Ask a guy who just got back from 8 weeks in the USA anything

[hittman]

brb tipping
brb free refills
brb homeless people
brb happy hour
brb weird kunts everywhere
brb holy fcking sh!t chicago is cold
brb every single person i spoke to is disgruntled with the government
brb mexicans

ask!

oh and if you live in san diego, congrats, you live in the best city that i visited.

[CrossCounter]

what were all the cities you visited

[hittman]

oh and new orleans is a sh!thole, no wonder the power went out

[Beauuu]

Did you visit Wisconsin brah

[TheFallOfRome]

Disgruntled with the gov't still votes for the same gov't for another 4 years. Welcome to beautiful USA brother!

[apac21]

did you get it in with any american sluts op?

[hittman]

what were all the cities you visited

Honolulu
San Fran
LA
Vegas
Denver (winter park)
Chicago
NY
New Orleans
Miami
Austin
San Antonio
San Diego

San Diego and Miami have the best looking girls, the rest i was utterly disappointed with

and texas is straight up badass, no liberal *******s there

[hittman]

Did you visit Wisconsin brah

next time i'll be visiting more that way/new england area

[DatDereVert]

Chicago been pretty warm this year son, coldest its been all year was 2 weeks ago only like -15 with wind chill though. T-shirt weather

[boozebrah]

oh and new orleans is a sh!thole, no wonder the power went out

Did you go to miami? I want to go to Miami to meet my idol #jasongenova

[scotyg]

chicago isn't that cold

[hittman]

Chicago been pretty warm this year son, coldest its been all year was 2 weeks ago only like -15 with wind chill though. T-shirt weather

have you been to pizano's?

best pizza i've ever had, rudy's special deep dish hnngggg

[thewiz8807]

God damn right Miami has the best looking bitches! They're crazy as **** to!

[tank2003]

I didnt see Mississippi on the list.

[hittman]

chicago isn't that cold

the wind makes it 100x worse

[hittman]

I didnt see Mississippi on the list.

i was in louisiana and saw a hibernating alligator

does that count?

[apac21]

did you get it in with any american sluts op?

i'll take that as a no

[TadPole15]

Hell ya san diego

[OrdoAbchao]

Where did you stay in Chicago? How cum u no let misc brahs know? Could show you a good time no homo.

[DefCrazy]

What stereotypes about Americans actually ended up being true?

[Iron_Prophet]

I leave for spring break in Panama City Beach in 3 weeks then driving to Vegas then flying to New York. Planning to see New Orleans and Texas and Cali and Arizona. Any advice? Any advice as to best way to pick up American sluzzas?

[hittman]

oh forgot to mention, countdowns on crosswalks. effing genius!

also, yielding to peds at all times, but can turn if light is red, effing genius!

[hittman]

What stereotypes about Americans actually ended up being true?

stereotypes about you guys being fat = absolutely false.

however most people didn't understand sarcasm

[scotyg]

the wind makes it 100x worse

id say its windy here too

stereotypes about you guys being fat = absolutely false.

however most people didn't understand sarcasm

the statistics say its 29% here, i don't believe that. ya there are fat people, too many in fact, but nowhere near almost a third.

[asd60303]

Jelly of OP's vacation. I live in the USA(chicago) and haven't been to 1/8 of those cities.

[hittman]

did you get it in with any american sluts op?

haha got numbers etc but no rooting, i was with a girl there, and have one at home.

i dun goof'd

american girls are much nicer than the snotty kunts here that's for sure.

[hittman]

i also had breakfast next to michael cane in miami
saw lebron, wade, and bosh in miami
watched tiger play 9 holes at torrey pines.

feels more appreciative once you see them in person man

[TheIronAsylum]

SD is definitely a bomb town

[Ace Thedics]

oh and new orleans is a sh!thole, no wonder the power went out

Lol wouldnt go there if you paid me

[hittman]

SD is definitely a bomb town

it's funny, most people i met in SD were not born there