Lol OP showing off a car mommy and daddy bought while he was in college. You should be ashamed to drive such a car until you get out of school and work your tail off and earn it yourself.
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01-15-2013, 11:50 PM #61
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01-16-2013, 12:48 AM #68
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01-16-2013, 01:15 AM #69*no social life, so buries himself with work crew*
*only derives pleasure from material things b/c no friends crew*
*jaded outlook on life crew*
*moveable sound crew*
*never had a gf crew*
*kneedragger/hunting/fishing crew*
*lives in flea-infested apartment in the hood crew*
*born again virgin crew*
*vasectomy crew*
*doesn't want kids crew*
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01-16-2013, 01:27 AM #70
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01-16-2013, 01:27 AM #71
- Join Date: Mar 2012
- Location: Georgia, United States
- Age: 36
- Posts: 1,431
- Rep Power: 906
the bf is an absolute nonfactor in this equation, so far as you're concerned. "how do i get the boyfriend out of the way" isn't a question you should be asking, you're not in the russian mob, you don't take people out of the way. just talk to the girl like you would any other, if she wants to fukk you, she'll fukk you regardless, and then it's her problem on how she deals with the bf situation. worrying about how to break up the happy home is going to absolutely destroy your chances with her, so just let her do it for you. hang out with her, act like you assumed she's single. if she brings him up, undermine him jokingly* and proceed...if she doesn't bring him up immediately, she either plans to have sex with you, or you're not giving her the indication that you want to have sex with her.
*example: i asked a girl i work with to come out to the bars a couple weeks ago, she said she was planning to go watch a movie with her boyfriend(which was news to me, apparently they'd started dating recently, since she flirts with me at work), "tell him to grab something from redbox instead, you're coming out with us". i spent the night in her apartment that night. sloots gonna sloot.*Intermittent Fapping Crew*
*Misc Animal Shirt Crew*
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01-16-2013, 01:37 AM #72
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01-16-2013, 02:19 AM #74
Cool story bro. Riveting tale of the day srs. If I were a mod, I'd sticky this to show how cool of a story you posted and to show every other miscer how awesome you are...but why'd you leave out the part where you got out of your SUPER AWESOME ALPHA car with your IDGAF CAUSE I'M KEWL dorky fur hat to talk to her, but ended up fumbling over your own words (like always) as her once excited and astounded eyes that girls get when they see a new purse at the store turn into sort of a cringe-like stare at you, kind of like, "oh ****, I forgot...this *******s awkward as fuk! And that hat........", all the while your heart was pumping like at the end of a 15 minute HIIT session, like an excited dog seeing it's master return home after a long day waiting around, but it wasn't joy...no..it was due to panic...you felt yourself failing again at spitting some game at your oneitis and then quickly resorted to talking about how boring break was and doing the one thing a man should never do...continuing on about how boring your life is and blabbering on about that stereotypical urge to encounter some super cool event so that you could show how super cool you are and unleash your inner super cool car owning cool guy self in hopes she'd be aware of somethin relatable and possibly end up inviting you, but sadly, she just replies with, "oh..I see...haha" and wishing she never said hi to you OP? Where's that part and the rest? I'm sure there's more about how you jumped back into your Alphamobile and cried a little then wiping your alpha tears away with your hEy lOoK aT mE gUyS, i'M cOoL fur hat*after she had to cut your half mumbling and other fumbling attempt off with an excuse about how her class was going to start soon..
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01-16-2013, 02:27 AM #75
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- Location: Falls Church, Virginia, United States
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OP, you're 5'7, you could be driving a space shuttle and you'd still be a manlet. Deal with that.
Also, BRB having a gold digger as a oneitis.When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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01-16-2013, 02:28 AM #76
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01-16-2013, 06:59 AM #89
Advice on how to get the boyfriend out of the way:
Don't stick your dikc where it doesn't belong. It's dooshbags like you OP that make the world a chittier place for the rest of us. If you chatted up my gf and banged her I would dump her for being a sloot and still smash your teeth in on principle.
Buncha boys pretending to be men around here, nomsayin misc?
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01-16-2013, 07:02 AM #90
- Join Date: Apr 2012
- Location: Austin, Texas, United States
- Posts: 1,432
- Rep Power: 909
Why you so worried about external perceptions OP?
Pull up in a expensive (?) car, blasting TRANCE (?), wearing a fur hat (?).
9 out of 10 people, guys and broads, are going to think you are a huge douche.
Now for some advice on the bish. She has a boyfriend "back home" ... that works out exactly never. Take off the fur hat, turn down the sh!t trance music, and chat her up. Give her hints that you are interested. Subtle or accidental touching is good. The more she opens up the more you do. The BF situation will handle itself if she wants el pen0r.
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