What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[EliteBrah]

haha its not the hunger for me that does me in. For some reason the cardio makes me hate life. maybe I go too hard tho

[Wyomann]

It could be any number of his posts. Personally if I negged people I would have negged him for this comment:




If you lift heavy enough with good enough form, and eat enough food you make gains. Its science, not genetics.



Genetics excuse rustles my jillies.

Everyone can make progress within their own limits, but genetics is HUGE.

I've done sports my whole life and genetics is extremely important. Most people don't like to hear that, but it's true. 99% of people can never look like Phil Heath no matter what they take. 99% of people can never dunk a basketball, or throw a shot put 60ft, or bench 500 lbs etc... regardless of if they trained perfectly.

[Wyomann]

I got a question for the ladies.
Yesterday this girl that I started dating not too long ago said that she "almost" got into a car accident and was in a bad mood and didnt want to talk. she said she would call or text today. As far as i know shes supposed to be in school but about an hour ago she posts a pic on instagram of her cocktail in what appears to be a nice restaurant with nice views overlooking downtown. No1 is sitting across from her but as far as I can tell it looks like dinner for two based on the seating...and she wouldnt go alone. Am I overthinking this or does it sound fishy too you? She knows im on her instagram..

I'm not a woman, but I have a donkey ass and tits, so...

You are a smart guy, I think you know the answer. What everyone else said.

[kimm4]

I've officially entered bishmode of my cut.

I'm effin hungry.

People can literally just look my direction and I wanna punch them in the throat.

Damn, I miss those days...not srs...

Hang tuff darling, almost there!

[Squatticus]

Everything.

Srs.

I've officially entered bishmode of my cut.

I'm effin hungry.

People can literally just look my direction and I wanna punch them in the throat.

Happy Hump Day er'body!!!

youd punch me in the throat for free? usually i have to pay extra for that

also when people do calf raises and just bounce the weight...idk why that rustles my jimmies

[BubsNBean]

Everything.

Srs.

I've officially entered bishmode of my cut.

I'm effin hungry.

People can literally just look my direction and I wanna punch them in the throat.

Happy Hump Day er'body!!!

If getting humped put you in a good mood I'd do it Hate that hangry feeling!

[Big_Sky_Guy]

Everything.

Srs.

I've officially entered bishmode of my cut.

I'm effin hungry.

People can literally just look my direction and I wanna punch them in the throat.

Happy Hump Day er'body!!!

Come at me 'bish....will throw you in the snow! Then you'll be crabby, wet, and cold.

We do have 3 puppies to help warm you back up

[flyfreefit]

Why does she comment on my boobs EVERY time she sees me? I want to punch her in the face. Fukk.

[Squatticus]

Why does she comment on my boobs EVERY time she sees me? I want to punch her in the face. Fukk.

need pics so we can be outraged too

[mrshester]

So, you decide to RUN 3 weeks after you've had a cesarean section and you complain about your body being in pain, and I'm the ahole for telling you to take it easy? Really? Cuz I know nothing and everyone who doesn't agree with your diva-child ass are idiots. Your baby is not even a month old, you've had 2 layers of your body cut open...NO **** you're gonna be hurting! If you're gonna do stupid ****, quit crying when it backfires on you!

[Fawnl]

So, you decide to RUN 3 weeks after you've had a cesarean section and you complain about your body being in pain, and I'm the ahole for telling you to take it easy? Really? Cuz I know nothing and everyone who doesn't agree with your diva-child ass are idiots. Your baby is not even a month old, you've had 2 layers of your body cut open...NO **** you're gonna be hurting! If you're gonna do stupid ****, quit crying when it backfires on you!

Ohhhhh, and the pregnancy hormones begin!! THIS is gonna be an EPIC 9 months!!!!

[mrshester]

Ohhhhh, and the pregnancy hormones begin!! THIS is gonna be an EPIC 9 months!!!!

Yes...they were definitely stirring...but I can't warn anyone about it yet, so here I am going irrationally bat-**** in my head, and no one can fully appreciate it, LOL. My tolerance for whiny little diva "women" drops significantly when hormones are involved. Just stupid. stupid. stupid. "My doctor said I could" You must have SUPER DUPER HEALING ABILITIES, SUPERMAN!!

Okay...maybe I'm over reacting. Maybe she really did heal completely in 3 weeks. But guess who gets to hear about it when she busts a stitch and her manchild husband won't help her?

[Big_Sky_Guy]

Ohhhhh, and the pregnancy hormones begin!! THIS is gonna be an EPIC 9 months!!!!

Shhh...don't wake the baby in her belly.

[flyfreefit]

need pics so we can be outraged too

According to her, there's nothing to see.

saysomethingniceornothingatall.fu

[Squatticus]

According to her, there's nothing to see.

saysomethingniceornothingatall.fu

next time you see her mush her...you have grade a boobies in my book...lv99 wk

[flyfreefit]

next time you see her mush her...you have grade a boobies in my book...lv99 wk

i <3 wks.

I feel a little better, thx.

[Squatticus]

i <3 wks.

I feel a little better, thx.

better be careful or ill get you pregnant.

[Keltron]

Keltron fukking rocks! \,,/ >< \,,/

Why, thank you sir!

[EliteBrah]

fuk I tried to delete that. damn you guys are fast. she got the sms and said she didn't block me on purpose and then unblocked me LOL
ok im keepin this ish off the forum from now on lmao. thanks everyone

[flyfreefit]

better be careful or ill get you pregnant.

[EliteBrah]

^^
she still making youtube vids?

[Squatticus]

i think you meant

^^
she still making youtube vids?

yeah lol

[flyfreefit]

i think you meant

Some dude got butthurt in the ladies only thread in my response to your comment... he's really rustling my jimmies.

^^
she still making youtube vids?

Yes, unfortunately. She's really not funny anymore.

[Squatticus]

Some dude got butthurt in the ladies only thread in my response to your comment... he's really rustling my jimmies.



Yes, unfortunately. She's really not funny anymore.

I like NBE just takes a little while to get used to his humor

[Wyomann]

I like NBE just takes a little while to get used to his humor

Ya he's funny.



Squatty here's a story that might cheer you up.

The lowlight of my trip, so far, was when I was walking down a street in old town Nurnberg with my brother and a 43 yr old prostitute wanted to see if I could pick her up. She said she weighed 80kg, 176lbs. Being a gentleman and all, I say sure why not. I pick her up and she wraps her legs around me and proceeds to start humping me. I start laughing and set her down, then she asks if I have a big dick and starts pointing at my crotch. She says she likes black men and stretches her hands out 9 inches to show me their penis size. I'm like "Ummm, that's ****ing huge. I could use my arm or something.". Some good laughs were had and we continued on our way.

If things don't work out with you and your GF Squatty; you can always go to Nurnberg, Germany. Ask for Deanna in old town.

[aintevenmad]

Whats the point of blocking someone on ******** when you have to see them IRL like four days later?

I mean really are you just going to pretend they're invisible?

Women who are so obsessed with male attention that they will gladly throw other women under the bus for it really rustle my jillies.

[Squatticus]

Ya he's funny.



Squatty here's a story that might cheer you up.

The lowlight of my trip, so far, was when I was walking down a street in old town Nurnberg with my brother and a 43 yr old prostitute wanted to see if I could pick her up. She said she weighed 80kg, 176lbs. Being a gentleman and all, I say sure why not. I pick her up and she wraps her legs around me and proceeds to start humping me. I start laughing and set her down, then she asks if I have a big dick and starts pointing at my crotch. She says she likes black men and stretches her hands out 9 inches to show me their penis size. I'm like "Ummm, that's ****ing huge. I could use my arm or something.". Some good laughs were had and we continued on our way.

If things don't work out with you and your GF Squatty; you can always go to Nurnberg, Germany. Ask for Deanna in old town.

that makes me want to crawl up in the corner and cry myself to sleep

[Keltron]

fuk I tried to delete that. damn you guys are fast. she got the sms and said she didn't block me on purpose and then unblocked me LOL
ok im keepin this ish off the forum from now on lmao. thanks everyone

Fixed
Go take a look.. it's either that or the original text lol.

[Fawnl]

[QUOTE=Wyomann;1064828491]Ya he's funny.



Squatty here's a story that might cheer you up.

The lowlight of my trip, so far, was when I was walking down a street in old town Nurnberg with my brother and a 43 yr old prostitute wanted to see if I could pick her up. She said she weighed 80kg, 176lbs. Being a gentleman and all, I say sure why not. I pick her up and she wraps her legs around me and proceeds to start humping me. I start laughing and set her down, then she asks if I have a big dick and starts pointing at my crotch. She says she likes black men and stretches her hands out 9 inches to show me their penis size. I'm like "Ummm, that's ****ing huge. I could use my arm or something.". Some good laughs were had and we continued on our way.

If things don't work out with you and your GF Squatty; you can always go to Nurnberg, Germany. Ask for Deanna in old town.[/QUOTE

Wow Wyo... your stories are amazing. Why does this sh*t happen to you??? Do you realize that most people don't have giant prostitutes humping them and weird hunchbacks offering blowjobs?

[Wyomann]

Wow Wyo... your stories are amazing. Why does this sh*t happen to you??? Do you realize that most people don't have giant prostitutes humping them and weird hunchbacks offering blowjobs?

What hunchbacks lol? Are you talking about the little mexican man?

I'm not sure why it happens, I think this stuff happens to everyone, I'm just willing to post it online cause I no care.