My ebarrassing day @ the gym...

[Patchwork]

there is not a single more creepy thing you could have said. nailed it bro

Lol this. I would have to try so damn hard to come off as creepy as you naturally do OP, I respect that.

[qwerty2020]

u think i can go up to her sometime later and tell her i'm not actually creepy and pull it off?

yeah but make sure you do it confidently otherwise its gunna be awkward

[madbro86]

Should have said "smell ya later" as you walked away you fresh prince you

[codebrah]

Lol'd so f*cking hard. Take my reps, OP.

[me5001]

You might as well have just said "I just wanted to follow you home, peep into your windows, and then break into your house and smell your underwear" you creepy bastard.

If there's a bright side, I guess it's that you're at least talking to womenz.

[gmenfan40]

Besides the weird fukking line you told her, who gives a fukk?

[Aftiel]

"i just wanted to smell you".

did you smell her before departing or what??!

[Envyin]

"Do you like daggers?"














































"I wanted to smell you."

[SoRaGu18]

sorry OP, just checkin in this thread to smell you

[cannonballdooky]

I hope she smelled good at least.

[WeakSideBrah]

did you smell her before departing or what??!

She smelled pretty good, dat dere female deodorant.

[DesiRocker]

hey i just met you,

and this is crazy,

can we share the squat rack,

to smell you maybe?

winner

[Rambo26]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AkYeytAI0T

[A1RE4]

Well at least you tried brah.

[Strengthftw]

aware of the smell line

some other cheeky kunt used it in a thread a while back

[WeakSideBrah]

aware of the smell line

some other cheeky kunt used it in a thread a while back

I knew I remember it from somewhere and that's why I used it - because at the time, I thought it was funny.

Phucking misc ruined my reputation at the gym.

[dingobrah]

Holy shyte OP, im putting this in a word document (srs) laughed so phucking hard

[MrTCM]

well **** happens

but come on really OP

[sanzo8o5]

Oh well, who cares brah plenty more out there

[WackoJackoo]

If she called me out like that I would of told her to use the other rack considering she was using a bar with no plates and you had already loaded it with your weights.

[CTpump]

Would have asked her why SHE isn't used the other squat rack.

LOL or maybe offer to spot her too

[Swaggahh]

lol awkward as fuk brah.

feel bad for u man


but srs
















































I just wanted to smell you

[davesterrr]

Lmao wtf miscer? Do you go to the bathroom after her so you can smell her there too? lol... spend some time learning how to talk to women as you doing to lifting weights and chit like this won't happen.

[Hucking_Fell]

In be4 OP goes to the gym tomorrow and fills his water up and the same girl comes up behind him and says 'smelling the water?'... giving OP a chance to make up for his awkward *******ry, but he just replies:

'yeah ****ing water'

[bashmasterflex]

someone plz link me to f*ckn water thread

[TheBuffmuffin]

Lol op wtf were you thinking. Regardless I got a good laugh, good work.

[Kard]

lol'd hard.

I would have done the exact same thing.

[davesterrr]

OP for future references, you can only say creepy stuff like this if you know the girl or have been talking already/created a positive vibe.
If a strange woman doesn't know you and this is the first thing you tell her, you dun goofed.
You can't go weird on strange women right away because then they can't tell whether you're joking or planning to rape them.
Better luck next time.

[saiyar1]

And another socially awkward, retarded miscer strikes again!!!!

[Clamz]

if true, then just don't get down on yourself. Be alpha about it and think to yourself, that's what I wanted to say and I said it, who cares what they think. A confident person can recover from a bad line. Say her to her next time you see her or if she is looking at you rudely, just bertstare her and find another chick. If you beat yourself up on things like this, it just means you are putting her above you and on a pedestal. Maybe next time you see her, do a little fanning gesture of the air towards your nose and take a big sniff, lol.