Scared to go buy condoms; wat do? (srs)

[BIGToneE]

Want to avoid potential awkwardness with the cashier. Can't fathom having them scan the magnums in fear they'd burst out laughing and ruin my self esteem. In the past I'd just go to the student center at school aand grab a handfull for free. Does walmart have self check out?

[Malidrax]

biggest ******* i've seen

[SELCOUTH]

Use a bin liner

[esajz24]

People do it everyday...

If you're self-conscience though, just order ahead of time on Amazon.

[extreme88]

stop being a pussy

[Muneyy]

Age: 20

[PersiaPower]

Want to avoid potential awkwardness with the cashier. Can't fathom having them scan the magnums in fear they'd burst out laughing and ruin my self esteem. In the past I'd just go to the student center at school aand grab a handfull for free. Does walmart have self check out?

bro i dunno how u cant go buy condoms... how are u gonna have sex then?? what im saying is, is your confidence that low?

[BiggerTommorow]

Was gonna say self checkout but you mentioned it so I'm wondering why you made this thread. Stop being a pussy, they are condoms FFS. Its not like your going to go buy some coldsore cream or prep-H

[Gringo12]

whats a condom?

[PeZzYy]

lol op when im bored.... and i know a hot girl is on counter ... I buy magnum xl's and make sure to go to her....

its so fukn hilarious and akward for her...

gives me the luls

[jgb99]

Order them on eBay/Amazon lol.

[Vexidi]

Don't be scared. Be sure to pick the checkout line with the most attractive chick working the register. Also buy an industrial sized container of Wesson vegetable oil along with the magnums. It's a good conversation starter.

[BizarreToe]

just masturbate into a sock instead

[TimDF]

I remember my first time brah. I drove all the way to Wal-Mart and couldn't do it. I was a huge nervous *******. So what I did was just went to this gas station that was open late and had no people in it. Just some Indian guy working the register. Bought them and left. Do the same.

[gokubrah]

Cashier will laugh in her head. The sooner you realize that and accept it, the sooner you can just muster up the balls to go get them.

Everything I do in life, I assume the worst and simply accept it for what it is. That way if the worst happens, I knew it would. If it doesn't, then everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

[paranoidxe]

If you can't buy condoms without embarrassment you shouldn't be having sex.

[CRUCIATUS]

whats a condom?

this

[MaskedMuchacho]

I know that feel. I always try to buy as much other crap to cover up the fact that I'm buying condoms. Then whenever they're scanning everything, I'm just berststaring the other way and throw in a fifty and let them keep the change to get out as fast as possible. Also before I go I wrap myself in plastic and cover that up with clothes, so they won't see I'm sweating like hell. To make it even more awkward, I never use those damn condoms, they're more like decoration in my room so my parents will think I'm sexually active.

[Liet]

lol @ people who still use condoms

[Vampgaze]

Tone E you can borrow mine, I don't use em.

+Always Raw Dog Crew+

[Tiger Driver]

If you can't buy condoms without embarrassment you shouldn't be having sex.

This.

[PattyOLantern]

www.condomdepot.com



They come in an unmarked box and the prices are awesome. The World's Best tin is $10 off right now.

[Kard]

I don't use condoms.

I try to declare alphaness by making babies all over the world. So I can have a flock of little Kards.

[Jesselorenzo]

lol OP dont be afraid to buy ur xxs condoms

[RockyIV]

walk up to the counter like a boss...

[Shortofdaybreak]

Strong Virgin OP.

[TheBlackHombre]

age: 20

[anonymous]

Canada
Age: 20

the **** dude? I got over that **** when I was 14.

[KBBaron]

the trick is to stare the cashier in the eye when you put them up on the counter, then whisper "know wud im doin tonite kunt?" DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT or they will sense your weakness and laugh.

[CRUCIATUS]

Buy the condoms, a pineapple, a sawzall, and look at her and say...