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02-13-2012, 02:09 PM #1One of Our Best Posters
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Anti Valentines Day FB Statuses.... [ Reps ]
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02-13-2012, 02:13 PM #2Registered Seducer
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- Location: Canada
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"roses are red, chocolate is sweet. Open your mouth, i'll give you my meat."
anyone...? no?*No Crew Crew*
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02-13-2012, 02:15 PM #3Registered User
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- Location: New Jersey, United States
- Age: 32
- Posts: 990
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van
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02-13-2012, 02:17 PM #4Registered User
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roses are red, violets are blue... sit on my cat, ill come on your shoe
cutting down to 140lbs
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02-13-2012, 02:18 PM #5u mirin brah?
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roses are what's up kc, violets are how's it going badboy?
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02-13-2012, 02:21 PM #6Registered User
- Join Date: Oct 2011
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 32
- Posts: 363
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If you're sad about being alone on valentines day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
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02-13-2012, 02:21 PM #7Banned
- Join Date: Jul 2011
- Age: 26
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you love, affection and comfort? Me neither.
Yeah, I don't have a valentine, but I've got World of Warcraft and tomorrow off work.
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02-13-2012, 02:29 PM #8One of Our Best Posters
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roses are red, violets are blue, i cant spell slut without U!
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02-13-2012, 02:54 PM #9The Game
- Join Date: Aug 2011
- Age: 27
- Posts: 508
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Somebody just said this to me today. Felt so. loved. Haha.Originally Posted by Myrddrael
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Little guys can do big things too!
160 bench.(:
Married to xBONExCROWNx <3
Yet, member of the Forever Alone Crew :/
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02-13-2012, 03:02 PM #10
"If a man chooses one day to show you that he loves you, you shouldn't be with him" -Jealous women.
Giving up is not an option.
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02-13-2012, 03:12 PM #11Queen of Quality
- Join Date: Feb 2012
- Age: 29
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Roses are red, violets are blue, kyle, you're a filthy ****ing jew.
Smac898's girl.
"No excuses."
★★★ Quality Crew ★★★
Tmisc Fight Club
Hey kid, wanna buy a house?
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02-13-2012, 03:12 PM #12Registered User
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- Location: London, Kentucky, United States
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- Posts: 4,383
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roses are red, violets are black, you would look better with a knife in your back. happy v day baby <3
Best meet lifts (all raw): 865 squat, 565 bench, 720 deadlift.
Best meet total: 2110
Gym lifts: 903 squat, 565 bench, 725 deadlift.
Instagram @bigfatfuk
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02-13-2012, 03:13 PM #13Registered User
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.........repped..Originally Posted by Jypsie
Best meet lifts (all raw): 865 squat, 565 bench, 720 deadlift.
Best meet total: 2110
Gym lifts: 903 squat, 565 bench, 725 deadlift.
Instagram @bigfatfuk
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02-13-2012, 03:57 PM #14Registered User
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gets all the lolsOriginally Posted by Jypsie
getting my protein through a venflon 24/7 so i don't go catabolic crew
not gonna make it crew
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02-13-2012, 04:01 PM #15I'll Show You All
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- Age: 26
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll receive nothing, so neither will you." - A friend of mine
Reps are meaningless, so come at me, "brah."
Troll me. I dare you.
Starting Lifts..........Current Lifts..........Goals
Squat: 95x5...........125x5..................185x5
Bench: 60x5...........85x5....................135x5
Dead: 125x5...........165x5..................225x5
★Straight A's but no common sense crew★
★☆★★☆ tmiscplace2 crew ★☆★★☆
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02-13-2012, 04:22 PM #16EL REY
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- Location: Needville, Texas, United States
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HahaOriginally Posted by Jypsie
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02-13-2012, 05:35 PM #17Abu Curls :p
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Roses are red, ****s are brown, and i'm taking one
...............................................so is sogeking
wot
not even racist i have a lot of black friends, please don't kill me.
wotIt is impossible to lay hands on that which is not predestined for us, and that which is predestined for us will reach us wherever we are.
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02-13-2012, 05:37 PM #18Registered Loser
- Join Date: Jun 2011
- Location: California, United States
- Posts: 16,322
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roses are red violets are blue, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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02-13-2012, 05:40 PM #19281-330-8004
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roses are red, violets are blue, when your not looking, this roofy is going into your stew
PM me for workout advice Ladies
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02-13-2012, 05:42 PM #20Registered User
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One of the best so far.Originally Posted by koloxid
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02-13-2012, 06:31 PM #21Banned
- Join Date: May 2011
- Location: United States
- Age: 30
- Posts: 425
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Hickory dickory dock
This b!tch was suckin my c0ck
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block
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02-13-2012, 07:11 PM #22
roses are red, violets are blue, i'd rather spend valentines day alone than with you <3
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02-13-2012, 07:26 PM #23I'll Show You All
- Join Date: Aug 2011
- Age: 26
- Posts: 523
- Rep Power: 235
Ah, I've got one. Who doesn't love a day that reminds you of how loved you're not?
Reps are meaningless, so come at me, "brah."
Troll me. I dare you.
Starting Lifts..........Current Lifts..........Goals
Squat: 95x5...........125x5..................185x5
Bench: 60x5...........85x5....................135x5
Dead: 125x5...........165x5..................225x5
★Straight A's but no common sense crew★
★☆★★☆ tmiscplace2 crew ★☆★★☆
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02-13-2012, 07:28 PM #24Master of Proteen Fartz
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- Location: Colorado, United States
- Age: 28
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The only girls I'm going to be with on valentines day are my Barcelona jersey, a cup of beer, and my 72 inch LED screen watching the UEFA Champions League.
"God will not have his work made manifest through cowards"
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02-13-2012, 07:37 PM #25Registered Loser
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- Location: California, United States
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Your tv has a longer length than you have height?Originally Posted by cinnawaffls
LoL no hate bro
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02-13-2012, 07:43 PM #26Master of Proteen Fartz
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Don't even remind me....Originally Posted by koloxid
"God will not have his work made manifest through cowards"
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02-13-2012, 08:24 PM #27Registered User
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roses are red lemons are twisted bendover b*tch your about to get fisted
lulz
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02-13-2012, 10:09 PM #28Battle Tested
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quality. winner. updating now.Originally Posted by Myrddrael
Master total
S: 585
B: 370
D: 605
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02-13-2012, 10:17 PM #29Professional Rustler
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- Location: New Mexico, United States
- Posts: 566
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I've got 4 here
Box of chocolate, $20, dinner for two, $80, dozen roses, $100, being single this year on Valentine's Day and saving $200, PRICELESS!
Happy Valentine's Day! If you're single, randomly run up and hug somebody, then run off. I'm sure they'll like it. If not, you'll learn what mace feels like.
If you're single.. Happy Singles Awareness Day.. If you're in love.. I hope you choke on a chocolate..
Happy SINGLE Awareness Day - no card, no flowers, no chocolate. OH WAIT...no one to tell me what to do, to clean up after, to spend my moneyWould elbow back of head and PIITB
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02-13-2012, 10:28 PM #30Registered Asian
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- Location: Australia
- Posts: 1,590
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some people call it valentines day... i call it tuesday.
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