Talking to sessy girl from work might make me homosex?????? [PIC] [PLS HALP]

[Forceful]

I wait tables at a popular college bar, take good care of my appearance, and love doing what i'm doing now (unless it's being gay) (because i'm not), so I will often get numbers. But last night these kids my age came in...2 pretty girls and their dude roommate (wat...still pretty normal in college).

I'd like to think I'm a dank waiter, so I laid the charm extra hard on the pretty green-eyed girl....extra good service, smiling, "yes ma'am"/"no ma'am" whatever girls eat that shet up.

Well it's closing time, girl i've been flirting with goes ahead and picks up the tab of the entire table just so "she" can write this fukking novel on the back of the receipt as they walked out the door.....but does it passive-aggressively as fukk and writes the note pretending to be the dudemate, Tony:



for the morans: right click > select "rotate" > turn your monitor counter-clockwise



Shiit is obviously in girl-writing....i watched this chick writing it when she signed on her tip.

And I'm no homosexpert, but the guy gave off no gay vibe whatsoever; i'm talking good ol' countryboy to the tee.... (think Team punishment with less ****gytime).

Also, let the flaming commence, but if this guy is new to town I'd be down to help the kid out and bar hop with him, if it means wifing up his roommate.





Now I'd obviously rather make sweet love to the green-eyed girl, not Tony (and i'm not even gay).



this girl was cute as FUUUUUUU--







any serious answers about what/what not to do here would be appreciated....i'd hate to let the chance of hitting it off with this beautiful girl slip through my fingers because she didn't have the balls to talk to me herself :'[

[lincolnmkv]

Her name is Tony, you dumbass

[Forceful]

Her name is Tony, you dumbass

read the note, you dumbass

[CannibalJester]

uh no

you ****ing edit the pic to turn not us, its your thread, your job

[StreetWorkout]

Girls a tranny and she forgot in that spare moment and wrote her male name down.

[PhilipRivers17]

uh no

you ****ing edit the pic to turn not us, its your thread, your job

lol this

[lincolnmkv]

read the note, you dumbass

Broke my neck turning sideways and I stand by what i said.

[Namedoesntfi]

any serious answers about what/what not to do here would be appreciated....i'd hate to let the chance of hitting it off with this beautiful girl slip through my fingers because she didn't have the balls to talk to me herself :'[

Just wait it out, she'll come back to the bar brah.

Didn't read that letter but there would be no fukin way I'd try to contact the guy and completely ruin your chances.

edit : letter wasn't as homosex as I thought, maybe she wants the D.

[TallJJ]

Anyone here with a PHD in Handwriting that can translate it?

[liturgy]

[Mrin]

Can't read the ****ty writing op,
Type it up for us?

Also tony is the girl?

[Dysfunqtional]

fuk it dude just go for it and chill with him, could be a cool dude gay or not, I have never met a gay guy that would try to "turn" you and I have been roommates with a few, good people. Plus if he is gay and you guys become friends if he likes you he will get chicks for you (srs)

[ItzcoolBrah]

Something is missing in this jigsaw puzzle

[twopointo]

Black used condom (why black, you got a thing for da bbc?) Lighter's and altoids container obviously full of weed... OP dis guy is out of your league...

[R3VIT]

[mac2118]

put it in his butt

[Buster_Jaimen]

Black used condom (why black, you got a thing for da bbc?) Lighter's and altoids container obviously full of weed... OP dis guy is out of your league...

Yeah, what's up with the used condom?

[Shredededed]

Anyone here with a PHD in Handwriting that can translate it?

if this is awkward, i'm sorry
but i'm new in town and have 3girls
for roomates, so i'm a little
overwhelmed w/ female
HORMONES. lol If you want to
hang out sometime and
Maybe show me around town.
I would be ok with that!

Thanks for the GREAT serviced
and the free snarkeys???? stuff!!
tony

[Bigred0289]

Text him, tell him the girls he was with were sexy. This will show your straightness. Maybe he is just a lonely country brah in the big city.

[R.Mutt]

Black used condom (why black, you got a thing for da bbc?) Lighter's and altoids container obviously full of weed... OP dis guy is out of your league...

lol missed this

[Dysfunqtional]

Text him, tell him the girls he was with were sexy. This will show your straightness. Maybe he is just a lonely country brah in the big city.

nah brah, wouldn't even tell him that, will look like OP is using him

[Yardsale]

Just give him the dick OP

[ambrosiaa]

if this is awkward, i'm sorry
but i'm new in town and have 3girls
for roomates, so i'm a little
overwhelmed w/ female
roomates. lol If you want to
hang out sometime and
Maybe show me around town.
I would be ok with that!

Thanks for the GREAT serviced
and the free snarkeys???? stuff!!
tony

It's overwhelmed w/ female hormones.

[ukero]

girls have neat writing, that writing is ugly as fuuck

[ShutupNdSquat]

FFS broke my spine and neck reading that piece of crap handwriting..Only to scroll down a bit and find its the right way up..Fk you OP and ur homosex secret life *******

[jeserfen]

throw that condom away op wtf

[Shredededed]

It's overwhelmed w/ female hormones.

Sorry brah. I still have 2 years to go to get my PhD in handwritting

[MickeyDs]

Still think that is a gay dude who has 3 female roomates and wants to hang out with another guy

[JitnikoVi]

obvious bichs were too hot for you and decided to troll you so hard... they got you good eh bru?

trololo

[mirinbrah247]

if this is awkward, i'm sorry
but i'm new in town and have 3girls
for roomates, so i'm a little
overwhelmed w/ female
hormones. lol If you want to
hang out sometime and
Maybe show me around town.
I would be ok with that!

Thanks for the GREAT serviced
and the free snarkeys???? stuff!!
tony

he's on that ****gy time since he is implying he thinks and acts like a girl