no homoWhen I was 11 I fapped for the first time, in the toilet. The cum wasn't white but was clear and it sprayed in all directions and stained the walls (next time I fapped I didn't cum like that ). Parents repainted it.
When I first started secondary school (I was 11) I took a toilet break and wanked not in the cubicle but by the piss trough. Luckily no one came in.
When I was 12 I stayed at my grandparents and me and my mum shared a double bed. I quietly fapped in it without waking her.
when I was 13/14 I sucked/wanked two guys who later turned out to be straight with gf and kids.
When I was 14 I was playing tug of war with our German shepherd dog on the living room floor. I was only wearing boxers and the dog tried to mount me.
When I was 15 I was horny and really wanted to stick something up my butt. I found a screwdriver with a decent sized handle and used that when I had a wank. Afterwards I put it in the sink filled up with water and then went to the toilet and planned to clean it after. Instead I completely forgot about it and my mum came home and found it and was like wtf.
When I was 18-21 I had this insanely handsome French ****buddy. He ****ed me once but when he pulled out some sh*t fell from my arse onto his white bedsheets. Awks.
When I was 22 I started working at a bank and my manager asks if I would like to go to the pub with him after work. We get drunk and he asks me to suck him off so we go into the pub toilet and I blow him (he had wife and kids).
At same work place a coworker showed me porn on his phone of blonde bishes getting humped by dogs. When they sucked off the dogs I nearly threw up.
I have surreptitiously checked out other guys' cocks when taking a piss.
I was sucking off a straight guy on my sofa and his gf rings him and they're chatting away while I'm deepthroating his cock.
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01-19-2014, 02:47 PM #2581
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01-19-2014, 02:53 PM #2582
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01-19-2014, 02:53 PM #2583*Faps before and after Fapaholics anonymous class crew
*Sniffs the angus hard during 69 crew
*Likes it a bit stanky crew
*Googled Shane Diesel more then once and was scured crew
*Fuked 30-40 bishes and dink doesnt even get fully hard anymore crew
*Took a swab of my cum after i fapped cuz GF complained it tasted like salt crew
*Locker room fluffer crew
*Loves musky ass smell when smashing bishes from behind Crew
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01-19-2014, 02:58 PM #2584
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01-19-2014, 03:08 PM #2588
Every time I wake up with morningwood I grind my dink against my mattress cause it feels so good. It's like a mini-nut bust, but no actual coast guard comes out nomsayin.
"My head is banging like Metallica. Swallow a bottle of advil up, then head back to the bedroom where she suck me dry like Dracula"
Lord crew
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01-19-2014, 03:12 PM #2589
heres another one i haven't really told anyone. 16 years old spoon plucking my hot 9/10 gf at 12 at night real slow and quietly with her door open. I had a perfect view down the hall to the living room where her mom was watching tv on the couch. Couldn't help but picturing her coming in and joining.
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01-19-2014, 03:21 PM #2591
- Join Date: Nov 2009
- Location: South Carolina, United States
- Age: 45
- Posts: 1,854
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Had keyboarding class in 10th grade high school (took several computer based courses in HS). This was circa 1994, so we still used 3.5" floppies (lol... floppies). The network was an I.B.M. IPX/SPX with mostly i386 machines. Instead of doing whatever work we had to do, I would goof off. Then when class was almost done, I would connect to another computer's a:\ drive and copy their saved file (whatever that days work was) to my disk. Just open the file and change the name; presto!
Act like cameras are always watching you Crew
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01-19-2014, 03:23 PM #2592
Wet pants (wore jeans) back in Middle school I believe, nearly positive it was like 7th grade or something. Toughed it out, teacher was a prick who had a strict bathroom policy. Kids told me they thought there was a sewer leakage somewhere. Felt embarrassed and awful the entire time (set through like 3 class periods).
Tried to self suck on multiple occasions, almost succeeded once, haven't tried since like Freshman or Sophomore year of Highschool.
Urinate in shared shower rooms all of the time, almost a habit now a days.
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01-19-2014, 04:14 PM #2600
- Join Date: Jan 2014
- Location: Orlando, Florida, United States
- Age: 27
- Posts: 1,862
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I molested my female cousins in their sleep when I was 15.You know feeling that poosy and tits then rubbing my cawk on that raw azz and sticking my cawk in their hands.
One time I dry humped my mother's friend when we slept together since we were out of beds.
I masturbated to one of my female cousins sleeping right in front of them.
A girl in my class feel asleep in front of my desk.I started feeling up her azz behind the chair and tried to pull her skirt up so I could rub my long dick on her azz.
I fapped in my spanish class in sophmore while my female spanish teacher was watching
I would walk around random stores,get an erection then walk past bishs rubbing my cawk on their azz as I pass.
I threw **** at my neighbor's house when I was 7.
I fuk a married woman and it changed my view on sloots forever
I fapped in the bathroom at school.
I covered my finger with soap then sticked it up my azz to see what gay sex felt like.I also stick my finger half into my azz occasionally.
I sucked a frozen sausage to see what cock sucking felt like.Never did it again
I sliced a cucumber until it was hollowed then filled it with lube and ****ed it.
I fapped for 4 hours straight(No cumming) one time.
More to come
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01-19-2014, 04:17 PM #2601
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01-20-2014, 06:25 AM #2603
- Join Date: Dec 2012
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Posts: 1,736
- Rep Power: 2981
-One time when I was about 6 or 7 and my friend was 5 or 6 his older brother, maybe about 10 or 11 and a few other older kids had a fake gun. We thought it was real though and he told us to rub are penis's together or he'd shoot us. We did it out of fear. No homo. Strong homo on there part though wtf.
-Accidentally nutted in my face one time when I was about 12, lying down fapping and my jizz just squirted out hard and hit me in the face. Was disgusting, showered immediatley.
-Used to go up to my friends pool with a bunch of other friends, probably about 10 of us, when we were about 13 or 14, we'd always jump in naked and shout out random **** like the sun is setting on the water if our dicks were out.
Nothing else I can think of, never done anything extremely weird by choice.Arsenal FC crew.
Invented the line that got Ghostbrah laid crew.
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01-20-2014, 06:30 AM #2604
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01-20-2014, 06:33 AM #2605
Ehh fuk it I'll add more
Have 4 sisters and we all lived together. When I was around 9 or 10, one of my older sisters panties were hanging on the rack to dry and I saw a dark yellow mark by the crotch. Was grossed out and immediately thought all vaginas must be like that. Everytime I saw a girl, I would be disgusted thinking they had nasty slimy smelly vaginas, and wanted nothing to do with them. Wasn't until I lost my virginity at 15 or 16 and the girl's poos didn't smell like anything, was a pleasant surprise and I've been in love with Labia ever since.
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01-20-2014, 07:06 AM #2607
My cousin and I were like 8, we went into the woods and jacked each other off for a min. He wanted me to fuk him in the ass and he got down on all fours but all I did was kneal down and sniff his angus (strong wtf). Then we agreed to suck each other off but he went first and I quickly pulled my pants up and didn't return the favor lol. We never spoke about it again
Last edited by SdvsB; 01-20-2014 at 12:35 PM.
*Faps before and after Fapaholics anonymous class crew
*Sniffs the angus hard during 69 crew
*Likes it a bit stanky crew
*Googled Shane Diesel more then once and was scured crew
*Fuked 30-40 bishes and dink doesnt even get fully hard anymore crew
*Took a swab of my cum after i fapped cuz GF complained it tasted like salt crew
*Locker room fluffer crew
*Loves musky ass smell when smashing bishes from behind Crew
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01-20-2014, 07:12 AM #2608
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01-20-2014, 07:13 AM #2609
- Join Date: Jun 2013
- Location: Big Arm, Montana, United States
- Posts: 37,140
- Rep Power: 287538
Fcuked a chicken. Srs. Made the news and everything.
http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/l...07fd8255f.htmlMotorcycle crew
Army veteran crew
One Meal a day crew
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01-20-2014, 07:16 AM #2610
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