If a girl punched you in the face, what would you do?????srs

**FryDude** · 02-14-2011, 06:01 AM

Originally Posted by American Psycho

girls don't just physically assault someone unprovoked.

yea i've had girlfriends (all spanish lol) attack me; but never have i seen a girl just attack someone for the hell of it.

all you misc virgins that watch these film clips that are taken out of context and/or edited and make judgements based on that are poorly mistaken.

Maybe Canada is a vastly different world than America but I've witnessed dudes getting stomped out by couples because some 'creep' tried to approach the girl and she somehow took offense.

If that's not unprovoked I don't know what it is. It wasn't like he was pushing the subject either, she just thought she was that out of his league and figured hitting him would make things fine.

**CrazyVolodymyr** · 02-14-2011, 06:05 AM

Walk (more like sprint) away.

An apparition of maintaining respect isn't worth time in jail- let's be reality, the chick that attacked you will most likely make up some story about rape or that you attacked first- not worth the headache.

**Obscenity** · 02-14-2011, 06:12 AM

Happened multiple times, either pushed her away from me or walked off.

Punches didn't even hurt enough to warrant any reaction.

**Chook Legs** · 02-14-2011, 06:31 AM

I got punched in the ear the other day by a little Japanese girl. I think she just meant to hit me... I just thought it was funny. I tried to make her feel guilty but it didnt work.

**UpInHawaii** · 02-14-2011, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by FreakyFit

Haha. Don't underestimate me just because I'm a girl! I can throw a punch!

shut up bitch.

**Zey55** · 02-14-2011, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by FreakyFit

You'll be sorry when I break your
nose!

u sounds like my gf last weekend! lmao. except once she started swinging i finger flicked her in the arm and she started crying.. later on we had sex.

id bet my balls ud fall to the same fate if u tried

**51Cent** · 02-14-2011, 12:58 PM

lol bump

**xSPARTANx75** · 02-14-2011, 01:01 PM

dear women,

Now that you got your anger out return to the kitchen and make me a sandwhich before i show what a punch is.

**x1Dylan1x** · 02-14-2011, 01:04 PM

stab her in the eye with a thumbtack

**tubeman** · 02-14-2011, 01:05 PM

I don't care who's punching me, I'd kick the bi.tch in the vag, then ram my knee in her face while she's bent over.

**Jayce_** · 02-14-2011, 01:06 PM

If she wants to act like a man, she will get treated like a man...

**SmoothyKing** · 02-14-2011, 01:08 PM

i would slap her clear across the face. a punch and you are looking at jail time.

**Nas_the_realest** · 02-14-2011, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by nev3r

It's women like these that piss away years of women rights movements. They want women to be equal to men in everything, EXCEPT when it comes to **** like this. God forbid a man hits you back, that's domestic abuse.

****ing hypocrites.

What's worse is when >9000 white knights will sit around waiting for the guy to retaliate so they can gang bang him like cowards.

QFT

was gona rep but on RC

**Nas_the_realest** · 02-14-2011, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by FreakyFit

You'll be sorry when I break your nose!

lmfao ur 114 lbs u stupid whore bitch

**muscleholic** · 02-14-2011, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by jackedasn

the fuk are you talking about, you're a coward if even think about hitting a girl, pls go

**Araj** · 02-14-2011, 01:14 PM

I would just laugh at them, cuz they so weak they couldn't possibly even hurt me.

**buffer1** · 02-14-2011, 01:15 PM

I'd say: Why thank you, i needed that. Got anything else?

**b0ngman** · 02-14-2011, 01:17 PM

call the cops. press assulat charges. settle out of court and get $1000 of her money.

**jackedasn** · 02-14-2011, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by absolutexpinoy

then i'm a coward who gets laid more than you fap in a week.

come at me, red *******.

u wish son, i play center in my friends filipino basketball league, 1 import allowed, adn all teh filipinos girls eye rape me all game long

**MrBitches** · 02-14-2011, 01:19 PM

^Not excessive in the least

**b0ngman** · 02-14-2011, 01:31 PM

lettuce be reality...

if you stare that bitch down before she comes at you and let her KNOW there are going to reprecussions if she ****s with you... she wont do a damn thing... dont bark back at a barking dog... just let them know you are ready to bite with your body language

**spaztikid** · 02-14-2011, 01:37 PM

Lettuce be cereal

No girl is gonna land a punch on me. Would easily block and restrain.

**Sniser** · 02-14-2011, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by MrBitches

^Not excessive in the least

omfg, is that real?! source?

**Suit** · 02-14-2011, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by SmoothyKing

i would slap her clear across the face. a punch and you are looking at jail time.

a slap and it is jail time as well, it is called assault.

idiot.

**G0tMeWr0ng** · 02-14-2011, 02:31 PM

Hard enough of a push to topple her over.

**BeeReM** · 02-14-2011, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by FreakyFit

I've punched a few guys. They had it coming though...

If you punched me in the face you'd feel the wrath of my chloroform.

**irvinelaw** · 02-14-2011, 03:21 PM

How can she slap?????

**BeeReM** · 02-14-2011, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by American Psycho

my girls face gets busted open, whatever the reason, and i would open you up with a machete.

might not have to watch out a girls weak punch; but damn sure watch out for her crazy boyfriend that would go to war for a bitch

I'd go to war for a kitten you fukking kunt. Would drop you like a fly.

**sctyd** · 02-14-2011, 04:31 PM

Pull guard, take my pants off, triangle her and cock slap her into submission.

**BDfreak05** · 02-14-2011, 05:33 PM

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