if you think myofusion is a "quality" protein, you are retarded.

[sandaltan]

how can you think this? how? when you read the label, are you mesmerized by big words and the gasparizyme complex? did you fall in love with the single gram of soluble fiber?

im shocked and disgusted by the amount of attention this product receives. it reduces my faith in the intelligence of humanity as a supplement buying mass.

if you're buying this product because it tastes good (i thought my samples tasted decent at best - maybe 6/10, and there are FAR better tasting proteins available), then you're an idiot and you dont count.

for those of you thinking its a good protein: what leads you to that conclusion? what on the label convinces you of that?

myofusion is a proprietary blend with whey protein concentrate as the #1 protein source. thats ALL YOU KNOW. is gaspari some benevolent, angel of a company that, despite them not telling you, they're honestly putting generous amounts of whey isolate, egg and milk isolate in the blend? no. theyre putting minimal, trace amounts of each other protein in myofusion and masking it in a proprietary blend.

enjoy your nearly pure whey concentrate, tools. every time i see a thread about how myofusion is a "quality" protein, im reminded of a door to door bible salesman, wandering around like a brainwashed zombie.

kudos, gaspari. kudos to you. you're a savvy son of a bitch.

[quank]

1st

[seanb1979]

2rd

every time i see a thread about how myofusion is a "quality" protein, im reminded of a door to door bible salesman, wandering around like a brainwashed zombie.

[bigpoppaapp]

protein is protein brah. i take in cheap eas protein and im bigger than alot other people. it doesnt matter if its concentrate or isolate. same sh!t to me. that bit of difference wont mean much to me. its all about calories in calories out. because its a blend makes it better bc that works better than a straight whey after your workout. in my opinion at least. i take my own milk egg and whey shake( real milk and real eggs with whey powder)

[FunkymonkAW]

OP, what alternatives do you offer?

[Acetyl-CoA]

LOL'd at title; didn't read sh*t.

[7percent]

OP, what alternatives do you offer?

Anything really. I agree 100% with OP, Myofusion truly is subpar protein.

Either buy a pure isolate, or if you want a blend try Trutein, or TP Team Skip blend.

OP is right, but the nutthuggers are going to derail this thread with gifs and worthless posts.

[AlphaTauMuscle]

[SwolenONE]

theres a couple i prefer to gaspari, but in no way is gaspari a company i would target for poor quality or sub par taste.

i say kudos for them being the best of the industry giants

[quank]

OP is right, but the nutthuggers are going to derail this thread with gifs and worthless posts.

enjoy it while you can. this thread will be locked before it's derailed.

[seanb1979]

Anything really. I agree 100% with OP, Myofusion truly is subpar protein.

Either buy a pure isolate, or if you want a blend try Trutein, or TP Team Skip blend.

OP is right, but the nutthuggers are going to derail this thread with gifs and worthless posts.

how does my gif make me a nut hugger? maybe i just cant resist the chance to post a gif that has a high relevancy to the OP's statement

[.:Chris:.]

It might be the tub that it comes in. Looks flashy to the mass.

[Scho77]

how can you think this? how? when you read the label, are you mesmerized by big words and the gasparizyme complex? did you fall in love with the single gram of soluble fiber?

im shocked and disgusted by the amount of attention this product receives. it reduces my faith in the intelligence of humanity as a supplement buying mass.

if you're buying this product because it tastes good (i thought my samples tasted decent at best - maybe 6/10, and there are FAR better tasting proteins available), then you're an idiot and you dont count.

for those of you thinking its a good protein: what leads you to that conclusion? what on the label convinces you of that?

myofusion is a proprietary blend with whey protein concentrate as the #1 protein source. thats ALL YOU KNOW. is gaspari some benevolent, angel of a company that, despite them not telling you, they're honestly putting generous amounts of whey isolate, egg and milk isolate in the blend? no. theyre putting minimal, trace amounts of each other protein in myofusion and masking it in a proprietary blend.

enjoy your nearly pure whey concentrate, tools. every time i see a thread about how myofusion is a "quality" protein, im reminded of a door to door bible salesman, wandering around like a brainwashed zombie.

kudos, gaspari. kudos to you. you're a savvy son of a bitch.

But if you put it that way, you can pretty much criticize every single brand name out there that sells whey. I think the reason why people buy gaspari, ON, Dymatize, etc because they want to trust that brand because it has good reputation and reviews, which leads them to believe that they will produce quality products.

As for people posting GIFS/images in this thread, grow up. Why dont you actually put your input on what OP just stated in this thread? You guys are so immature. If you got nothing to say, then just dont post.

[sandaltan]

protein is protein brah. i take in cheap eas protein and im bigger than alot other people. it doesnt matter if its concentrate or isolate. same sh!t to me. that bit of difference wont mean much to me. its all about calories in calories out. because its a blend makes it better bc that works better than a straight whey after your workout. in my opinion at least. i take my own milk egg and whey shake( real milk and real eggs with whey powder)

totally true, and thats fine. hell i dont care what you do with your life, who you sleep with, how much money you make, what your social status is or what your favorite hobbies are, but it actually bothers me that misinformation is disseminated, heard, and regurgitated as some twisted abomination of the truth.

if youre happy with myofusion, then im happy for you. its good to be a happy consumer. its just that if im gonna buy a new car, and the dealer says it has 300 horse power, but in reality only a some of those horses actually make it to the wheels - in fact a vast majority of those horses are burned off in some ozone-depleting, circa 1800 combustion technology, rendering the car a limp, lifeless 20hp gas-guzzler...im gonna pass on it and buy trutein instead.

[MaxKnuckles]

ITT: OP destroys product but does not offer viable alternative.

[shadar]

how can you think this? how? when you read the label, are you mesmerized by big words and the gasparizyme complex? did you fall in love with the single gram of soluble fiber?

im shocked and disgusted by the amount of attention this product receives. it reduces my faith in the intelligence of humanity as a supplement buying mass.

if you're buying this product because it tastes good (i thought my samples tasted decent at best - maybe 6/10, and there are FAR better tasting proteins available), then you're an idiot and you dont count.

for those of you thinking its a good protein: what leads you to that conclusion? what on the label convinces you of that?

myofusion is a proprietary blend with whey protein concentrate as the #1 protein source. thats ALL YOU KNOW. is gaspari some benevolent, angel of a company that, despite them not telling you, they're honestly putting generous amounts of whey isolate, egg and milk isolate in the blend? no. theyre putting minimal, trace amounts of each other protein in myofusion and masking it in a proprietary blend.

enjoy your nearly pure whey concentrate, tools. every time i see a thread about how myofusion is a "quality" protein, im reminded of a door to door bible salesman, wandering around like a brainwashed zombie.

kudos, gaspari. kudos to you. you're a savvy son of a bitch.

The fact you think whey concentrate means low quality kind of disqualifies anything else you say...

[sandaltan]

OP, what alternatives do you offer?

trutein, ultra peptide 2.0, or really any protein that tells you how much of what youre getting. its really, really simple. its the kind of simple that makes my brain hurt. like all youre trying to do is walk without falling, but for some reason, if you think about it, you get a little nervous on your next stroll.

[sandaltan]

The fact you think whey concentrate means low quality kind of disqualifies anything else you say...

i never said that. shadar, i would expect better out of you, you're usually on the ball with your stuff.

you cant read into my post like that, take it out of context, add a line of text and come up with that.

all im saying is that you cant think myofusion is a good protein because of its BLEND of proteins - which is exactly how its marketed.

[trainhard8624]

The fact you think whey concentrate means low quality kind of disqualifies anything else you say...

lulz, id bet money you've got people scratching their heads like

[AlphaTauMuscle]

The fact you think whey concentrate means low quality kind of disqualifies anything else you say...

lulz, id bet money you've got people scratching their heads like

i wonder if OP even realizes the difference in an isolate vs concentrate

[sandaltan]

i wonder if OP even realizes the difference in an isolate vs concentrate

hows it feel to walk into a bar, sit down for a drink and be told to leave because your brain isnt developed enough to drink alcohol?

[AlphaTauMuscle]

hows it feel to walk into a bar, sit down for a drink and be told to leave because your brain isnt developed enough to drink alcohol?

negated by the fact that I have a fake ID

[sandaltan]

negated by the fact that I have a fake ID

im really happy for your fake id, but you never addressed the brain development.

the good news is you can ditch the fake (mega awesome, btw), head to mexico, drink legally (because seriously, how developed does your brain really need to be in Guadalajara), buy a tranny for the night, see a donkey show, eat some shrimp, meet the cartel and still have time to come home, pay your frat dues and drink some myofusion.

actually sounds like a baller day to me.

[shadar]

i never said that. shadar, i would expect better out of you, you're usually on the ball with your stuff.

you cant read into my post like that, take it out of context, add a line of text and come up with that.

all im saying is that you cant think myofusion is a good protein because of its BLEND of proteins - which is exactly how its marketed.

I just think you don't understand what quality means in terms of protein.

Whey concentrate can be far higher quality then whey isolate or casein or egg protein.

And if you disliked the taste of myofusion so much then you probably got a spoiled sample, a few of the samples I got a while back were bad as well, tasted like crap, the stuff out of a tub does indeed taste quite good. Not the absolute best tasting, but better than most of the stuff on the market.

[sandaltan]

I just think you don't understand what quality means in terms of protein.

Whey concentrate can be far higher quality then whey isolate or casein or egg protein.

And if you disliked the taste of myofusion so much then you probably got a spoiled sample, a few of the samples I got a while back were bad as well, tasted like crap, the stuff out of a tub does indeed taste quite good. Not the absolute best tasting, but better than most of the stuff on the market.

you DO know that the whey concentrate in myofusion isnt microfiltered........right?

[trainhard8624]

im really happy for your fake id, but you never addressed the brain development.

the good news is you can ditch the fake (mega awesome, btw), head to mexico, drink legally (because seriously, how developed does your brain really need to be in Guadalajara), buy a tranny for the night, see a donkey show, eat some shrimp, meet the cartel and still have time to come home, pay your frat dues and drink some myofusion.

actually sounds like a baller day to me.

I'm not an advocate of alcohol by any means, but if you honestly believe less than one year (hes been 20 for awhile i think) makes a significant difference as far as alcohol interfering with development........

[shadar]

you DO know that the whey concentrate in myofusion isnt microfiltered........right?

You do know what microfiltration means and accomplishes.... right?

[AlphaTauMuscle]

I'm not an advocate of alcohol by any means, but if you honestly believe less than one year (hes been 20 for awhile i think) makes a significant difference as far as alcohol interfering with development........

My brain has been underdeveloped since WHEY before i started drinking.


Heheh see what i did here

im really happy for your fake id, but you never addressed the brain development.

the good news is you can ditch the fake (mega awesome, btw), head to mexico, drink legally (because seriously, how developed does your brain really need to be in Guadalajara), buy a tranny for the night, see a donkey show, eat some shrimp, meet the cartel and still have time to come home, pay your frat dues and drink some myofusion.

actually sounds like a baller day to me.

Naa, got better wheys to spend a day

I did it again.

You do know what microfiltration means and accomplishes.... right?

A fancy ass title?

[sandaltan]

I'm not an advocate of alcohol by any means, but if you honestly believe less than one year (hes been 20 for awhile i think) makes a significant difference as far as alcohol interfering with development........

hahahha what? haha no dude, thats not what i meant. i dont mean that alcohol interferes with development, i mean that the United States has determined that twenty years is not long enough for someones' brain to develop enough to maturely handle the effects of alcohol. your post actually made me lol (no hate).


and to be absolutely clear, i dont actually believe this, im just giving the sigma pi some ****, thats all.

[bigwhity]

how do u save those video things, im totally tech newb .

that last one is fkn hilarious