Right..I am new here but let me tell YOU. I am ****ing ripped to the tits and beyond. I love my body and oil it constantly like a cherished cricket bat but I HATE my miniscule penis.
Loads of girls give me the eye but, when it comes to tapping that ass, I KNOW they are stifling giggles at my pigeon's toe.
I don't want to give up my dreamy ripped neck but I want to PLEASE a woman before I die.
Any of you guys have any tips / tricks to mask the TOTAL inefectiveness of a penis so small, children laugh at my bulge at the swimming baths?
Thanks in advance.
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Thread: A tiny cock - Is it worth it?
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12-04-2009, 07:27 AM #1Registered User
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A tiny cock - Is it worth it?
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12-04-2009, 07:29 AM #2Registered User
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This may turn them off a little too...Originally Posted by PumpedPanther
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12-04-2009, 07:30 AM #3Registered User
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Heh. Heh.Originally Posted by KJR246
I do a bit of stripping in the evenings. An oiled bod is part of my act.
Seriously: What do you do about your shrunken, useless penis?
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12-04-2009, 07:31 AM #4More lats... NAO!!
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Nothing brah... Maybe surgery? Can't be that bad...?
Workout log - http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=117504591
"a good diarrhea is one of the best feelings in the world. All the sh*t just flowing out, you think "how much more could there be?", plenty more, plenty more my friend." - Ryan711
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12-04-2009, 07:33 AM #5Registered User
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Get good at oral and start making a lot of money.Originally Posted by PumpedPanther
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12-04-2009, 07:34 AM #6Registered User
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Bah. I thought I would get more help.
I would sacrifice 2" off my biceps to penetrate further than a girls pubes.
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12-04-2009, 07:34 AM #7Registered User
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Yeah, maybe.Originally Posted by KJR246
Is that what you did, mate?
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12-04-2009, 07:35 AM #8Registered User
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Nah my ****'s the right size...Originally Posted by PumpedPanther
Yeah, maybe.
Is that what you did, mate?
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12-04-2009, 07:36 AM #9Banned
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Just how small are we talking here? You might be overreacting.
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12-04-2009, 07:38 AM #10Registered User
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Strong troll is obvious.
OP glue a dildo on your dick.Negs for life:
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SHRIVELEDcock - Name says it all really. Obvious troll is obviously an obvious troll
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12-04-2009, 07:39 AM #11Registered User
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4 inches when fully erect.Originally Posted by Uneducated17
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12-04-2009, 07:41 AM #12Registered User
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Ok. This isnt legit. All body builders are gay. FACT. so gtfo our forum or mince around and send me pictures of your sexy ass bbzOriginally Posted by PumpedPanther
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12-04-2009, 07:42 AM #13Registered User
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u av a sxi bk wanna makeout? xOriginally Posted by Uneducated17
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12-04-2009, 07:42 AM #14Boomshakalaka
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Lol - wtf!?
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12-04-2009, 07:43 AM #15Banned
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Yeah that is really small. I'm over 4 inches flacid.Originally Posted by PumpedPanther
But I guess if you can use it properly?
Also if you're 33 why post in the teen section?
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12-04-2009, 07:44 AM #16Registered User
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Teehee.Originally Posted by AceyBrickhouse
Seriously, though. I supressed those feelings long ago.
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12-04-2009, 07:45 AM #17Registered User
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$ inches flaccid??????????Originally Posted by Mortum
Are you the biggest in your gym? :spin:
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12-04-2009, 07:45 AM #18Registered User
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Its only 4pm in the UK, so that makes it around 11am in the US. So at around 6-7pm US time all the legit members of this forum will pour in and rape the trolls.
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SHRIVELEDcock - Name says it all really. Obvious troll is obviously an obvious troll
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12-04-2009, 07:46 AM #19Registered User
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U shud embrace it brah we all frendz ereOriginally Posted by PumpedPanther
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12-04-2009, 07:47 AM #20Registered User
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It's not rape if I say yes, bbz
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12-04-2009, 07:47 AM #21Registered User
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:wanky:Originally Posted by Uneducated17
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12-04-2009, 07:48 AM #22Dick and poop jokes
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rofl, definitely one of the better trolls i've seen in a long timeOriginally Posted by PumpedPanther
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12-04-2009, 07:49 AM #23Banned
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yep also have a high iq and i'm hetero, u mad?Originally Posted by PumpedPanther
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12-04-2009, 07:51 AM #24Registered User
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obviously gay trolls are gay
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12-04-2009, 07:52 AM #25Registered User
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repeating internet memes.Originally Posted by CUZZY
Badger?
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12-04-2009, 07:52 AM #26Registered User
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Obvious gay troll is obvious :thumbsup:Originally Posted by CUZZY
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12-04-2009, 07:55 AM #27Registered User
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footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy, engLAND, ENGLAND
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12-04-2009, 07:57 AM #28Registered User
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im 12 and what is this?
im like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, im getting the feeling of cumming at home,im getting the feeling of cumming backstage when i pump up, when i go out in front of 5000 people, im getting the same feeling that im cumming day and night. i mean its terrific, rite. so u know im in heaven.
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The jealousy in this post is palpable :daithi:Originally Posted by CUZZY
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12-04-2009, 08:29 AM #30~Always rising.~
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In after OP is a birdOriginally Posted by PumpedPanther
Train insane, or remain the same. No hype necessary.
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