*Worst Thing a Woman Ever Did to You* (Serious)

**bigfalcon** · 04-09-2009, 01:05 PM

Worst thing a woman did to you.

Rip your Heart out.
Friend zone.
Cheated.
Flirted with someone else.
Threw an object at your head.
Took your money.
Screwed you in some other way?
Your pick?

**Ochosiete** · 04-09-2009, 01:06 PM

haha honestly one girl did all that to me!!!! (serious)

**MikeyBl** · 04-09-2009, 01:06 PM

pooped on my chest

**Kaydub** · 04-09-2009, 01:08 PM

****in **** burnt my hot pocket once

**feardafronfz3** · 04-09-2009, 01:09 PM

kicked me in the balls

**bigfalcon** · 04-09-2009, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by Kaydub

****in **** burnt my hot pocket once

deliberately?

**bigfalcon** · 04-09-2009, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by PosterBoyz28

haha honestly one girl did all that to me!!!! (serious)

all at once?

**Kaydub** · 04-09-2009, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by bigfalcon

deliberately?

probably, how else do you **** up a hotpocket????

**-HK-** · 04-09-2009, 01:13 PM

Spoke back. >_>

... shame she isn't around to read this.

**johnissocoolio** · 04-09-2009, 01:16 PM

didnt let me cum in her mouth

**spot_skater** · 04-09-2009, 01:16 PM

Ripped my manlet heart out then fukked my "best" friend.

It's okay though, I destroyed her with my weiner.

**bhujerban** · 04-09-2009, 01:18 PM

Her name was Pepper. We met at school and we were good friends for a couple years. Then one summer she turned klepto. Near the end of that summer, my parents went on holiday to D.C., and left me with the house. Pepper invited herself to stay, and brought Susan, a girl so ugly she could break the mirror in the next room. She was a 0/10. Pepper and I had sex for the first time. Besides being awful sex, she got confused halfway through and started screaming "rape". Susan came running and calmed Pepper down and then offered to "finish me up". I said Hell No. Then Pepper went klepto on me. She stole from my house a number of things: prescription pills, CDs, *********, books, anything she could fit in her knit-green purse. Later she returned it and confessed that she was going to kill herself in my bathtub. Then she got the cops involved, saying that I raped her. The cop who came to investigate knew Pepper for prank calls and habitual lying, so I got off free and she got taken home.

I couldn't get rid of Susan. Finally, one braw mornin', I turned her out and said "Don't come back." She and Pepper crank called me for the next 2 years. I've despised women ever since.

Cliff notes:

- friend Pepper turned klepto after a couple years
- we screwed, she cried rape just for lolz
- she robbed me blind and confessed to contemplating suicide in my house
- called the cops for lolz but got herself in trouble
- Susan and Pepper stalk me for two years

**drewkearns** · 04-09-2009, 01:20 PM

wasted two years of my life dating her... (and all the money spent on dates in said 2 years... she barely chipped in at all!!)

**ParetoOptimal** · 04-09-2009, 01:21 PM

bit my cock.

**BallaLegend8** · 04-09-2009, 01:22 PM

screwed mee,but didnt swallow

**Simon Sociopath** · 04-09-2009, 01:22 PM

i moved to korea to be with my ex (who was in the air force).
she decided to tell me AFTER i got there that she didnt want to be with me anymore.
this was after i had given up everything and sacrificed everything i had worked for, to take a chance on some ****ing whore i thought gave a **** about me.

yup. ever been stuck in a foreign country without any money to get home?
it sucks.

**Upgrade325** · 04-09-2009, 01:24 PM

broke up with me for no reason, i didn't see it coming. at least she's had a kid with a broke ghetto dude now though, makes me smile that i'm over here with all these new muscles

**ibrown84** · 04-09-2009, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Simon Sociopath

i moved to korea to be with my ex (who was in the air force).
she decided to tell me AFTER i got there that she didnt want to be with me anymore.

yup. ever been stuck in a foreign country without any money to get home?
it sucks.

THAT SUCKS!!! WHAT A C U Next Tuesday!!!

**MA5Bergey** · 04-09-2009, 01:26 PM

Gave me blue balls.

Actually, I gave myself blue balls. I had the bright idea to let a girl with braces give me a bj (I was still in hs at the time). As soon as I realized how bad of an idea this was, I made her stop lulz.

**-DJ-** · 04-09-2009, 01:26 PM

Killed my dog.
****ed up my car.

Wanna guess what happened?

**bigfalcon** · 04-09-2009, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by Upgrade325

broke up with me for no reason, i didn't see it coming. at least she's had a kid with a broke ghetto dude now though, makes me smile that i'm over here with all these new muscles

More power to you brah.

Originally Posted by -DJ-

Killed my dog.
****ed up my car.

Wanna guess what happened?

I think I know. That is sad.

Originally Posted by Simon Sociopath

i moved to korea to be with my ex (who was in the air force).
she decided to tell me AFTER i got there that she didnt want to be with me anymore.
this was after i had given up everything and sacrificed everything i had worked for, to take a chance on some ****ing whore i thought gave a **** about me.

yup. ever been stuck in a foreign country without any money to get home?
it sucks.

wtf? that is messed up right there!

**Aggressive** · 04-09-2009, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by bhujerban

Her name was Pepper. We met at school and we were good friends for a couple years. Then one summer she turned klepto. Near the end of that summer, my parents went on holiday to D.C., and left me with the house. Pepper invited herself to stay, and brought Susan, a girl so ugly she could break the mirror in the next room. She was a 0/10. Pepper and I had sex for the first time. Besides being awful sex, she got confused halfway through and started screaming "rape". Susan came running and calmed Pepper down and then offered to "finish me up". I said Hell No. Then Pepper went klepto on me. She stole from my house a number of things: prescription pills, CDs, *********, books, anything she could fit in her knit-green purse. Later she returned it and confessed that she was going to kill herself in my bathtub. Then she got the cops involved, saying that I raped her. The cop who came to investigate knew Pepper for prank calls and habitual lying, so I got off free and she got taken home.

I couldn't get rid of Susan. Finally, one braw mornin', I turned her out and said "Don't come back." She and Pepper crank called me for the next 2 years. I've despised women ever since.

lmao, WHAT THE FUK???

**J1n** · 04-09-2009, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Simon Sociopath

i moved to korea to be with my ex (who was in the air force).
she decided to tell me AFTER i got there that she didnt want to be with me anymore.
this was after i had given up everything and sacrificed everything i had worked for, to take a chance on some ****ing whore i thought gave a **** about me.

yup. ever been stuck in a foreign country without any money to get home?
it sucks.

wow thats some harsh ****

**NORCALpump** · 04-09-2009, 01:33 PM

I'll respect the serious tag lol...

I found out this girl I was dating in high school for all my freshman year (my first gf ever) made out with this guy behind my back.....and then all of a sudden she just stopped talking to me all together and was hanging out with him and hugging him around school and ****. It was the worse feeling ever because it was my first gf and i truly felt like i was in love with her....

BUT.....a couple months ago she messaged my friend on myspace and told him to give me her number (I hadn't seen her in about 7 years because she moved away sophomore year) I called her and went to see her and this bitch is ****in 220lbs, all ****ed up has 3 kids, unemployed, living on welfare, and just recently got out of jail because she stole from wal mart (where she worked) and to top it off she wanted my cawk bad. God i love karma!!!

(110% serious)

**Murder** · 04-09-2009, 01:33 PM

this one chick called me over then kicked me out when someone else came along

lol i lit up her house within an hr good times

**JonnyBrutal** · 04-09-2009, 01:34 PM

Cut my dick with an exacto blade cuz I wouldn't **** her cuz I am unable to get hard. (Yes serious)

**Murder** · 04-09-2009, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by JonnyBrutal

Cut my dick with an exacto blade cuz I wouldn't **** her cuz I am unable to get hard. (Yes serious)

may god have mercy

**bigfalcon** · 04-09-2009, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by halfempty

I'll respect the serious tag lol...

I found out this girl I was dating in high school for all my freshman year (my first gf ever) made out with this guy behind my back.....and then all of a sudden she just stopped talking to me all together and was hanging out with him and hugging him around school and ****. It was the worse feeling ever because it was my first gf and i truly felt like i was in love with her....

BUT.....a couple months ago she messaged my friend on myspace and told him to give me her number (I hadn't seen her in about 7 years because she moved away sophomore year) I called her and went to see her and this bitch is ****in 220lbs, all ****ed up has 3 kids, unemployed, living on welfare, and just recently got out of jail because she stole from wal mart (where she worked) and to top it off she wanted my cawk bad. God i love karma!!!

(110% serious)

The first part made me sad reading it.
Second part made it seem better, but still

""" it was my first gf and i truly felt like i was in love with her...."""
that sucks

**JonnyBrutal** · 04-09-2009, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by Murder

may god have mercy

She was a "Dark" type of girl.

She wanted me to carve my name in her side and lick the blood off so she'd always have my name in her. "Weird creepy girl"

So that's why she had a blade on her.

I punched her though and left so it's all good, scar on cock is almost not visible anymore.

**Alphalfa** · 04-09-2009, 01:39 PM

Not bring me my sammich after I was done

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