Hey you fcking noobs that don't know how to tip..

[Paris.]

You DOUBLE the tax, and round UP.

You DON'T take the 7.75% tax and round DOWN.

[buddy72192]

umm, wtf you have to give me good service first

[buddy72192]

oh yeah and if you're a hot female then I tip big regardless

[Redmond88]

u mad?

[zeppelin8778]

tax and a half brah

[Mr_O_2020]

If you were my table bitch, I'd give you jack **** apart from a slap round the chops.

[spitty13]

quit bitching waiting tables isnt that hard.

[DogEatDog3]

he mad

[quietstormx1]

You DOUBLE the tax, and round UP.

You DON'T take the 7.75% tax and round DOWN.

double the tax?

i usually leave 20%. i think thats pretty generous.

i once left a guy $10 on a $25 bill because he was workin about 10 tables and got me and my girls food on time, and was always availble for help.

gotta earn the tip brah. its not a gimme.

[rmk2]

i would probably leave the op a penny.

[falconXR]

Were in a recession brah, tips are the first thing to be sacrificed.






* idk we dont tip anyone over here anyway

[synapse]

in MA the tax is 5%, that's a ****ty tip right there.

good way to figure a tip is move the decimal place over one to the left and double it.

[GreatDane08]

Um I think I'll tip you based on how good your service was, jackass. It's a gratuity. Not a "give me money because I have a ****ty job" fee.

[backinbusiness]

I call over the waitress and tell her this:

"You want a tip"

"ur yeh sure"

"Shorter skirt babe"

[Paris.]

The bills at my place have an already 10% added gratuity.

They left LESS than they were supposed to, meaning, I made a 0 dollar tip, AND have to tip out 4% of the total bill.

Basically, I lost about 8 dollars of MY money to CATER TO THEM.

[patv]

You want 26% from me? Suck my dick op.

[buddy72192]

I call over the waitress and tell her this:

"You want a tip"

"ur yeh sure"

"no skirt babe"

fixed it for ya

[GApump]

finally a thrad about tipping!

[RiYelir]

I leave 15-20% depending on service. If you are a complete **** up at your job, you're lucky to get anything.

[glk19]

The bills at my place have an already 10% added gratuity.

They left LESS than they were supposed to, meaning, I made a 0 dollar tip, AND have to tip out 4% of the total bill.

Basically, I lost about 8 dollars of MY money to CATER TO THEM.

So ask your boss to raise your salary, so the company you work for pays you instead of the customers.

[SeizeTheWeight]

The bills at my place have an already 10% added gratuity.

They left LESS than they were supposed to, meaning, I made a 0 dollar tip, AND have to tip out 4% of the total bill.

Basically, I lost about 8 dollars of MY money to CATER TO THEM.

lmao, that sucks

Just be more careful, if your place has an obligatory tip, make sure people pay it, otherwise they're basically skipping the check

Generally, you gotta earn your tip.
If you're good to me, I'll be hella generous. I never work out %, I just figure out how much I think it's worth. Usually either a few $, a 5 is pretty standard in a cheapish place, or a 10-20 for a slightly nicer place

[mikay456]

lots of sandy vaginas in these tipping threads

[wrogersr]

u mad>?

[Paris.]

u mad>?

Chea brah. Lost my moniez.

Oh well, that was literal the only time that has ever happened to me. Unfortunately, even with our high menu prices, we STILL get the occasional cheapskates.

brb looking for new job

[undertowg]

Fuk u. I dont tip at all.

[PatrickBateman1]

In b4 10 pages of arguing about tipping.

[deadfingers]

You have to give me a handjob for a good tip. (no homo)

[the_miker17]

i tip wutever i feel like ok brah

[r0bo]

wut
move decimal over 1 spot for 10% and add half that amount for 15%
???
profit

[Rogesi]

in before steve buscemi