For the past month, some of us may have noticed an obnoxious member by the screen name "ViKtoricus" posting in this section. More often than not, his posts are filled with unsubstantiated drivel about powerlifters being weak & functionally useless, along with delusions about himself being an upcoming Olympic gold medalist. While some pass him off as a troll, others notice that something is "wrong" with ViKtoricus. The videos featuring his real-life appearance show that something is not normal with this boy --the "wannabe" gym attire, the stupid smirk he often exhibits, and the awkward laughs while he speaks...this kid might be more strange than the other characters we have encountered.
But just how strange is he? I am here to expose to you, the truth about ViKtoricus...
Let's start off with some minor facts.
His real name is Brian Bee, based in Boise, Idaho. He's an avid RPG gamer, with his background spanning in several online games:
City of Heroes
http://boards.coh.com/member.php?u=491339
Final Fantasy 14
http://www.ffxivcore.com/user/26135-viktoricus/
Eve Online
http://www.eve-search.com/search/author/Viktoricus
World of Warcraft
http://wow.allakhazam.com/forum.html...4153292980&p=1
And the list goes on....
So yes, the self proclaimed Olympic weightlifting & strength "guru" is nothing more than your typical 19 year old Filipino geek playing MMORPGs 80 hours a day. You think you can read a couple guides about lifting and be the authority on strength training, ***got? LOL!
But wait, it doesn't end there...HELL NO, WE'RE JUST STARTING! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!
Brian is also a pick-up artist! That's right...he is a MASTER in seducing chicks with his smooth talk & hip swag.
Take a look at this:
http://www.venusianarts.com/forum/sh...ad.php?t=26143
This will be my field report page. From now on, every single detail about my adventures with this game will be written right here, with fine details...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
March 26th, 2010...
Field: Mall
Time: 5:30 pm
Type of set: Mixed 3 set, that ended up becoming a mixed 6 set... weird (target: HB7.5, obstacles: dude, dude, dude, chick, dude)
Set position: Seated
Routine stack: Two-part kiss opener, cat people cold read, Mystery's bear story.
I was nervous, just as usual when I approach walking sets on a mission. I didn't give a ****. I wanted to practice, and approachable sets in here are starting to disappear. I better make the best of it. They, but they never stopped walking. They headed in their car, and then it was over. I'm liking this. Back then, I almost always crumble when I run my opener on a walking set. Now, it's seems easier for me. The only real problem for me is the logistics, but reaching the social hook points is something that I'm really starting to get the hang of.
That's right...he keeps a FIELD LOG of girls he tries to talk to in hopes of seducing them with his magic lines. That's not an MMO character equipping himself before a raid, ladies and gentlemen...it's a socially retarded goon memorizing "routines" to recite to girls! LOLOLOL!!!
Last but certainly not least...
http://www.venusianarts.net/forum/sh...ad.php?t=25076
Hi guys. I'm Brian. You can call me ViKtor. I'm on a journey to get atleast ten lays. I'm currently 18 years old, virgin, and still in senior high school.
My field will be the mall. Wish me luck.
This will be my personal journal of pick up.
I think that speaks for itself. I could keep digging for more facts, but feel free to search through his member profile on there and read some ****ing gold.
Hope this was entertainng for a few minutes, peace out!
(pssst I rep back)
Bookmarks