So my boy just invited me to a wedding, and...I think he may be marrying a brah.

[newleaseonlife]

He's in the Navy, says he met this girl while being stationed in HK. He sends me pictures and I automatically think "That's a man, brah". I'm trying to pick his brain, but he seems hell bent on going through with it. The thing that sent my alarms off is that they've never had sex...so he wouldn't know anyway. Pics...

What do you brahs think? Because I think she probably has a baby arm waiting for my boy.

[RICHSTRONG]

Fuuuaarrrkkk bro. She tuckin

[newleaseonlife]

bump

[newleaseonlife]

Fuuuaarrrkkk bro. She tuckin

he sent me the pics, and I got a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.

[sanblz33]

only the misc

[jerkeife]

Better check that for your bro. Looks like a man.

[gjames017]

Never had sex and they're marrying? uhhh

[cromofo]

¸aware him

[DeeezNuttz]

Terrible decision either way

[exyl]

I think the ring finger is longer than the index. It failed the test.

That's a man.

Sometimes it's harder to tell with those ladyboys, but that dude can't hide his dudeness enough.

When the priest says, "if anyone has any objections speak now or forever hold your peace"
^ this will be your last chance to aware your friend, when the audience gasps, charge up to it and provide it a swift kick into his balls. His reaction will confirm.

[RICHSTRONG]

he sent me the pics, and I got a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.

As you should..especially if he's marrying w/o testing the goods. Plus, her photos suggest str8 up sloot. Back in my day all we had was Glamor Shots.

[newleaseonlife]

Better check that for your bro. Looks like a man.

Should I just run up on her and do a cup check?

Never had sex and they're marrying? uhhh

They've only kissed, NOTHING ELSE...says she's a "good girl" and waits until marriage. If you ask me she's a tranny trying to score a green card.

[Dee9191]

even if he surprise lifts up her skirt all he'll see is blur

[Procta]

package check isle 12 please

[jerkeife]

Should I just run up on her and do a cup check?

even if he surprise lifts up her skirt all he'll see is blur

Was gonna say pants her(Him? It?) but Dee is right. Can't see through the blur. Cup check may be the only way.

[newleaseonlife]

¸aware him

mike weir'ing him now.

Terrible decision either way

I agree, he's just informed me that their parents are talking...I can see where he got his lack of common sense.

I think the ring finger is longer than the index. It failed the test.

That's a man.

Sometimes it's harder to tell with those ladyboys, but that dude can't hide his dudeness enough.

When the priest says, "if anyone has any objections speak now or forever hold your peace"
^ this will be your last chance to aware your friend

I've emailed my wife the pics, and said "if it comes to that, don't try and stop me". But I need to be absolutely sure before I do this...

As you should..especially if he's marrying w/o testing the goods. Plus, her photos suggest str8 up sloot. Back in my day all we had was Glamor Shots.

Let's be real RICH, glamor shots didn't do anyone any real favors.

[ugottabjoshinme]

She is way too small to have ever been a man IMO

[scrapbrah]

Them soulless eyes... but yeah man/10

[sotrktiv]

I'm waiting for the development of the home chromosome test. I'm sure many miscers, especially those self confident types stationed abroad could save themselves the trouble of double-shame (however much they deserve it).

#NotMyAmerica

You're a good friend 0P.

[RICHSTRONG]

he sent me the pics, and I got a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.

INb4 you come home to your new daughter in law....

[Nirol]

Shiiet my roommates friend dated a girl for three months. In that period they had no sex except for bjs, because she wanted to wait till marriage.

Anyway you guessed it, she turned out to be a dude. After three months of bjs she finnally tells him. At this point he has shown her off to his friends and talked about her a lot. Him not being gay he breaks off with her, but ends up in a depression etc. because of the **** that happened to him.


the moral of the story is, if she is asain and want to wait, you better think again before moving forward with her

[newleaseonlife]

even if he surprise lifts up her skirt all he'll see is blur

Was gonna say pants her(Him? It?) but Dee is right. Can't see through the blur. Cup check may be the only way.

alright so... cup check it is.

[stratosXII]

Was gonna say pants her(Him? It?) but Dee is right. Can't see through the blur. Cup check may be the only way.

What is this "blur" that you speak of? Mystical illusion down under?

[newleaseonlife]

INb4 you come home to your new daughter in law....

thanks, you've officially ruined my day

[flabs2abs1]

What is this "blur" that you speak of? Mystical illusion down under?

If i'm not wrong they're referring to the blur you see in asian porn, or anime or whatever the hell it is.

[exyl]

alright so... cup check it is.

[PumkinPie]

Woman or man, getting married to someone youve never had sex with is stupid.

[Bensomore]

Hong Kong doesn't have that many trannies, but idk what to say here...

[exyl]

INb4 you come home to your new daughter in law....

This actually ruined my day too. Thanks buddy.

Out of curiosity, what does one type into google search to discover such a gif?

[PervedOut]

mona lisa of trannies

no homeowner