Confessions

[Botika]

Champagne anyone?

[dsm246]

maybe they are really really big drinks

My mom is in town and staying with me this week. So the "2 drink a week" rule is being seriously tested this week. I love her, but two giant drinks is sounding really really good now. I'm pretty sure this rule will end up being flexed this week.

[dsm246]

Champagne anyone?

Yup, that is about the size of drink I need right now.

[BrotherWolf]

Yup, that is about the size of drink I need right now.

I had a few last night, nothing major .. couple of shots , couple of beers and a couple of hard cider
I need to drink cider more often I love that stuff, a pint of hard cider with a shot of gin is the most delicious drink ever

[zipitlisten]

Confession: moved back home and started back at my old college. America you iz too big for me ;0)

[BrotherWolf]

Confession: moved back home and started back at my old college. America you iz too big for me ;0)

Zippy .. aww sorry , did you have a hard time ??

[Nelly87]

Got a GoPro for Christmas! I have to confess, I am sort of obsessed with making videos. Here is one I took yesterday on my boarding trip, nothing special just raw video .

[Spartanbaziotis]

Confessions: I am not enough of a "bad boy" for 98% of the ladies my own age. Too respectful/good/nice/employed/not totally fking retarded...whatever you want to call it haha. Also I am not the 30 year old that 98% of the ladies who have gotten over the bad boy thing would prefer I was.
2) I work two jobs so that I can help support my mother who is 5'4", 350 lbs., has type 2 diabetes and does nothing about it. I feel like I enable her to continue on her path toward certain death every time I help her out, but at the same time, she's my mother. If I say no she would have lost her place by now.
3) I moved back to this hellhole to be closer to her, because I think she is going to die soon. It's out of a feeling of duty, not love. I can't actually stand the woman. Still stupidly protective. Duty, like I said.
4) I am the only one who has moved out. My other siblings are 25, 20, and 14. Oldest (finally) goes to college, 20 yr old sits at home all day. I would have kicked them both out by now, blood or not.
5) I actually miss Arizona.
6) I used to be a Jesus person. When I was sixteen I had a girlfriend who was also a Jesus person. She made me use the back door so she could stay a virgin until marriage. We dated for like two years. I still can't decide if I was a virgin until sixteen, or until 20 when I had sex with someone else lol.
7) I don't care to talk much. I don't have awkward silences. Has driven every girlfriend I have ever had absolutely insane. Not my fault I don't have anything to say after five hours on the phone...
8) I think this is a lot of stuff...sorry haha

[aristomeow]

There are probably 20 books at my parents' house that I never returned to my high school/elementary school libraries.

I would forget to return them on time, then get emotionally attached to them, and now they just sit there.

[BrotherWolf]

There are probably 20 books at my parents' house that I never returned to my high school/elementary school libraries.

I would forget to return them on time, then get emotionally attached to them, and now they just sit there.

I just called the Sydney book police,they are on their way .. paper your angus
paper... see what I did there?

[aristomeow]

I just called the Sydney book police,they are on their way .. paper your angus
paper... see what I did there?

Bwahahahahahaha.. reminds me of the Seinfeld book detective episode.

[Artistry]

6) I used to be a Jesus person. When I was sixteen I had a girlfriend who was also a Jesus person. She made me use the back door so she could stay a virgin until marriage. We dated for like two years. I still can't decide if I was a virgin until sixteen, or until 20 when I had sex with someone else lol.

I'm sorry, but this cracked me up. That's absolutely hilarious. I don't recall any fine print in the New Testament, but I'm pretty sure PIITB counts as losing it.

[aristomeow]

I'm sorry, but this cracked me up. That's absolutely hilarious. I don't recall any fine print in the New Testament, but I'm pretty sure PIITB counts as losing it.

I think anal is pretty much NOT ALLOWED whatsoever even between married couples.

[SultanaK]

3) I moved back to this hellhole...

Hahaaaaaaaaaa I also live in a hell hole.

Moving as soon as the opportunity arises.

[BrotherWolf]

Bwahahahahahaha.. reminds me of the Seinfeld book detective episode.

that's what I thought about as soon as finished typing lol

[cnada]

Last night, I had a sex dream about my TKD instructor. Never had a sex dream before!

[dsm246]

There are probably 20 books at my parents' house that I never returned to my high school/elementary school libraries.

I would forget to return them on time, then get emotionally attached to them, and now they just sit there.

Former librarian here. Adding your name to the "International List of Library Book Thiefs and Defacers" now. I'd advise that you refrain from using your real name in libraries from here on out.

[aristomeow]

Former librarian here. Adding your name to the "International List of Library Book Thiefs and Defacers" now. I'd advise that you refrain from using your real name in libraries from here on out.

#yolo
#uKnowMyNameNotMaStory
#OnlyGodCanJudgeMe
#thuglyf

[Spartanbaziotis]

I'm sorry, but this cracked me up. That's absolutely hilarious. I don't recall any fine print in the New Testament, but I'm pretty sure PIITB counts as losing it.

RIGHT!?!?! Still don't understand the thinking lol. BRB though, teenage boy, was not about to argue.
Soooo yeah, no need to apologize, that's pretty damn funny ;+D

[TuSabe123]

I enjoy the female misc more than regular misc. srs. so much negativity over there (srs)

[BrotherWolf]

I enjoy the female misc more than regular misc. srs. so much negativity over there (srs)

took you a whole 2 posts to realize that ??

[Spartanbaziotis]

took you a whole 2 posts to realize that ??

Took me.....zero haha :+)

[BrotherWolf]

Took me.....zero haha :+)

took me 4 years to find the fem misc

[Spartanbaziotis]

took me 4 years to find the fem misc

Haha, I stumbled into it quite accidentally.