Official Tinder Thread Part II

[Bunk247]

Hows it going Bunks

Yeah good thanks man. How about you? Saw in another thread you were pretty busy with moving places, the shoulder and a few other things.

[ImpetuousGreen]

How long did it take you guys to start getting matches after making one?

[sneakyninjapnts]

Yeah good thanks man. How about you? Saw in another thread you were pretty busy with moving places, the shoulder and a few other things.

Doing alright, signed Ozil so i'm pretty happy today. Yeah, busy busy. Starting class, working, moving, and the shoulder is chitty. But we're all gonna make it brah

[Cazbah]

Finally getting matches after a solid week

[Bunk247]

Doing alright, signed Ozil so i'm pretty happy today. Yeah, busy busy. Starting class, working, moving, and the shoulder is chitty. But we're all gonna make it brah

Great player, still not really sure he's what was needed though. Keeper, defence a striker and some steel in midfield would of probably been better.
Not like i can really talk as we've only been signing in our strength too (already had Mata, Hazard, Oscar, De Bruyne.. now Schurrle, Atsu, Willian). We've neglected the defensive midfielders and didn't get the striker we needed, yet again.

[Cheeseburger12]

Brahs I just got home from my date with my tinderella. We wanted to go to a coffeeshop near her place and play pool there, but she couldn't find it anymore so we went to a bar got some drinks and then went somewhere else to play some pool. I won and then we went to her place and talked fora bit. She had no tv nothing. Then I made my move and started making out with her undid her bra. She had some nice teddies and I wanted to unzip her pants but she said she didn't want to do it on the first date because she's on that virgin time(me too) so we just made out and I played with her boobies and we fell asleep. She snores and crunches her teeth lol. She walked me to the train station and then had to go to class. No pics because I actually like this girl.

We're all gonna make it

[ACEthetics]

How should I respond to that. Her response didn't even apply to the conversation lol.



Also on an unrelated note, did anyone ever come up with a compilation of funny openers/copy pastas. I remember there were a lot of good ones but don't remember them specifically, other than the one I used.

[Bunk247]

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How should I respond to that. Her response didn't even apply to the conversation lol.



Also on an unrelated note, did anyone ever come up with a compilation of funny openers/copy pastas. I remember there were a lot of good ones but don't remember them specifically, other than the one I used.

You're still in control of the conversation, tell her about this date you've got planned (drinks, mini golf, food, bedroom acrobatics, whichever combination).

Could just be that she's really dull though.

[Web27]

just sent out a bunch of Pls responds

[G T]

Rooted about 8 chicks off this app last month but just had a big fail streak over the weekend. Met up with 4 different chicks, three who came over to my own apartment for drinks but were totally frigid. Just got back from another date tonight at a bar where everything was going well until I suggested we go back to my place (which was 30 seconds away) when she said "I think we had different ideas about this". Why the **** did you meet me in the first place if you weren't attracted?

The first one on saturday backed away from physical contact, the second one on saturday (who it was the second date with) said she needed to focus on studying and that I was too much of a "distraction" then left, and the third one on sunday made an excuse to leave early after we were escalating and fooling around and never replied to any of my messages despite saying she was keen to meet up again in a couple of days (today).

Sick of time/money wasting bitches. Why do they come over then act completely frigid?

[Bunk247]

Rooted about 8 chicks off this app last month but just had a big fail streak over the weekend. Met up with 4 different chicks, three who came over to my own apartment for drinks but were totally frigid. Just got back from another date tonight at a bar where everything was going well until I suggested we go back to my place (which was 30 seconds away) when she said "I think we had different ideas about this". Why the **** did you meet me in the first place if you weren't attracted?

The first one on saturday backed away from physical contact, the second one on saturday (who it was the second date with) said she needed to focus on studying and that I was too much of a "distraction" then left, and the third one on sunday made an excuse to leave early after we were escalating and fooling around and never replied to any of my messages despite saying she was keen to meet up again in a couple of days (today).

Sick of time/money wasting bitches. Why do they come over then act completely frigid?

Women eh? Still, 8's pretty impressive. Maybe when the first one didn't happen you let it get to you on some level and you weren't your normal self.
They can sense tiny things like that.

i'm sure you'll be back on it before long anyway.

[G T]

Women eh? Still, 8's pretty impressive. Maybe when the first one didn't happen you let it get to you on some level and you weren't your normal self.
They can sense tiny things like that.

i'm sure you'll be back on it before long anyway.

One thing that just occured to me is that these last girls didn't get all that drunk. The ones who were DTF were pretty drunk the first time but they all contacted me for more afterwards.

Seems really difficult to get with girls the first time unless they're wasted.

[Bunk247]

One thing that just occured to me is that these last girls didn't get all that drunk. The ones who were DTF were pretty drunk the first time but they all contacted me for more afterwards.

Seems really difficult to get with girls the first time unless they're wasted.

That does help yeah lol. The first smash i had from Tinder was a girl who i'd been texting, she was out drinking with friends and drunk texted me that she was coming over.

When you're texting before actually meeting, do you turn it sexual? For me it's way more likely to happen if you've already talked about it and they're in that frame of mind.

[G T]

That does help yeah lol. The first smash i had from Tinder was a girl who i'd been texting, she was out drinking with friends and drunk texted me that she was coming over.

When you're texting before actually meeting, do you turn it sexual? For me it's way more likely to happen if you've already talked about it and they're in that frame of mind.

Nope that's one thing I have no idea how to do. How do you turn a text convo sexual without sounding creepy?

[Bunk247]

Nope that's one thing I have no idea how to do. How do you turn a text convo sexual without sounding creepy?

For me they usually ask what i'm looking for, what i'm using the app for, what kind of women i like etc.. i just tell them i'm a fan of random adventures, if they're into being thrown around the bedroom after, well that's a bonus. They usually get the idea from that and want to know more, that's when i tell them my philosophy on bedroom antics.

i'm not the best looking, nowhere near ripped, but that's one thing i'm pretty good at. When you get that across they want to test it out.

[xyimmyx]

May be hanging out with a 8-9/10 tomorrow...will post results. Anyone else catching a lot who seem to think it's a "dating" site? over last few days, matched with like 50, blocked a good 15-20 instantly, and of the other ones id say a good third were blatant about not being on there just to hookup. Sloots be thinking it's Eharmony or some ****

[Forceful]

okay guise wtf, I strategically changed my ******** profile pic weeks ago, and it STILL hasn't updated to show on my tinder account.

What. The. Fukc. Gives.

11k for solution...i just don't want to die alone bros, that's all.

[Bunk247]

okay guise wtf, I strategically changed my ******** profile pic weeks ago, and it STILL hasn't updated to show on my tinder account.

What. The. Fukc. Gives.

11k for solution...i just don't want to die alone bros, that's all.

it's definitely on your profile pictures and not just a timeline one etc..?

Other than that, try signing out of Tinder and back in again, that tends to refresh it. i have to do that for them to update pages that i've "liked".

[ImpetuousGreen]

So no one is gonna answer my question?

[Bunk247]

How long did it take you guys to start getting matches after making one?

About a day for me.

[Forceful]

it's definitely on your profile pictures and not just a timeline one etc..?

Other than that, try signing out of Tinder and back in again, that tends to refresh it. i have to do that for them to update pages that i've "liked".

it is 100% not showing my current ******** profile picture.

and idk if you're using the iOS platform, but I'm using Android, and there is no option to "log out"...only to delete the account, and I don't want that ish.

[Bunk247]

it is 100% not showing my current ******** profile picture.

and idk if you're using the iOS platform, but I'm using Android, and there is no option to "log out"...only to delete the account, and I don't want that ish.

Android for me too. You know the page to the left, with the Recommendations/Profile/App Settings?

The bottom left corner, there is a circle with an arrow pointing right. That's the sign out thing.

[martieboy]

I used the "sit on my face and i will eat my way to your heart line''
She responded with "maybe you dont have to do that much ''

Does anyone have a cheeky response?

[lukebaumy94]

I used the "sit on my face and i will eat my way to your heart line''
She responded with "maybe you dont have to do that much ''

Does anyone have a cheeky response?

Good, because I don't want to have to do all the work.

[ImpetuousGreen]

I used the "sit on my face and i will eat my way to your heart line''
She responded with "maybe you dont have to do that much ''

Does anyone have a cheeky response?

Cool not looking for love, just want to clapeth that positively plump posterior

[chino3]

How should I respond to that. Her response didn't even apply to the conversation lol.

like said before, you are in full control. This was mine recently:

(quick note: her profile said something about being sweet and sassy...)








btw TFW swiping a HBB and ITS A MATCH instantly.

[Abjam]

My birthday is coming up this sunday, give me some lines fellas

[Ultraviolence]

like said before, you are in full control. This was mine recently:

(quick note: her profile said something about being sweet and sassy...)








btw TFW swiping a HBB and ITS A MATCH instantly.

This is some good **** man.....gonna use it. Will rep you when I'm off recharge.

[FuzzyTruck]

My birthday is coming up this sunday, give me some lines fellas

Just keep sending lyrics from kanye and 2 chainz birthday song.

some lines:

"All i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe"

'You got a big booty, so im gonna call you big booty"

"Bad bitch contest you in first place"

"Its my birthday, i deserve to be greedy huh"

[BicepOmnivore]

So I got 50 friends on my ******** but I still get no recommendations when searching for people. think it might be my device? i'm using an ipod 3G not an iphone or android.