The Ultimate Showdown: Wolverine vs Pitbull

[zac2booya]

Not at all.

Which one isn't?

people cant understand what they dont know, which is one reason the world is so ****ed right now. If some one gets interested in what were preaching they will take it upon there selves and look up info and one day they will finally open there eyes to the truth

*pulls out blue pill and red pill*

which one will u choose?

Are you on some sort of drug?

[Mtguy8787]

If a trained pitbull was attacking a person, and the first thing they came in contact with was your arm, would they latch on to your arm or go for the kill?

[J-Bol]

Which one isn't?

Take your pick

[J-Bol]

If a trained pitbull was attacking a person, and the first thing they came in contact with was your arm, would they latch on to your arm or go for the kill?

Trained as in???

Most likely it would grab the first thing it could.

[zac2booya]

Take your pick

Everything you named applies to a wolverine.

[Mtguy8787]

Trained as in???

Most likely it would grab the first thing it could.

trained for fighting, gamebred or whatever.

If it latched onto your arm, and you started smashing its head with a rock, would it most likely stay latched on, or let go and attack again?

[Ruthless910]

Which one isn't?




Are you on some sort of drug?

no, now im not being serious and im just joking around in this thread like u must obviously be doing with the stuff u have started to say about the wolverine. but anyways im done with this thread i'll be lurking forums until another pitbull arrives that i feel i need to post in.

[zac2booya]

no, now im not being serious and im just joking around in this thread like u must obviously be doing with the stuff u have started to say about the wolverine. but anyways im done with this thread i'll be lurking forums until another pitbull arrives that i feel i need to post in.

No, you guys are biased as can be towards pit bulls.

You claim they have elite stamina. There's cases of wolverines fighting for hours straight against larger animals. There's a video somewhere of a wolverine chasing a deer for several hours through the woods before it finally catches it.


You claim a pit bull can crush bone in a single bite. Wolverines have been known to crack a moose's femur in a single bite. They crush frozen bone with one bite.


I know that pit bulls are a formidable fighter. But they aren't this unstoppable animal that can't be beaten. Face it, there are animals that could destroy a pit bull. Look at wolverines, their attitude, their ferocity. There is no ******* way that a pit bull would do anything more than injure a wolverine.







The way you two speak, it's like a normal pit bull is a decent fighter. But once it's been trained, a brick wall and a howitzer couldn't stop it. A pit bull has one weapon. A wolverine has five. Put your bias aside and consider the fact that smaller animals could kill a pit bull.

[Kr3am]

what happened to the pit bull on cell tech?

[zac2booya]

what happened to the pit bull on cell tech?

Died to a wolverine.

One that wasn't on anything.

Just imagine if he'd been on dat dere cell tech.

[Mr Beer]

Anyone know the story about the zoo that mistakenly put a polar bear and a wolverine in the same enclosure?

The zoo staff had to drag out the body of a dead polar bear and try to explain to the boss how the largest land carnivore on the planet ended up dead.

I really doubt that happened.

[zac2booya]

Bump!

[BuildUpNow]

i like the pit a lot but the wolverine is too alpha

[Ninja.]

dude there is no ****ing way that a pitbull could ever take a wolverine.
wolverines scare away bears and ****.

[DaBurg3r]

Here is a Wikipedia excerpt

"The adult wolverine is about the size of a medium dog, with a length usually ranging from 65-87 cm (25-34 inches), a tail of 17-26 cm (7-10 inches), and weight of 9-17 kg (22-36 lb). The males are as much as 30 percent larger than the females."


"The wolverine is, like most mustelids, remarkably strong for its size. It has been known to kill prey as large as moose, although most typically when these are weakened by winter or caught in snowbanks."

"Armed with powerful jaws, sharp claws, and a thick hide,[7] wolverines may defend kills against larger or more numerous predators.[8] There is at least one published account of a 27-pound wolverine's attempt to steal a kill from a much larger predator?namely, a black bear (adult males weigh 400 to 500 pounds). Unfortunately for the mustelid, the bear won what was ultimately a fatal contest.[9]"

[zac2booya]

25 seconds in...what animal in their right mind would **** with that?

[MisterChase]

Thought I'd give this epic battle thread one last bump for the year!

[StaticZ]

no doubt wolverine

[DirtyDon123]

Because of the claws and attitude im going with wolverine

[bamboozy]

in b4 honey badger

[MisterChase]

in b4 honey badger

Almost the same thing, really.

[MisterChase]

Bumping this thread in light of the ongoing dog vs (insert animal) threads in the misc.

[Galvatorex]

ultimate showdown?

this, i love that song

[Coal Man]

Mt. Man's Homer

I see your Homer and raise you a Zebo

Now read up on THIS dog

[Coal Man]

Pitbulls= Breed to fight
Wolverines= Born to survive

*fixed.

Anyone who knows about true game bred pitbulls would know that no animal of comparable size really stands a chance...generally speaking that is.

[aburn92]

25 seconds in...what animal in their right mind would **** with that?

Wolverines are crazy.

They have to be to get food, they cant hunt big game (too slow), so they have to fight off everyone else's kills

[aburn92]

Thought I'd give this epic battle thread one last bump for the year!

I shall bump another pittbull thread

[KANOU9]

[MisterChase]

Current trends in the Misc dictate that this thread be bumped.

[Beerculez]

Pitbull