Official Tinder thread you phucks

**EpyonCustom** · 08-09-2013, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by YangGuiZi

Dude, no homo but you're out of her league. Why would 6'0 and shredded go for semi chubby?

lol I have a decent body right now, but I'm not shredded. Was skinny-fat at around 195 lbs (after having Lyme disease for a year), so I've used LeanGains to cut down to 176. Just trying to get lean before slow-bulking.

**ArthurAardvark** · 08-09-2013, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by dabawse

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bzL6dOYl.png[IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zvf7xIHl.png[IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qgLxidKl.png[IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aOgYS6Nl.png[IMG]

ehhh sounds like you could've honestly made that work

**dabawse** · 08-09-2013, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by ArthurAardvark

ehhh sounds like you could've honestly made that work

Possibly, but I'm honestly growing tired of the lame, personality void tinder bishes who are difficult for the sake of being difficult.

**yomillzee** · 08-09-2013, 10:03 AM

1.2 update just went live*. For brahs who wanted to use other photos than your profile pictures, you can now take photos from ******** albums. Throw some shirtless / non ******** appropriate pics and throw them in a private album.

*Not affiliated with Tinder.

**EpyonCustom** · 08-09-2013, 10:07 AM

I'm trying to go through this whole thread in my downtime and I'm currently on page 78. Just noticed that I'm talking to this same girl. Trying to get dat #.

Originally Posted by gregbmw

Other than this, not much luck. Most of the other girls are boring as fuk.

**Cheeseburger12** · 08-09-2013, 10:58 AM

**upbrah503** · 08-09-2013, 11:05 AM

plz advise brahs

matched up with this cute girl on tinder

convo below (cheesy as fuk i know lol)

lol wtf

**Cheeseburger12** · 08-09-2013, 11:07 AM

"I'm a non-lifting *******, so I need you to protect me."

**upbrah503** · 08-09-2013, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Cheeseburger12

"I'm a non-lifting *******, so I need you to protect me."

lmfao srs?

**GetBigyo** · 08-09-2013, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by dabawse

Is it just me or is tinder going bonkers.

matches are showing up, crashes every time you initially log in, or when matches do show up, it only shows half of them

Yeah, I said it before, this is the worst built app ever made.

And do you guys just straight up ask these chicks to come over? How are you guys smashing? Don't really want to "date" any. There's this chick im talking to and thinking of just straight asking her to come over my college apartment.

**dabawse** · 08-09-2013, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by GetBigyo

Yeah, I said it before, this is the worst built app ever made.

I had a full long conversation with a hot older chick that somehow just up and disappeared, and was replaced with an earlier message from 2 hours prior she sent THAT I DIDN'T GET EVEN GET!

She stopped texting me afterwards and I don't know if she just stopped or there is an issue

**slmdls1** · 08-09-2013, 12:21 PM

Tinder is not for long drawn out convo's.

With it being so buggy, perfect example of get the # in the first 6-8-10 messages and move it to text if its worth the trouble.

**dabawse** · 08-09-2013, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by slmdls1

Tinder is not for long drawn out convo's.

With it being so buggy, perfect example of get the # in the first 6-8-10 messages and move it to text if its worth the trouble.

By long I mean about 10 messages

It was placed to emphasize the fact that it disappeared, and was replaced by one message that didn't get sent originally *******

**slmdls1** · 08-09-2013, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by dabawse

By long I mean about 10 messages

It was placed to emphasize the fact that it disappeared, and was replaced by one message that didn't get sent originally *******

Tinder obviously knows how easy it is to rustle your jimmies.

**Cheeseburger12** · 08-09-2013, 12:55 PM

Girl asks me what's so special about her phone number and what I plan on doing with it.

wtf.

TO SMASH WITH THE FORCE OF A 1000 SUNS.

cheeky responses?

**Coolhandsluke** · 08-09-2013, 01:00 PM

Fck this app, half the chicks it shows me are in California wtf I am in Houston

**dabawse** · 08-09-2013, 01:00 PM

Wanted dat bebeesea, not fat or anything but definitely did not want.

**Cheeseburger12** · 08-09-2013, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by dabawse

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/U2wwqLWl.png[/IMG
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZKSvqKxl.png[/IMG
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EpOFE1Rl.png[/IMG
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/a5kVC49l.png[/IMG
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aDCJVnGl.png?1[/IMG

Wanted dat bebeesea, not fat or anything but definitely did not want.

pics of said milf?

**Notsogifted** · 08-09-2013, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Cheeseburger12

pics of said milf?

I second this request

**Cheeseburger12** · 08-09-2013, 01:33 PM

Fuking manlets, when will they learn?

**dabawse** · 08-09-2013, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by Notsogifted

I second this request

forgot to snatch pics before I blocked her

**IIIWolverineIII** · 08-09-2013, 02:28 PM

Yikes.

**Jecoma** · 08-09-2013, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by Cheeseburger12

She can't text cuz she's Belgian, pass her on bro. Are there actually some Be/Ne's that use tinder?

**Cheeseburger12** · 08-09-2013, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Jecoma

She can't text cuz she's Belgian, pass her on bro. Are there actually some Be/Ne's that use tinder?

She's on POF brah, I don't have her phonenumber and this sloot is yet to send me snapchats. Fuking sloots man. Don't they understand they need to hurry this **** up.

**Thenameistom** · 08-09-2013, 03:02 PM

Wait, so you pass up a 30 some year old who is obviously very skilled and experienced, hungry for cawk knowing its a 1 night thing b/c youre passing thru? And you pass that up? Its a fuk app, and you just defeated the purpose of it...

**Cheeseburger12** · 08-09-2013, 03:27 PM

Just msgd this chick who lives 2 hours away what she thought about a ONS. lmao.

and now we wait.

Lmao expected to get blocked right away instead she messages.

Is it ok if we talk more tomorrow? I really have to go to bed. Tomorrow I have a soccer game. I'm already spent haha.

**EpyonCustom** · 08-09-2013, 03:31 PM

Need a cheeky response

**Jecoma** · 08-09-2013, 03:35 PM

Are you hungry? eat my cocksandwich...

(notreallygoodatthat****)

**Cheeseburger12** · 08-09-2013, 03:35 PM

"Thirsty for dat gushy gushy wet wet"

**Dwreckk** · 08-09-2013, 04:08 PM

Midwest brahs can anyone confirm this chick is real? Got her number but I came on too strong and now she hates me lol

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