Low 30s, no kids, 5 days since I had a vasectomy, AMA

[AniMaLizTik]

Doc told me "I've never had a patient have sex the first day - don't be the first!" So I waited until the next. We weren't swinging from the chandeliers or anything, but I got the deed done.

I waited, I think 6 days and it hurt like hell when I nutted. but was fine a few days later

[Absentone]

I was under the impression that women were only treated differently in the case of an irreversible procedure like a hysterectomy. I thought they could just have their tubes tied no questions asked

I think you're mostly right, I believe she is referencing all the abortion bullsh!t going on.

Doc told me "I've never had a patient have sex the first day - don't be the first!" So I waited until the next. We weren't swinging from the chandeliers or anything, but I got the deed done.

I probably could have, just would have had to be careful.

Congrats on joining the club, just had mine 2 weeks ago on this friday.

How are you feeling two weeks out?

[Absentone]

I waited, I think 6 days and it hurt like hell when I nutted. but was fine a few days later

I was considering today (5 days), you may have just scared me out of it.

[Absentone]

"You need you husband's consent" (the dead one? K I'll whip out my Ouija board this weekend) and "You're too young."

This is crazy and sh!tty as hell, I'm sorry you had to even go through that.

[Muzzlrpress]

Do your nuts shrink? Have you nutted yet? Do you feel weird?

[Potatochicken]

Wife and I don't want kids, may have waited longer to do it but BC also has negative side affects on her.



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Correction: she doesn't want YOUR kids. But once Chad comes along and her biological clock starts to run dry watch out.

[Absentone]

Do your nuts shrink? Have you nutted yet? Do you feel weird?

Nuts have not changed and aren't supposed to.

I have not nutted yet, but soon. It's supposed to look/be the same/amount etc.

I don't feel weird, I kinda wondered if mentally deep down I would feel different not being able to make a baby, like some evolutionary stuff. So far I feel the same, maybe when they check me after 12 weeks?

[dannyg1217]

I think you're mostly right, I believe she is referencing all the abortion bullsh!t going on.



I probably could have, just would have had to be careful.



How are you feeling two weeks out?

good, the dissolvable stitches are gone. Doc sewed me up tight, I had some discomfort from it stretching when I had morning wood. I took it easy on squats which was more just being overly careful but otherwise i feel great.

Btw I nutted after 6 days and didnt feel anything abnormal or painful, more ball aches like blue balls after but nothing crazy

[shmobin]

12 weeks out they test, yes.

Took my tubes another month past that to clear.

[Absentone]

Correction: she doesn't want YOUR kids. But once Chad comes along and her biological clock starts to run dry watch out.

First response second bullet: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...post1580632741

good, the dissolvable stitches are gone. Doc sewed me up tight, I had some discomfort from it stretching when I had morning wood. I took it easy on squats which was more just being overly careful but otherwise i feel great.

Btw I nutted after 6 days and didnt feel anything abnormal or painful, more ball aches like blue balls after but nothing crazy

Annndddd maybe I am more on board for tonight, thanks!

[Absentone]

Took my tubes another month past that to clear.

Thanks, I didn't realize they just re-test again, good to know.


on recharge

[shmobin]

Thanks, I didn't realize they just re-test again, good to know.


on recharge

Yup. I actually got tested three times before I was clear to make cream pies. I had no idea semen stayed alive in your tubes that long. LOL @ pullout crew. Should be called babynames.org crew.

[Absentone]

Yup. I actually got tested three times before I was clear to make cream pies. I had no idea semen stayed alive in your tubes that long. LOL @ pullout crew. Should be called babynames.org crew.

Nice, luckily I don't have to wait for that, wife will be on the arm implant until I am clear, and it has worked for 4+ years soooo.

[Sgt T-Man]

Glad to hear it's not so bad OP, I got 2 kids and I am being snipped in roughly 6 weeks. Looking forward to it.

[Beararms]

Its amazing how people try to pressure those who don't want kids to have them. Why would you want someone to have a kid that doesn't want them? That's irresponsible as hell and not good for the child.

[shmobin]

Nice, luckily I don't have to wait for that, wife will be on the arm implant until I am clear, and it has worked for 4+ years soooo.

Word. We did the same thing. Mine was so happy to have her hormones back to normal. Took a long ass time to balance out once she was done getting the shot though. Took her like a year to normalize.

Its amazing how people try to pressure those who don't want kids to them. Why would you want someone to have a kid that doesn't want them? That's irresponsible as hell and not good for the child.

Misery loves misery.

[dannyg1217]

Yup. I actually got tested three times before I was clear to make cream pies. I had no idea semen stayed alive in your tubes that long. LOL @ pullout crew. Should be called babynames.org crew.

doc told me it's because there have been cases where it can heal itself after 45 days or so.

[Absentone]

Glad to hear it's not so bad OP, I got 2 kids and I am being snipped in roughly 6 weeks. Looking forward to it.

We're all going to make it.

Its amazing how people try to pressure those who don't want kids to them. Why would you want someone to have a kid that doesn't want them? That's irresponsible as hell and not good for the child.

Yep, enough crappy parents out there.

[Absentone]

Word. We did the same thing. Mine was so happy to have her hormones back to normal. Took a long ass time to balance out once she was done getting the shot though. Took her like a year to normalize.
Misery loves misery.

The arm implant lasts 3 years and we could tell she was better even towards the end of the first 3 years (before she got another). Hopefully it doesn't take a year for her to feel normal.

[shmobin]

The arm implant lasts 3 years and we could tell she was better even towards the end of the first 3 years (before she got another). Hopefully it doesn't take a year for her to feel normal.

Oh wow. Mine did the shot in the ass every 3 months. Hopefully yours experiences an easier transition back to normal.

[TBO1313]

I think it depends on the doctor and their "opinions." I inquired about it at multiple places for pretty serious health-related reasons (not just that I don't want kids, though that is also true) and was told every time, "You need you husband's consent" (the dead one? K I'll whip out my Ouija board this weekend) and "You're too young." I've stumbled across a few lists of doctors who will perform them for unmarried women without kids, but at this point it's increasingly moot.

That's crazy because I'm in the heart of the "backwards" deep south and my wife and her OBGYN had the conversation about getting her tubes tied when the did her C section without my input at all. The OBGYN even waited till an appointment I wasn't at to bring it up and I only know because my wife told me about it

[shmobin]

That's crazy because I'm in the heart of the "backwards" deep south and my wife and her OBGYN had the conversation about getting her tubes tied when the did her C section without my input at all. The OBGYN even waited till an appointment I wasn't at to bring it up and I only know because my wife told me about it

Let that sink in.

[elterrible987]

Title says it all, want to know about getting one, recovery, etc. lmk

Edit:
Did you feel/hear/see anything? Any pain?
- It only took 5ish minutes.
- I was completely awake but couldn't see/feel anything besides a little tugging.
- A couple of times I could hear/smell searing (they burn the tubes shut).
During the operation and 3-4 hours after I felt basically nothing. For 2-3 days after it feels like double blue balls pain maybe and mostly feels tender like if something did barely touch them you may fall down and cry. Only took Tylenol once so wasn't bad overall. Now 5 days out feels a bit tender with basically no pain, can still feel the incisions though.

Did they give you pain meds for the days after? Did you take off of work for it?

[shmobin]

Did they give you pain meds for the days after? Did you take off of work for it?

You get strong Tylenol. There's no real pain unless you do something stupid like move around a lot. A strong 3-4 day weekend should be all the time you need.

[stevebec]

good, the dissolvable stitches are gone. Doc sewed me up tight, I had some discomfort from it stretching when I had morning wood. I took it easy on squats which was more just being overly careful but otherwise i feel great.

Btw I nutted after 6 days and didnt feel anything abnormal or painful, more ball aches like blue balls after but nothing crazy

No stitches for me. Doc did say that most of the complications were related to the stitches back when he used to use them.

Balls didn't shrink, and everything is just like before I had it done except no babynames.com.

[jizzfarmer]

Lmao vasectomy but married wtf. Like getting a ferrari and only doing 50.

[shmobin]

Lmao vasectomy but married wtf. Like getting a ferrari and only doing 50.

Uh bro, getting a vasectomy but married is like getting a Ferrari and there's no speed limit anymore. Try harder.

[Alex_RC]

I did it 20 years ago. Divorced 10 years ago, spill anywhere I want with no worries. a little herpes cuz no condom crew but that's about it.

good stuff

[Frank Drebin]

About 6 weeks after my vasectomy brown stuff came out when I was fapping srs. Apparently its normal.

[shmobin]

About 6 weeks after my vasectomy brown stuff came out when I was fapping srs. Apparently its normal.

Sounds like some of your swimmers got BBQ'd.