60% of Americans believe in Noah's Arc story. BIBLE BELT MISCERS, GTFIH

[PlsGtfo]

if there was no flood that size , explain why there are sea shells on mount everest?

also op, they believe they found the remains of noahs ark in turkey



u mad?

[mcbrainlegend]

You seriously believe thousands, wait millions, wait billions of different species of animal-one male and one female of each, came from single-celled bacteria over thousands, wait millions, wait billions of years? That same bacteria that appeared on earth supposedly out of thin air and that is still around which we all are mere mutated versions of?

You're an oxymoron.

You trolling?

[Mike-anon]

You seriously believe thousands, wait millions, wait billions of different species of animal-one male and one female of each, came from single-celled bacteria over thousands, wait millions, wait billions of years? That same bacteria that appeared on earth supposedly out of thin air and that is still around which we all are mere mutated versions of?

You're an oxymoron.

You should really try to do some reading about abiogenesis and evolution before you attempt satire.

1) There was no "one" single celled bacteria that started life. Most likely, there were chains of amino acids and peptides created by the environments chemicals that gave birth to what you might later recognize as "life"
2) There is virtually nothing on Earth that is the same as it was billions of years ago. There are many organisms that gave way to our multi-cellular forms (eg the mutually beneficial interactions of say, mitochondria), but all the simplest life from years past are almost certainly extinct now, outcompeted by more complex forms (paraphrased from Talk Origins)

Seriously, you sound like a moron when you say things easily refuted by someone (myself) who isn't studying biology.

On that same note, it's laughable that educated CHILDREN can explain away creationists ignorant claims, let alone actual scientists.

[1gnis]

I'm catholic but i do not believe in Noah's Arc, it's impossible. Some stories in the bible didn't actually happen, but some did. The stories in the bible are meant to teach lessons, not to amuse.

[RedGunz]

A lot of people are easily mislead.

I believe in things that are proven, through scientifical evidence.

Something I can assess myself. See smell fell touch taste.

Something that is testable.

[LankedOut]

if there was no flood that size , explain why there are sea shells on mount everest?

also op, they believe they found the remains of noahs ark in turkey



u mad?

Sea Shells on a mountain?

You can't explain that.

[TheDude1987]

I'm catholic but i do not believe in Noah's Arc, it's impossible. Some stories in the bible didn't actually happen, but some did. The stories in the bible are meant to teach lessons, not to amuse.

But the bible doesn't say which ones are and which ones aren't, does it? So we're left to pick and choose which ones are plausible and which ones aren't? What about the one about the guy dying and then coming back to life? I mean, why is that magic plausible but Noah's arc isn't?

Either accept the Bible is fictionalized and only meant to teach morality or accept that God is all powerful and made all this sh*t happen regardless of what our feeble minds might be able to comprehend.

The one thing I hate about Christianity is the hypocrisy. How many Christians actually take their religion seriously and make real efforts to not sin? Either stick do your guns or admit you think it's all bullsh*t.

[slickchris7777]

I think they actually found the ark

[Getting_Cut22]

I think they actually found the ark

That boat wouldn't have been big enough to fit the misc onto.

[JKLOL]

[TheKilboBBC]

I believe in the Arc... Others believe all life, including humanity, spawned from pre-historic ooze... Which suggests that someday, if my one of my turds is around long enough and subjected to the right combination of Misc sups, it will Big Bang and create civilization!! Cool story, I'll tell it at a New Year's Eve party or something!!

[RedGunz]

I don't get it. The claim seems to be that when clams die in normal circumstances (ie in water) their shells open up, but during the flud when they were under water, their shells did not open. Was the Flud not made of water? Also, do clams float to the surface (ie the top of mountains that are now submerged)?

[TheDude1987]

I believe in the Arc... Others believe all life, including humanity, spawned from pre-historic ooze... Which suggests that someday, if my one of my turds is around long enough and subjected to the right combination of Misc sups, it will Big Bang and create civilization!! Cool story, I'll tell it at a New Year's Eve party or something!!

Strong sig for such a devout Christian.

[badbiter]

inb4 in 2000years lord of the rings is the new bible...

[RedGunz]

Sea Shells on a mountain?

You can't explain that.

clams and sea shells being found on mount everest is due to plate tectonics, everest was once under the sea. But we all know creationist like to use the sea shells on mount everest argument as evidence that Noah's flood was real.

[mcbrainlegend]

inb4 in 2000years lord of the rings is the new bible...

haha!

[brentwillisbgw]

I believe in the Arc... Others believe all life, including humanity, spawned from pre-historic ooze... Which suggests that someday, if my one of my turds is around long enough and subjected to the right combination of Misc sups, it will Big Bang and create civilization!! Cool story, I'll tell it at a New Year's Eve party or something!!

Bro, you are obviously on the internet, which means you have access to an almost endless amount of information based upon logic and reason. Stop being a disgrace to humanity.

[SAD_COW_DISEASE]

Serious question for creationists:

Do you not believe pangea happened? Ie, the super continent, or I guess, do you think earth has always looked this way?

[LankedOut]

clams and sea shells being found on mount everest is due to plate tectonics, everest was once under the sea. But we all know creationist like to use the sea shells on mount everest argument as evidence that Noah's flood was real.

Yes, I'm well aware of that lol.

[RedGunz]

I believe, problem?

No problem, you're just easily misled, which is why people find it humorous.

[FuarkJohnson]

I don't believe. I do believe a pole-shift caused massive flooding though.

For all the *******s going e-literal and saying not all the billions of species could fit on the boat, NO CHIT RETART. You have to take it into context. 2000 years ago in the Middle East they didn't have a grasp of animals everywhere..'two of every animal' only meant the animals THEY KNEW TO EXIST. They didn't know of Kangaroo's and etc. A lot of people believe the great flood was a simultaneous flooding of the Tigris and Euphrates, which was pretty much the whole civilization.

brb not even religious
brb misc doesn't know history
brb think more critically and in context

[RedGunz]

I don't believe. I do believe a pole-shift caused massive flooding though.

For all the *******s going e-literal and saying not all the billions of species could fit on the boat, NO CHIT RETART. You have to take it into context. 2000 years ago in the Middle East they didn't have a grasp of animals everywhere..'two of every animal' only meant the animals THEY KNEW TO EXIST. They didn't know of Kangaroo's and etc.

Very True.

[wayprotein]

i like the ancient aliens' explanation where they say the dna of each animal was taken and put in storage

at least that sounds potentially plausible

Gravity is just a theory. Notsureiftrollingorfundieidiot.jpg Please don't tell me you don't "believe" in plate-tectonics. Is this actually a thing?

Honestly, ignoring even interspecies breeds (poodles vs pitbulls) because you somehow think that we took 2 generic "dogs" and recreated every breed, do you understand there are almost 9 million documented species on Earth, with an estimated 80% undocumented? (http://www.plosbiology.org/article/i...l.pbio.1001127)

Brb wooden boat.

but bro what about the clam shells you cant explain that sh!t.

OWNED
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notsrs

[FeralBeast]

everyone here has prob already seen Carlin's vid, but i just rewatched it and lol'd

[Large_Emu]

Literally cannot believe how anyone could possibly believe the bible version of Noahs Ark happened.

[TheKilboBBC]

Bro, you are obviously on the internet, which means you have access to an almost endless amount of information based upon logic and reason. Stop being a disgrace to humanity.

I'm no bible-thumper but reason and logic tell me a random event can't create a universe out of nothing yet you believe that and not the story of the ark... Stop letting the internet think for you and do it yourself.

[livebrah]

pretty sure most civilizations have a flood story of some sort (epic of gilgamesh kind of mentions it) so there probably was a great flood after an ice age or something

op pls go

[RedGunz]

pretty sure most civilizations have a flood story of some sort (epic of gilgamesh kind of mentions it) so there probably was a great flood after an ice age or something

op pls go

It probably rained real hard and for 4 days or something unusual, and they call it a Great Flood!!!

[IgnisAurumLapis]

Used to believe in Noah's Ark but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[livebrah]

It probably rained real hard and for 4 days or something unusual, and they call it a Great Flood!!!

wut