Fun things fat people can't do (PICS)

[ATLien1]

No you didnt.

we believe you bro.

hey *******s, I have an aesthetic face and a big dick..

of course I paid her but still was able to do it.

couldnt do doggy but was able to do missionary

[grizzlebees]

Shadow replication technique? I can't do that either brah.

[CiU]

Stand up in their music videos.

[ReceiptBrah]

but you cant do this

i actually can do that, despite being bout 180 lbs 13% body fat

can see quad & hip veins & veins near my elbow on my tris brahs, broscience BMI of peace



but yeah i can make my tummy all bulbous & push it out for some reason

not sher y :\

[ATLien1]

Wakeboard

this is so true. I tried to ski once but couldnt even get up

[ATLien1]

I hate how threads like this die

[raita01]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cirrhosis

[agreyam]

[Schmyzz]

live

[RootedEvo]

hey *******s, I have an aesthetic face and a big dick..

of course I paid her but still was able to do it.

couldnt do doggy but was able to do missionary

Lol'd. Exactly what I mean in my first post.

Stand up in their music videos.

LMFAO!
I always pointed that out to my g/f. She never understood... oh she never understood. This is why I love the Misc. =']

[ATLien1]

Lol'd. Exactly what I mean in my first post.

she wanted to do it again the second time for $30

[Wixylix]

[RootedEvo]

she wanted to do it again the second time for $30

Now I just feel like you're trollin'.
Nobody would possibly admit to that.

[ATLien1]

Now I just feel like you're trollin'.
Nobody would possibly admit to that.

and she looks like sinead o connor srs

but she has a pretty face.

[ATLien1]

bump god damnit !

[RootedEvo]

and she looks like sinead o connor srs

but she has a pretty face.

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Alright dude, now I know you're trolling. I looked up Sinead Connor and she looks like a man!

[Sillabaa]

Does ANYONE enjoy airplane rides? srs

NEGGED.

holy fuk strong ratios everywhere on this one

[fatinNYC]

Run a marathon without callapsing.

not sure if srs.

[ase19]

Dive.

[suave2000]

they can'r ride llamas, i pitty them for that.




they can't be around llamas at all, since llamas hate fat people for some reason, they see the mas threats. that's why i never invite fat people to my llama farm, and becouse they eat up all my snacks.

[BradyBConner]

Vault over the couch and stretching out mid air, landing on it already in sleep mode

[PYR8]

bungee jump? Or is that not true?


Walk (and fit) down those narrow walkways which go along the inside of train carriages - very narrow - the fun part is reaching the bar.


also crawling around or sliding between stone in caves deep in the belly of the earth. *some caves get narrower than that by far - you know what i mean.







*damn i hate being fat.

[RootedEvo]

They can't snowboard.

[PYR8]

*fat people can't* run their hand up and down their abs like a washboard and feel good about that. There's something virile about that i think.




*fat people can't* wear close fitting t-shirts in the summer without looking bad.



*I know this one too much.. brb wearing jacket over t-shirts in summer to hide the gut and fat bulge. brb sucking in my stomach when in public places. fml.

[Antagonist388]

Wear fat suits.

Run.

[RootedEvo]

Really enjoy a jetski:

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I have who weighs about 350 (srs, lol) and I let him get on my jetski. While he was able to "ride" it.. he couldn't do anything or enjoy himself on it like we were. Whipping it around corners, hitting waves and flying 6-7 ft in the air.

[PYR8]

I hate how threads like this die

live

It's alive.....!1!!







for now.

[kodiak6]

[PYR8]

I have who weighs about 350 (srs, lol) and I let him get on my jetski. While he was able to "ride" it.. he couldn't do anything or enjoy himself on it like we were. Whipping it around corners, hitting waves and flying 6-7 ft in the air.

thats because he weighed the same as two people cuz..

a friend of mine is 400 lbs (no competition lol) and when he gets on a bicycle the tyres .. the cry for help of the steel.. he sat on one of those suspension bikes and the damn thing suspended right into the ground o_O . another time he was riding and had stopped and as he went to set off again and he put his weight down on the pedal the crank arm (aluminum) just sheared right off - over he went with broken bits of crank arm.. fml (it was my bike) he never even apologized or offered to pay for the damage.. sigh..


But he does beat everyone going .. downhill..

*fat people can't* ride a bicycle to it's full potential. and can't ride them uphill.

[PYR8]

fat people cant sit around a dining table without taking up two or more spaces and making it awkward for other people to get around their bulk - especially in a smaller kitchen .