Jerking Off Techniques

**John H.** · 01-15-2003, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by DocFrankenstein
Its a first step to becoming a flaming homosexual. lol Then you'll need something bigger and bigger to get you high.

but how would I know, I've never tried it, never will.

Doc, I do not agree with you about "...first step to becoming..." It just "ain't so" Buddy. A really BIG problem many have is they are too prudish - they learn a "FEW" things and that's as far as they go - they are SCARED to learn anything else - they think somehow they wil then become a "freak" or something. VARIETY, VARIETY is IN NATURE - no matter what WE THINK - IT IS - PERIOD. VARIETY IS THERE FOR USE TO TRY AND TO USE - it makes LIFE a WHOLE HELL OF A LOT MORE FUN - and it TEACHES you about LIFE. Yes, bigger can "get you high" - why NOT? If he likes himself - why can't you also? Live and let live!!!! John H.

**John H.** · 01-15-2003, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by muscleboy69
it makes no sense. u are against masterbation then u go and post all kinds of web sites and sex pics for guys to jerk off to. then u say masterbation is wrong. um ok......

MuscleBoy69 - I agree with you Buddy!!!! Take GOOD care, John H.

**UNCLE FESTER** · 07-05-2003, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by John H.
My Buddy (known him all my life) (6'2", 190, rock hard muscle - totally ripped, 12+ inches - I say this because I have mentioned him before - not out of disrespect or dishonor for him - NEVER - he'd agree and understand - very open minded) and I were out having some fun and he connected with this girl we both knew. We all agreed on a three-some. While he was working on her I massaged his total body for him all over - gives you a feeling that more than one person is working on you at the same time - he was really trying hard to get it all in (12+ inches hardly ever fits completely into a women - and at 6+ icnhes thick - well, anyway, like I said he tries hard - women can only take so much - won't talk all of it. Well when you really need it and he did, you don;t mind help from your Buddy - he asked me to help him so I reached down under and started working on his legs and around his balls and cock while he was going in on her and out - I'd sometimes run my fingers along the underside of his cock which was kinda throbbing and very swollen by this time along the length of it - but when I played with and licked his balls he really got going. He kept it up about 20 minutes and said no one ever help him so good as I did and he told me anytime if I wanted we'd see what we could do in the future. If anything could help him out I'd always say yes - that's the way we are - like brothers - real close - don;t hide anything from each other. Care!!! It's natural for us - never did have a problem ever about much of anything. Guess we learned early about what's important and right and good and what is not. We are very close and always have been. I always say to Guys - to each his own - whatever works for you - I don't like to run people down for any reason - everybody has something they like that works for them - others may not agree - those are usually people who never tried anything and just have opinions - hell there's a lot of opinionated people - most don't have a clue much more than if something is black or if something is white... Very very closed minded don;t know and don't care about life and its variety. But I will say there is much more to life that is very important than just sex - it is a very basic part of it as is Bodybuilding. I would never do without either - but I look for the total in life. Take Good care, John H.

Great story JOHN let me go puke.

**UNCLE FESTER** · 07-06-2003, 07:02 AM

Originally posted by John H.
The last I read at least 95% of ALL MEN jerk off. That is a FACT! So I guess that means there are a lot of sinners - NOT!!!! It means we are all HUMAN BEINGS and have LEARNED that while you are supposed to love others - YOU too can LOVE YOU - NOTHING WRONG with that EVER!!! And guess what - no matter WHO - it IS RIGHT and NOTHING WRONG with getting help from a MAN a MAN understands a MAN MUCH BETTER and IT IS ABSOLUTELY the VERY BEST - - And I can TELL YOU HE IS 1,000% ALL MAN PERIOD. And HE would rather have a MAN jack him off than a women - ALL TRUTH!!!!!! Take GOOD care, John H.

I just puked LOL.

**John H.** · 07-07-2003, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by UNCLE FESTER
Great story JOHN let me go puke.

Still following me Uncle? Have you learned anything yet?

**John H.** · 07-07-2003, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by UNCLE FESTER
I just puked LOL.

Hi Uncle. Still following me.... you know, if you continue, you just MIGHT LEARN something... You ought to go see a doctor. Just make sure it is not one of those "witch" doctors you religious types see. John H.

**CREFLO DOLLAR** · 07-07-2003, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by John H.
The last I read at least 95% of ALL MEN jerk off. That is a FACT! So I guess that means there are a lot of sinners - NOT!!!! It means we are all HUMAN BEINGS and have LEARNED that while you are supposed to love others - YOU too can LOVE YOU - NOTHING WRONG with that EVER!!! And guess what - no matter WHO - man, women, etc. - it IS RIGHT and NOTHING WRONG with getting help from a MAN or a WOMAN - BOTH can LOVE!!!! Getting a nut 5 or 6 times a day - HELL - not too many MEN can say that - TRUTHFULLY - I only know of ONE other MAN that ever was able to beat that and he told me 7 times in one day - he was extremely well built and is the MAN with the 12+ inch dick I told you about before - he told me one day when ****ing girls he did seven of them one right after the other - he said he wasn't sure he could blow-off in the seventh one until she found "this spot behind my balls" and I shot like I never shot before. Well, I will tell you he has also been with MEN the same way and he says that a MAN understands a MAN MUCH BETTER and KNOWS what a MAN NEEDS A HELL-OF-A-LOT BETTER - HIS WORDS - without talking - just DOING - and IT IS ABSOLUTELY the VERY BEST - HIS words - and HE is an ex hunter-killer US Army 182nd Airborne vet - you see this Man and YOU KNOW he HAS MUSCLE - TOTAL - He is the Man who CAN and HAS knocked a guy out with ONE PUNCH faster than the guy can fall to the gound!!!! And I can TELL YOU HE IS 1,000% ALL MAN PERIOD. And HE would rather have a MAN jack him off than a women HIS words - the Guy KNOWS what AND how of doing it RIGHT!!!! AND it MEAN SOMETHING!!!!! NO CRAP, NO BULL - ALL TRUTH!!!!!! Take GOOD care, John H.

unholy sinner man.

**John H.** · 07-08-2003, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by CREFLO DOLLAR
unholy sinner man.

Hi Creflo Dollar. What I said I stand by completely. You are entitled to your opinion. I have mine. Take Care, John H.

**Crump2469** · 07-08-2003, 09:26 AM

John H...why is it every time someone starts a subject you show up and start throwing in your _ _ _ ..........stuff into it.

Serious question.

I mean its bad enough some dude is asking other people how he should flog his log and which way is the most enjoyable for others. I think you all represent all that is unholy and wrong.

crump

**John H.** · 07-08-2003, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by Crump2469
John H...why is it every time someone starts a subject you show up and start throwing in your _ _ _ ..........stuff into it.

Serious question.

I mean its bad enough some dude is asking other people how he should flog his log and which way is the most enjoyable for others. I think you all represent all that is unholy and wrong.

crump

Hi Crump. I answer questions or make honest comments for the benefit of all. I learn just as they do. This question is very good and valid and this Man has no reason to feel as if he can not ask. This actually goes for any question. People ask questions because they do not know the answer. You or I have no right at all to prohibit someone from trying to educate themselves. In all honesty, Crump, the more you learn and the greater your focus on learning about all things, the better you view this world and life in it. Develop an open and honest mind and be very objective. It WILL help you. I promise. Take Care, John H.

**CREFLO DOLLAR** · 07-08-2003, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by John H.
My Buddy (known him all my life) (6'2", 190, rock hard muscle - totally ripped, 12+ inches - I say this because I have mentioned him before - not out of disrespect or dishonor for him - NEVER - he'd agree and understand - very open minded) and I were out having some fun and he connected with this girl we both knew. We all agreed on a three-some. While he was working on her I massaged his total body for him all over - gives you a feeling that more than one person is working on you at the same time - he was really trying hard to get it all in (12+ inches hardly ever fits completely into a women - and at 6+ icnhes thick - well, anyway, like I said he tries hard - women can only take so much - won't talk all of it. Well when you really need it and he did, you don;t mind help from your Buddy - he asked me to help him so I reached down under and started working on his legs and around his balls and cock while he was going in on her and out - I'd sometimes run my fingers along the underside of his cock which was kinda throbbing and very swollen by this time along the length of it - but when I played with and licked his balls he really got going. He kept it up about 20 minutes and said no one ever help him so good as I did and he told me anytime if I wanted we'd see what we could do in the future. If anything could help him out I'd always say yes - that's the way we are - like brothers - real close - don;t hide anything from each other. Care!!! It's natural for us - never did have a problem ever about much of anything. Guess we learned early about what's important and right and good and what is not. We are very close and always have been. I always say to Guys - to each his own - whatever works for you - I don't like to run people down for any reason - everybody has something they like that works for them - others may not agree - those are usually people who never tried anything and just have opinions - hell there's a lot of opinionated people - most don't have a clue much more than if something is black or if something is white... Very very closed minded don;t know and don't care about life and its variety. But I will say there is much more to life that is very important than just sex - it is a very basic part of it as is Bodybuilding. I would never do without either - but I look for the total in life. Take Good care, John H.

VERY BAD.

**Mc_Garnicle** · 07-08-2003, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by Easygainer
this one is a classic that i invented myself - put olbas oil on your balls before you pull off - it's a eucalyptus or some nasal decongestant oil and it gets a cold burning sensation in your balls - feels great but don't put too much on or it'll feel like your balls are on fire - 2/3 drops will do

same with vicks vapor rub its been done before :P

**John H.** · 07-09-2003, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by CREFLO DOLLAR
VERY BAD.

Creflo Dollar. Are you STALKING ME AGAIN? John H.

**chris5** · 07-09-2003, 02:54 PM

when i jerk i usually do it at night looking at porn or something so i want it to last. instead of just busting in a few mins i can prolong it. before you feel your gonna cum just stop and flex your muscle that stops you from cumming. do this a few times and you migth even lose your sex drive and not cum at all (incase you have a gf or something and wanna save it for her) or you might bust uncontrollably...

**chiba102** · 04-28-2004, 09:32 AM

Is there anything new under the sun?

**spoonman** · 04-28-2004, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by Easygainer
ooh internet muscle look who's talking - just cos ur too high and mighty to jerk off - yeah my girlfriend "satisfies" me but as woody allen said masturbation is sex with someone i love. it's normal we aren't living in the 50s here when everything is evil - IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO JERK OFF and just cos you're one of the 14% who don't jerk off don't piss of the other 86% of NORMAL, HEALTHY people.

wait there - i asked if u had a gf and suddenly you are quiet... hmmm seems you only answered the questions referring to me cos ur the one who is ashamed. oh well.

more info bout me? fine... i got the highest results in my school in the leaving cert with 7As - it's a state exam. I represented Ireland in the Physics olympiad, i was on the senior rugby team, i played tennis at a national level a few years ago and am now a coach during the summer, im in university studying science ( i could have done any course in any college with my leaving cert results) and i am currently in the semi finals of the irish times debating competition - the largest national competition. i reached the maiden's debating final recently and came 4th - ireland are world champions i might add.

personal measurements

ht 6'1" (not 6'2" as i previously thought)
weight 230lbs
arms 17"
quads 27"
forearms 13" (aided by jerking off)
chest 48"
waist 34"
calves 18"

lifts

bp 265 lbs
sqauat 352lbs (for 4 sets of 6, never maxed out)
dl 440 lbs

so yeah i am cooler than you as it's quite obvious and yet i still have time to jerk off.

damn i rule and damn you suck

The sex forum is for 21 year olds+, not 14 yr old jerk offs that are trying to impress people over the internet.

**talldude84** · 04-28-2004, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by spoonman
The sex forum is for 21 year olds+, not 14 yr old jerk offs that are trying to impress people over the internet.

Rofl...that post is over a year old.

**talldude84** · 04-28-2004, 11:06 PM

To REALLY shoot the cum, alls ya gotta do is flex your leg muscles right before you cum. Go into an all out flex of ALL of your leg muscles. You'll be shooting the **** so hard, it will splatter all over the ceiling.

**swoledog** · 04-29-2004, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by Easygainer
another classic is to squeeze the balls (lightly) as you blow your load - if done correctly it simulates those wet dreams from days gone by... *sniffle*

**Kuteer12** · 04-29-2004, 03:24 AM

sick post...
Why do you wanne improve your jerking off techniques as a gay?
Gay closet mb

**Clide Whit** · 11-08-2005, 09:15 PM

one technique i find good is to stick your penis in a package of gogurt, **** feels awesome

**top2bottomdfw** · 11-09-2005, 02:49 AM

anybody who has ever compared techniques knows that the better handjob is done by a guy; girls just dont know how to handle the crank and what makes it feel good!

**ironman1964bc** · 11-09-2005, 06:08 AM

What you want to do first is get close to orgasm and back off at least 40 times. Also, make sure you have built up your sexual energy by waiting at least 1 hour before you get off. Now, when the time has come to let er fly, do 3 things...
1) always stand up
2) don't jerk your penis when you orgasm, lightly touch the head and let go with your palm. do that over and over. NO STROKING!
3) squeeze and unsqueeze your pc muscles and use that to orgasm, not stroking. about 1 second before it shoots out, squeeze your ass real hard and you will shoot your load 6 feet.

the build up of sexual energy is the important thing. that is why porn stars orgasms are usually pathetic (dribblers), they get off too quick and don't let the energy build up.

**kaboom05** · 11-09-2005, 07:33 AM

You Shame Ireland

**safe** · 11-09-2005, 01:27 PM

stick your fingers up your arse as you wank

**gr8fubar420** · 11-09-2005, 02:02 PM

http://www.jackinworld.com/

best. gg

THE BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS

Get a large plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Put a towel over the box spring if you want it to be softer. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.

**Ripped Mass** · 11-09-2005, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by John H.
My Buddy (known him all my life) (6'2", 190, rock hard muscle - totally ripped, 12+ inches - I say this because I have mentioned him before - not out of disrespect or dishonor for him - NEVER - he'd agree and understand - very open minded) and I were out having some fun and he connected with this girl we both knew. We all agreed on a three-some. While he was working on her I massaged his total body for him all over - gives you a feeling that more than one person is working on you at the same time - he was really trying hard to get it all in (12+ inches hardly ever fits completely into a women - and at 6+ icnhes thick - well, anyway, like I said he tries hard - women can only take so much - won't talk all of it. Well when you really need it and he did, you don;t mind help from your Buddy - he asked me to help him so I reached down under and started working on his legs and around his balls and cock while he was going in on her and out - I'd sometimes run my fingers along the underside of his cock which was kinda throbbing and very swollen by this time along the length of it - but when I played with and licked his balls he really got going. He kept it up about 20 minutes and said no one ever help him so good as I did and he told me anytime if I wanted we'd see what we could do in the future. If anything could help him out I'd always say yes - that's the way we are - like brothers - real close - don;t hide anything from each other. Care!!! It's natural for us - never did have a problem ever about much of anything. Guess we learned early about what's important and right and good and what is not. We are very close and always have been. I always say to Guys - to each his own - whatever works for you - I don't like to run people down for any reason - everybody has something they like that works for them - others may not agree - those are usually people who never tried anything and just have opinions - hell there's a lot of opinionated people - most don't have a clue much more than if something is black or if something is white... Very very closed minded don;t know and don't care about life and its variety. But I will say there is much more to life that is very important than just sex - it is a very basic part of it as is Bodybuilding. I would never do without either - but I look for the total in life. Take Good care, John H.

oh dear god, i think i just stumbled into a gay sex thread. ugh

**Lavrik_AK** · 11-09-2005, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by top2bottomdfw

anybody who has ever compared techniques knows that the better handjob is done by a guy; girls just dont know how to handle the crank and what makes it feel good!

I beg to differ... Women can be taught. My wife has watched me a lot and taken notes, and now she rubs my rhubarb better than I can!

**user4165146510** · 11-09-2005, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Lavrik_AK

My wife has watched me a lot...

**top2bottomdfw** · 11-10-2005, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by Lavrik_AK

I beg to differ... Women can be taught. My wife has watched me a lot and taken notes, and now she rubs my rhubarb better than I can!

then she is, indeed, a very special woman! I dont have the time to doing the teaching.....so many mouths, so little time.......!

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