Calling out all miscers who are "Working" right now - V34: Puppers and Pectorals

[Deceus]

Barf. I never understood mallows on top of taters.

Taters that have a stick of butter and a pound brown sugar in them and covered in caramel sauce. Might get a regular loaded potato on the side as well.

[jbball92]

Fukk y'all making me hungry.

[dupaloop3611]

am i the only ass clown who got stuck working until 6pm tonight? fuk its boring but at least Ryder Cup is on

Friday night: grab a few beers with friends
Saturday: OSU and ROT
Sunday: NFL ROT

[Deceus]

Fukk y'all making me hungry.

Where's doublechub when you need him lol

[Zackad]

am i the only ass clown who got stuck working until 6pm tonight? fuk its boring but at least Ryder Cup is on

Friday night: grab a few beers with friends
Saturday: OSU and ROT
Sunday: NFL ROT

praying this is not my fate...hoping I can get out of here by 3 since I came in 2 hrs early. now we wait

weekend cliffs:
Friday:
-hopefully leave early
-go home, possibly nap, definitely netflix and chill
-take pupper for walk
-dinner
-early bedtime

Saturday:
-wake up, breakfast
-take pupper for walk, then bath
-go to crssd fest
-rage my face off
-get yucky
-throw up
-pass out

Sunday:
-Stevo's pancakes for breakfast hng
-pupper walk
-crssd fest
-rage my face off
-don't throw up
-netflix and pass out

[waias15]

its Friday thoooo so avoid the county jail, SG

[Phoenix9369]

Thread's dead, baby
Thread's dead

[biggoron]

Lol @ speed limits. Hit a hundo twice today

[Phoenix9369]

Alright boyos, will know in a bit whether I get to fat load or carb load
Regardless, I'm ready
I was born ready
I look ready

Please don't fap too violently to these

Spoiler!

Lol @ speed limits. Hit a hundo twice today

So much for a LEO
Or do COs get to break the law and brag about it to their internet friends?
Srs question

[Phoenix9369]

PSA:

For those of you who happen to give a damn,
I'll be streaming the evening show via periscope
I set up my Twitter account on my moms phone and she'll be doing that for me
That is, if the Internet at the place doesn't suck balls

My Twitter handle is jbball quoted it

Thanks and God bless

Gonna try to sleep now, although I'm way too excited

[TheAmazon]

It's like only three people itt have had sweet potato casserole on thanksgiving...the road house dish looks to be a variation on that holiday basic.

Mmmmm sweet potato pieeeee

[Motiviert]

It's like only three people itt have had sweet potato casserole on thanksgiving...the road house dish looks to be a variation on that holiday basic.

Mmmmm sweet potato pieeeee

I'm from the south, of course we have it lol

[jbball92]

PSA:

For those of you who happen to give a damn,
I'll be streaming the evening show via periscope
I set up my Twitter account on my moms phone and she'll be doing that for me
That is, if the Internet at the place doesn't suck balls

My Twitter handle is @okst3veok

Thanks and God bless

Gonna try to sleep now, although I'm way too excited

yo you Colombian brah? Your accent sounds like it

[jbball92]

time to polish your freedom boners boyos

[Phoenix9369]

yo you Colombian brah? Your accent sounds like it

Close enough
Ecuadorian

[Motiviert]

I'm geeked up and I cant see and all the walls keep looking at me
I tell myself theres nothing wrong but I cant stop gritting my teeth
I can't sleep I can't eat I just geek I just geek
and I know I cant take one so why not three shake it deep
I cant help the way I feel when I geek I keep it real
in the hood I keep my steel
try to blow my high you will get killed
cause it's real bankhead real fabo,
broad daylight, don't keep **** low
roll my blunt right in front of po po
**** them hoes the can blame it on the 'dro

True

[Motiviert]

Close enough
Ecuadorian

[Motiviert]

Mane das it

[devilbones]

[youtube]youtube]

Mane das it

This reminds me of FO4.

[TheCore84]

& there are plenty of IG sloots, fitness models/"competitors", & other self-absorbed twats craving validation who can send them to you.

We all know who you're talking about

[Motiviert]

This reminds me of FO4.

My mang

[TheCore84]

need surgery to happen asap and then knock out first 2 weeks of rehab and be walking and driving again...

You gonna tell us how it happened or are we gonna have to fukin guess?

[Phoenix9369]

https://www.periscope.tv/w/ar8uIDI2N...pCKFxrNeugAOE=


This is the periscope stream of my show!

[TheCore84]

https://www.periscope.tv/w/ar8uIDI2N...pCKFxrNeugAOE=


This is the periscope stream of my show!

How did you do bro?

[Phoenix9369]

How did you do bro?

Didn't get top 5 in either class so I gotta wait till later or tomorrow to know exact placing
Thanks for asking bruh

[AshleyStAndrews]

dyel nutrition has meso for $20 today.

[TheCore84]

Women's subfirum is the absolute worst.

Never go to the female misc.

Yup, glad you're not delusional like hm9.

Or stupid.

I've learned that guys generally won't even tolerate you or humor conversation if you're not the slightest bit attractive to them. Exceptions being a super cool funny ugly chick but even that's rare in my experience.

Can confirm that this is true.

nah he didn't say. honestly could've been bull****tin for all I know and just cracked me up, all I know is I went to the gym and didn't have pain for the first time in a long time so fuk it

Good to hear bro, make your gains back!

Just lol at letting women drive

Lost it

the chase sapphire stuff has got to stop



basically, yeah



looooll



sorry the soccer thing didn't work out :/

at least you've got your looks to fall back on, when psai's protein goes bad all he'll have left is a used jeep

I'm sure his protein is already bad.

the one day i was in california was cool..... it was actually cool like 55 degrees or something wtf. and it takes forever to cross the streets

but yeah it was really nice i hope i can go back for longer next time. i went to a town where clint eastwood was mayor at one point. picturesque and sht

not rip just extremely busy at work right meow. miss all you guys even big ronald

I've been to Carmel before, long time ago, really cool town.

morning all

goodluck on house over walas.

glad to see tellit back. was it all trips or just super busy? pls update on cat life.

kid slept 8 hours last night. so rested right now i dont know what to do with myself.

It's a great feel when the kid sleeps.

Boston is a great city to work in too. I used to work in the North End on the Coast Guard base.

Wtf was a marine doing at a puddle pirate base?

So you were coast guard before? now a Marine, and gonna join the navy? You tryin to hit all branches of the Mil?

actually coast guard is DHS now lol.

Still military, they don't have to be DoD to be military.

bro pls. you are a irl version of the scumbag steve meme

LMAO, it's so fuking true.

ALSO and I'm not making this up!!!! the Monterey airport didn't really have a restaurant they had a little shop that sold bud lights and microwavable burgers and sht so for dinner i had a couple beers and a few JIMMY DEAN TURKEY SAUSAGE AND EGG WHITE SANDWICHES!!! looool the same ones i buy at Costco. what a poverty airport.

What a time to be alive.

it only now occurred to me that 75% of the posts from the first 30 v's were us yelling at psai

The little fuker never listened to our advice! Especially when it came to women.

wasn't this a thing like 2 weeks ago?

thought wb4ds already cleaned him out

Psai has been ignoring my proton request snap messages. Should message him everyday until he replies.

Girlfriends little bro lives in San Diego, lookin forward to visiting.. but fuk everything in between. LA and the surrounding areas can fuk itself.


fukkin lmao, too true! He was the drama needed to keep the thread going. This thread is a roast or be roasted kind of place.


Via ebay if wb4d told us correctly right? curious to see how he does on that.

This. SD is GOAT in CA but LA can burn.

Mirin, I'll be hear all year round. Would visit surrounding areas, but would never live outside San Diego County, specifically the Northern part.

@ebay...inb4 calling customer service, get psai, ask for a supervisor, he is supervisor lol



inb4 wb4ds is already ordering more as we speak

would be curious to see how his protons stack up tho



is it you who's been going around each day bumping several-year-old threads? lmao

Absolutely. Was convinced I was going there for my next tour but was pleasantly surprised when I got WA again. Wife and I are going to buy a house there.

I really wished that was the link

in2 buy a tub just to leave a cheeky feedback.

"opted for local pickup and some non-lifting indian kid met me and gave me vegetarian protein in a sketchy jar. there were taco bell wrappers all over the floor of his jeep. overall good product, A+ seller would buy again"

GOAT feedback dude.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap ^^^^^^^



before I open any of lulbrah's snaps I already know it is gonna be him eating unhealthy food with Asian people and 9/10 times I'm spot on. zero race. if I had a nickel for every time lulbrah had pho with a friend I'd be dr. evil wealthy

It's not hard to predict what they'll be.

i think everybody knows that by now...

inb4 he starts a show

The burger place on the cruise ship was named after him, they were damn good.

zack didn't have me on snap back then. his loss

he also missed the walas magic cup snap.

He also missed out on Glute Tuesday.

where tf would any of you guys get the idea to put tuna on a pizza?

fresh cracked egg on a brick oven pizza hhnnggg

They do that shyt in Japan too, disgusting.

lmao strong lurk

Spoiler!

cliffs of cliffs
-1 year, 4 months, going strong
-1 month ago, gf finds out I occasionally watch porn (rarely, like 1-2x/week, if that, purely for release purposes unomsaiyan)
-goes on about how it's not a big deal, as long as it isn't an addiction, doesn't replace her, doesn't take away from her, etc etc
-next 4 weeks constant insecurity/arguing about this sht
-she just gave me ultimatum to either stop watching porn or she's done. Which I think is hilarious because 2 weeks ago she said verbatim "I'd never tell you what to do with your life or how to live it"

and that's my life right now

The ultimatum crosses the line. Dump her dude, she's mentally weak and jealous.

since steve has a key to my apartment this basically also applies to me except i have a cat instead of a dog and i actually do think about him when i fap so no need to have to calm him down.

honestly just talk to her as an adult and if she doesn't agree and can't calm down then change the code and kick her out (in that order)

protip: don't let her see the new code, do leave blinds open so she can see you fap to porn once she leaves.



what happens is you'll experience what I felt as a kid fapping on my twin bed to vhs tapes of movies with nude scenes before the days of the internet

Strong and you should do it keannu. Also "is that an illegal channel?"

fkin lmao! can't remember the last time I watched porn on the computer. mobile phone and bust crew

the one thing that really confuses me is she said "don't leave your evidence lying around". So unless she's searching through my phone or has been digging thru the trash for my jizz tp, idk what evidence she's finding.

k really going to lunch now. brb in 1 hr

You know what you have to do...

strong input. taken to heart/10

It's not a must for me. Just sometimes get an urge and it will consume my thoughts until it's taken care of, and porn helps get it over with quicker. brb always feeling shameful right after. don't think it's so much she's willing to quit, but that she takes such offense to it. at least that's my understanding. Yeah i took issue with the ultimatum too. stuff like that doesn't sit well with me. I'm just leaving her alone right now so that nothing regrettable is done/said. def gonna have to feel it out.

Yes I know these feels as well. Brb use imagination most of the time, it's not hard you lazy fuks.

Hm9 azz looking jewcee on snapchat nh

fukcing ******! you post this and not include a pic


edit: was a picture of jesus next to it? she would always include religious thingy with these kind of snaps

It probably was share, she usually includes one of those for spiritual gains after they take a hit from sloot gains.

6 plates for 6 deep ass reps. Then Hugh volume. We puked but we strong

Fuarck, squat?!?!

inn for coks in park post lift

6 or 630?



just because ron looks dark in his avi and spends most of his time in jail doesn't make him an inmate





or hard





soft ass nikka

Shots fired

Apparently LL bean has a ridiculous return policy. you can return things that are like 10 yrs old. So go to a good will and look for LL bean gear then go return it all and get a new jacket.

Costco is like this too. Brb buying 70" flatscreen just for Super Bowl party and returning it the very next day. Costco lets everyone push them around.

says the 6ft 200lb guy in the room.


not all of us broke back ya hear?

thinks dont fit well with that hunch brah

I'd say you're more like Wounded Knee.

was talking to young female coworker the other day and topic was shorts... specifically cargo shorts.


asked if i wear them and i saw the judgment look that she would've given me if i had said yes but obv i dont.

just lol at cargo shorts.

Just lol if you don't wear cargo shorts, so much space to hold things. Brb functional and look good (especially in camo print).

no idea why everyone hates Cargo shorts and pants . theyre extremely practical

Commies and terrorists hate them.

I have absolutely no problem with cargo shorts.

There. I said it.

You've always been cool in my book.

Always loved this line.

morning brahs. what happened to Core? haven't seen him post in a while

I was on the cruise I told you guys about multiple times!

I still wear cargo shorts. Just lol if you hate. Brb plenty of pockets to hold things. Brb comfortable. Brb tactical advantage over 2 pocket jeans.

All this, would have a beer with Moti irl (and let him spot me in the squat rack, no homer).

Hes prob on a boat somewhere in the middle east.

Mediterranean*

So i found out my brother is the one of three black guys voting trump.

Guessing it was his three tours in Iraq, and strong christianity.

Sounds like a good guy, would have a beer with.

sounds like a strait shooter.
why is she getting arrested tho? also, relevant:

Dem Costco dogs are such a great value, had countless hot dogs when I worked there for nearly six years.

[TheCore84]

i feel like everywhere I go, i've been hearing people discuss the chase sapphire card. my bro just texted me yesterday saying i should look into getting it if

why do you have to wait until 5 for steven? do you guys not lift at a gym near one of your guys' places?

Please tell me why the Chase Sapphire card is so hot right now.

Did she at least cover up when she fed her child in public? I have nothing against breastfeeding in public, as that's only natural. But could at least throw a blanket over, especially in a restaurant where people are eating and may not want to see that

should dress up as Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky for halloween when she gets there. stay safe bruh

Please dress up as Bill and Monica.

k good glad we're on the same page

@ absti. true, but does that not frustrate you/make it harder? I know it would for me

inb4 I'm just a sex addict who can't control his urges

It's alright brah, they make support groups for that.

taking a piss and having sex are equally as natural as breast feeding but if I whip my dick out in public for either of those two highly rewarding activities everyone loses their mind (rightfully so). Semi against women breast feeding in public without covering it with a blanket. Have some dignity.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh lawd are you in for a rude awakening if you ever have a kid! Would you want to eat with a blanket on your head? No you say? Well they don't either and will push that shyt right off.

This reminds me of that year at the inlaws for Xmas and i saw my wifes cousins hairy nips when she was breast feeding her baby. was as hairy as a dudes nips. it cannot be unseen.



DED

That's gross Andy.

dang , back to work, got a call that i need to be heading to sh!thole countries tonight. was expecting 4 weeks holiday instead of 2

will hopefully check with you guys in 2 weeks .


cee yaaaaaaaaaa

edit: and where the fukc is core?

Still on the cruise ship!

There, I am finally all caught up on the thread!

[TheCore84]

Didn't get top 5 in either class so I gotta wait till later or tomorrow to know exact placing
Thanks for asking bruh

You're welcome brah and I'm sorry, that is absolute bullshyt! You're shyt was on point! How many other contestants?

[devilbones]

So I wasnt going to try to quote you. I worked for "DoD" when I was at the CG base in the North End. We have a small detachment there. I have only been in the Marines, but I am not on active duty anymore.