RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Final_Rep]

you'll be sore tomorrow.

That's what she said.







wait wut

[im2manly]

So I purchased a decanter today. Was very cheap but felt solid and looked nice. Now my humidor + Decanter section looks awesome. /csb

[Final_Rep]

So I purchased a decanter today. Was very cheap but felt solid and looked nice. Now my humidor + Decanter section looks awesome. /csb

U never saw my decanter poast eh

[Dominik]

lol dude that was barely edited. The sunset was epic today.

Farley has forgotten what a sunset looks like.

[Final_Rep]

Farley has forgotten what a sunset looks like.

lol...

I mean I get it, that photo is VERY saturated. But the sunset truly was incredible this afternoon.

[chazzy1864]

I've been meticulously counting calories since I joined this site/got in shape.

So..... when did this happen?

Is this stuff safe? I guess supplement companies can put whatever they want in there.

Most of those test boosters do nothing more than act as anti-aromatase (sp?) (estrogen inhibitors). The legal test boosters that are so jacked up in prices now are the same ones that were the cheap $20-30/bottle ones when pro-hormones were legal, and people used them as post-cycle treatment for real test boosters.

Boyd Crowder's friend is actually this guy???
http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content...d-sleepers.jpg

Nice bulk.

I knew I recognized him, but couldn't place him! Wow.. he did get bigger. That is Dodge from Ghost Ship and Durant from Black Hawk Down.

Because your fat ass is standing on it!

lol

The Thermos I bought is too small.

You should listen to Shouples rave about his new thermos made by a sorcerer. He sent me a few emails on it:

...is amazing.

It's like the Lamborghini of all water bottles. I could probably kill someone with it, empty. It's huge, the cap is incredibly well made, yet still soft. The inside rings with metallic fury whenever liquid is poured in.
Best part... it serves as an awesome growler.

So much drink storage potential.

TWO MORE HOURS AND THIS WATER IS STILL SO FREAKIN COLD

WHAT MAGIC IS THIS

Oh, I forgot to mention in the first message: I filled it up with refrigerator water after it was delivered (roughly 4 hrs ago), and it's holding true to its insulation claims. So much cold water. Aarghghlbblhblhghblghlbgh.

[chazzy1864]

Wow. Wyoming is trying to make it illegal for federal agents to try to enforce any laws that might come out of washington against personal firearms: (if this is true)

http://libertarianglobal.com/archives/821

[Final_Rep]

Brian H Christ, it's just a water bottle.

Drink your water, put it in your body, that's the best place for it. Carrying around a water bottle is for *******s.

[Farley1324]

Wow. Wyoming is trying to make it illegal for federal agents to try to enforce any laws that might come out of washington against personal firearms: (if this is true)

http://libertarianglobal.com/archives/821

It's true.

Also, if you are interested, sh.it is getting real in New York

http://open.nysenate.gov/legislation/bill/S2230-2013

[chazzy1864]

F*ck Germany in its stupid ass! 24 degrees out right now. 24 friggin degrees. 42 in Arlington and 61 in Lakeland, FL. F*ck this place and f*ck you, Kvk!

[theshoupguy]

The Thermos I bought is too small.

You should get this sweet half gallon beverage containment system:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005G5YRYY/...M3T1_ST1_dp_i1

It will keep hot liquids hot up to 12 hours, and cold liquids cold up to 24 hours.

Personal experience speaking, the cold claim is true up to about 6 hours. May have been longer than that, but I was thirsty.

[theshoupguy]

F*ck Germany in its stupid ass! 24 degrees out right now. 24 friggin degrees. 42 in Arlington and 61 in Lakeland, FL. F*ck this place and f*ck you, Kvk!

Send some of that cold this way.

It's currently in the mid 70s here.

I will be so fcking pissed if our summer starts early.

Meanwhile, Alabammy is dealing with ice storms.

Get bent, Georgia.

[Final_Rep]

F*ck Germany in its stupid ass! 24 degrees out right now. 24 friggin degrees. 42 in Arlington and 61 in Lakeland, FL. F*ck this place and f*ck you, Kvk!

It's warmer in Alaska.

So, there's that.

Don't worry, at that temp, if you have that awesome water bottle, the water won't freeze on you!

[theshoupguy]

Don't worry, at that temp, if you have that awesome water bottle, the water won't freeze on you!

Goddamn straight, Frapplejuice.

That water will stay the exact temperature as when you put it into the miraculous beverage containment system.

Double insulation, muthafckas!

[chazzy1864]

I need to go to the gym. I always walk to my car (.6-.7 km away.... up hill ) and I usually walk in my gym clothes. It is going to be miserable in shorts, hoodie and ski cap. I'll throw my gloves on, but still not be happy.


Ugh.. it is windy as balls out, I can hear it. I don't even want to friggin' go into work.

[Final_Rep]

I need to go to the gym. I always walk to my car (.6-.7 km away.... up hill ) and I usually walk in my gym clothes. It is going to be miserable in shorts, hoodie and ski cap. I'll throw my gloves on, but still not be happy.


Ugh.. it is windy as balls out, I can hear it. I don't even want to friggin' go into work.

It's 24 degrees. Grow a pair of balls!

I often leave the gym at -20 or lower.

BTW, I've had several beers already.

[chazzy1864]

It's 24 degrees. Grow a pair of balls!

I often leave the gym at -20 or lower.

BTW, I've had several beers already.

<--- Born in Florida. Farthest north I lived was NoVA.


I don't like below freezing temperatures. Especially not in shorts. F*ck face!

[Final_Rep]

<--- Born in Florida. Farthest north I lived was NoVA.


I don't like below freezing temperatures. Especially not in shorts. F*ck face!

Well if you actually hit the gym with any kind of intensity that cold air would feel fcking wonderful.

Just sayin.

[chazzy1864]

Well if you actually hit the gym with any kind of intensity that cold air would feel fcking wonderful.

Just sayin.

I'm talking about the .6-.7 km walk up hill (varies from about a 5 degree to 25 degree grade, depending on the part of the walk) just to get to my car from my apartment, so I can drive to the gym. This is the part I don't like. F*ckstick!

[Final_Rep]

I'm talking about the .6-.7 km walk up hill (varies from about a 5 degree to 25 degree grade, depending on the part of the walk) just to get to my car from my apartment, so I can drive to the gym. This is the part I don't like. F*ckstick!

Maybe you can buy about twenty of those water bottles and cut them up into sections that fit over your hyooge muscles in order to provide you insulation during your walk.

[Orlando1234977]

14 days into 2013 I have ordered 16 items on Amazon

I finished 2012 with an official total of 105 orders

we needs 2 fix our welfare system

Farley has forgotten what a sunset looks like.

In relevant time zones, sun rises are far better.

F*ck Germany in its stupid ass! 24 degrees out right now. 24 friggin degrees. 42 in Arlington and 61 in Lakeland, FL. F*ck this place and f*ck you, Kvk!

And that's like the low, we're in the 80s all week. frickn awesome.

[Final_Rep]

In relevant time zones, sun rises are far better.

Relevant meaning you woke up without being murdered by your escort?

[Tyrbolift]

Mid to upper 20's here.

[Final_Rep]

Mid to upper 20's here.

I actually checked, because I thought there was no way Phoenix was that cold.

Cot dam. It is.

[theshoupguy]

Cot dam.

[Tyrbolift]

I actually checked, because I thought there was no way Phoenix was that cold.

Cot dam. It is.

I think it's been something like 20 years since it was this cold here.

But not to worry, back to 45low to 70+ high later this week.

[Orlando1234977]

Relevant meaning you woke up without being murdered by your escort?

Close, but you're looking for the antonym of relevant, immaterial.

[Final_Rep]

You should listen to Shouples rave about his new thermos made by a sorcerer. He sent me a few emails on it:

Originally Posted by This water bottle
...is amazing.

It's like the Lamborghini of all water bottles. I could probably kill someone with it, empty. It's huge, the cap is incredibly well made, yet still soft. The inside rings with metallic fury whenever liquid is poured in.
Best part... it serves as an awesome growler.

So much drink storage potential.
Originally Posted by Re: This water bottle
TWO MORE HOURS AND THIS WATER IS STILL SO FREAKIN COLD

WHAT MAGIC IS THIS
Originally Posted by Re: Re: This water bottle
Oh, I forgot to mention in the first message: I filled it up with refrigerator water after it was delivered (roughly 4 hrs ago), and it's holding true to its insulation claims. So much cold water. Aarghghlbblhblhghblghlbgh.

Close, but you're looking for the antonym of relevant, immaterial.

Uhm.

What?

[Final_Rep]

I think it's been something like 20 years since it was this cold here.

But not to worry, back to 45low to 70+ high later this week.

Yeah. That's just COLD for Phoenix.

[Tyrbolift]

Yeah. That's just COLD for Phoenix.

I get a chuckle out of a lot of natives who do nothing but moan and wrap their arms around themselves and shiver. "It's soooooo cold!!!"

Back in Colorado, I remember sometimes having a solid week where it never got above 0.

It's 50% acclimation and 50% what you wear. Nothing beats a cpo or hoodie inside a down parka and 2 pr socks with hiking boots on the feet.