New Orleans Stains are one and done

[Lunatic]

Defense travels yet the bears are 3-3 on the road and could be worse than that in a couple weeks

LOL

Like I said, he doesn't know football and he doesn't know his own team.

[MBisonSon]

LMFAO at the blatant intellectual dishonesty.

What that nerd Crooked dink is trying not to see us his team is sputtering out.

LMFAO at bringing **** up like a ****ing week 1 loss, to a team the Bears just beat with playoff implications.

Dude's grasping for straws and I'm the one who's shook?

Since the guy likes living in the past so much tell me about how Bears mauled the same team Stains struggled to beat and lost to.

Face it Timmy, Stains are running on fumes, the writing is on the wall.

[Upshall18]

Man teams are shook of the Bears possibly getting home field in the playoffs where Mitch can let em hang

[HoustonMiscer]

damn he's looking like a mega chad here. i wonder how many chithots he has slayed

[YoungMetro24]

Defense travels yet the bears are 3-3 on the road and could be worse than that in a couple weeks

LOL

Bears lost to the giants on the road lol

[MBisonSon]

damn he's looking like a mega chad here. i wonder how many chithots he has slayed

He is, that's what propels him to greatness.

Imagine you're Drew Brees for a second.

You sit there on the bench while Big Dick Mitch Trubisky breaks off huge runs and stretches the field to the sound of thousands of women orgasming in unison.

Then you realize you have a hairy centipede growing out your face and a neck like Meeting Hanks from the last big hit.

You go out for your series after Truthbisky's somehow managed a 10 point play, to silence from your home crowd, aside from the faint sound if AMeyer fellating Lunatic.


When you finally come to from your daydream you realize you just lost the NFC Championship and as per her request, your wife wants MitChad TRUbeastsky to borrow her for at least one night.

[AMeyer9]

That awkward moment when OP daydreams out loud.

[Lunatic]

That awkward moment when OP daydreams out loud.

Lmfao

[bpatel82]

Bears lost to the giants on the road lol

FitzPatrick hung 48 on Aints at home.. lmao..

[Lunatic]

FitzPatrick hung 48 on Aints at home.. lmao..

First game of the season. When did y'all lose to the Giants?

[MBisonSon]

First game of the season. When did y'all lose to the Giants?

Oh OK cause there wasn't a backup QB in who hadn't started since early last season?

[bpatel82]

First game of the season. When did y'all lose to the Giants?

So? Giants game was 3 weeks ago. We beat Rams and Packers after that. I guess you didn't watch the games when grandpa Brees struggled against Cowboys, Bucs and Panthers. Lol @ thinking Brees can put up more than 10 points against bears.

[AK5426]

He is, that's what propels him to greatness.

Imagine you're Drew Brees for a second.

You sit there on the bench while Big Dick Mitch Trubisky breaks off huge runs and stretches the field to the sound of thousands of women orgasming in unison.

Then you realize you have a hairy centipede growing out your face and a neck like Meeting Hanks from the last big hit.

You go out for your series after Truthbisky's somehow managed a 10 point play, to silence from your home crowd, aside from the faint sound if AMeyer fellating Lunatic.


When you finally come to from your daydream you realize you just lost the NFC Championship and as per her request, your wife wants MitChad TRUbeastsky to borrow her for at least one night.

I don't know why but I loled so hard at this. Only OP could come up with something like this.

[Lunatic]

Oh OK cause there wasn't a backup QB in who hadn't started since early last season?

Yeah, put it all on that. How many points did the Giants score?

[bpatel82]

Yeah, put it all on that. How many points did the Giants score?

Less than Fitzpatrick scored on Aints at home..

[HoustonMiscer]

He is, that's what propels him to greatness.

Imagine you're Drew Brees for a second.

You sit there on the bench while Big Dick Mitch Trubisky breaks off huge runs and stretches the field to the sound of thousands of women orgasming in unison.

Then you realize you have a hairy centipede growing out your face and a neck like Meeting Hanks from the last big hit.

You go out for your series after Truthbisky's somehow managed a 10 point play, to silence from your home crowd, aside from the faint sound if AMeyer fellating Lunatic.


When you finally come to from your daydream you realize you just lost the NFC Championship and as per her request, your wife wants MitChad TRUbeastsky to borrow her for at least one night.

[MBisonSon]

Yeah, put it all on that. How many points did the Giants score?

Daniel fumbled 4 times and threw 2 picks.

3 of those fumbles were lost, so that's 5 turnovers.

Trubisky has NEVER had 5 turnovers in a game, I don't think he's ever had 4 either.

Now keep in mind the Bears were still a **** hair from winning.

So your stance hinges on the idea that Trubisky would have had by far his worst game ever, against the Giants.

Even you can't be dumb enough to think that but don't let me using logic get in the way of your delusions.

[bpatel82]

Daniel fumbled 4 times and threw 2 picks.

3 of those fumbles were lost, so that's 5 turnovers.

Trubisky has NEVER had 5 turnovers in a game, I don't think he's ever had 4 either.

Now keep in mind the Bears were still a **** hair from winning.

So your stance hinges on the idea that Trubisky would have had by far his worst game ever, against the Giants.

Even you can't be dumb enough to think that but don't let me using logic get in the way of your delusions.

He is THAT dumb.

[tekkenbruh]

That awkward moment when OP daydreams out loud.

It's honestly weird as fuk. The guy comes into random threads and posts psycho fantasies about other people. Creepiest thing since mvpshaq started posting about Lebron's kid

[Lunatic]

Less than Fitzpatrick scored on Aints at home..

Good job scoring 15 points on the sad Rams' defense. I forget how many we scored on them. Do you remember?

inb4 you ignore that and mention the defense

Daniel fumbled 4 times and threw 2 picks.

3 of those fumbles were lost, so that's 5 turnovers.

Trubisky has NEVER had 5 turnovers in a game, I don't think he's ever had 4 either.

Now keep in mind the Bears were still a **** hair from winning.

So your stance hinges on the idea that Trubisky would have had by far his worst game ever, against the Giants.

Even you can't be dumb enough to think that but don't let me using logic get in the way of your delusions.

Still lost to the ****ing Giants. The GIANTS.

I like how both of you morons ignored the Dolphins loss. How man yards did Osweiler put up on y'all? How many yards did Frank Gore put on y'all. Insults from you are ridiculously hilarious when you don't know **** about football.



LOL at either of you calling anyone dumb.

[YoungMetro24]

FitzPatrick hung 48 on Aints at home.. lmao..

Weeks 1 - 4 = extended preseason, everyone with a brain knows this.

[MBisonSon]

Typical Lunatic being an intellectually dishonest moron again.

The reason Patel is bringing up the Buccaneers is cause they're a "COMMON OPPONENT".

Say it with me: "comm-on opp-o-nent".

(Good job!!! You're doing great!!!)

What that means is when two different teams play against the same team.

You get a gold star for being such a good sport.

[CobyWan]

Typical Lunatic being an intellectually dishonest moron again.

The reason Patel is bringing up the Buccaneers is cause they're a "COMMON OPPONENT".

Say it with me: "comm-on opp-o-nent".

(Good job!!! You're doing great!!!)

What that means is when two different teams play against the same team.

You get a gold star for being such a good sport.

That's literally the incorrect way both words are broken down phonetically.


(Good job!!! You're doing great!!!)

[MBisonSon]

Wow at the ****ing nerd defense, dude's a guaranteed virgin.

My bad let me actually go look up the proper phonetic spelling.

Or your (I'm sure you think) genius retort was really a showcase for your autism.

[captaincuck]

Lol at putting unbiased in quotes. You post moronic **** and try to back it up with inaccurate statistics, which people have brought up multiple times. Your homerism is just retarded.



It's hilarious when OP tries to talk like he knows what he's saying when he had to ask other Chicago fans about his own team. He's already mentioned that he only watches Chicago games.

Why do you rep me and then spew this garbage. I missed Mahomes completion percentage one on a typo. I don’t make stats up, but ok. Just discredit the one guy using legit stats to support your own favorite team. Keep repping me and having a cow when I don’t rep you back. You have an illness and it’s pretty hilarious that your Username is Lunatic.

[tng83]

So? Giants game was 3 weeks ago. We beat Rams and Packers after that. I guess you didn't watch the games when grandpa Brees struggled against Cowboys, Bucs and Panthers. Lol @ thinking Brees can put up more than 10 points against bears.

Why do you act as if Brees needs to throw 400 yards and 3 TDs for the saints to win? In case you didnt notice, the Saints won against the Bucs and Panthers. The Bucs offense was pretty good and Carolina was at home playing to keep playoff hope's alive. And yet, we still won. Brees can throw zero TDs and the Bears can still lose. Lose in a 3-2 game and you're out the playoffs.

[MBisonSon]

The point you're missing is Brees played against fake news versions of the Bears

There is no defense that punishes QB's like the Bears do.

I'd imagine right now they have to be the best NFL defense in at least a couple seasons.

And before anybody throws up garbage stats like YPG, show me the stats that REALLY matter: dynamic plays.

Sacks, FF's, INT's, TFL's, etc.

That's how you measure a great defense especially in this era with these rules.

Bears are near or at the top for all them categories, some by margins that equal multiple game leads over the next best team.

[MBisonSon]

Brees doesn't need 300 yards and 3 TD's.

What he's gonna need to do is have a career day (in terms of not ****ing up) against the best pass defense in a few seasons.

LMFAO how Saints fans think that's some easy task, Rams fans thought the same thing.

[HockeyBacon18]

I honestly don't mind your posts in general as I do not care for all the timothy's and cuckoldry's in here following "sports forum etiquette" and trying to be "unbiased." I enjoy the vitriol and homerism, anyone who doesn't participate is a weirdo posting on here for strange reasons.


BUT


Am I supposed to be impressed with 3 sacks per game? That's not impressive to me. Saints have been clobbering QB's lately.

Bison thinks 250 yards with 2 tuddies is a "breakout game"

his standards are pretty low.

[lsiberian]

The point you're missing is Brees played against fake news versions of the Bears

There is no defense that punishes QB's like the Bears do.

I'd imagine right now they have to be the best NFL defense in at least a couple seasons.

And before anybody throws up garbage stats like YPG, show me the stats that REALLY matter: dynamic plays.

Sacks, FF's, INT's, TFL's, etc.

That's how you measure a great defense especially in this era with these rules.

Bears are near or at the top for all them categories, some by margins that equal multiple game leads over the next best team.

Jackson, Fuller, Amakura, Mack are definitely turnover machines this year. It'll be interesting to see if that translates to the playoffs.