The closest I got to getting hole this year... (Pathetic) (FA) (srs)

[Former300lber]

Lmao rekt

[Xzorroth]

never met in person?

doesn't count.

You can't determine REAL chemistry without being in their presence.
Just work on yourself bruh.

I met a girl, dated her for a month + helped her do homework, had her in my bed 3 times which she refused to escalate past dry-humping and made comments about not being my gf, then lost interest out of nowhere and told me she "doesn't have time for a relationship and she is moving."

but I also got a 4.0 GPA this semester, so there's that.

[Swood94]

What the fuk is that in between her legs in the pic?

Also, woodbang/10

[OLawdQuan]

Damn opie, I kinda know that feel. Hopefully next time around you'll be more perceptive to those warning signs that'll tell you if a girl is gonna bail on you or not. "Brb mom dying of cancer" pretty much translates to "I don't want to see you," srs. Sorry you had to learn the hard way.



Stay safe

[Techriding101]

she just wanted a text buddy so she got creeped the **** out when some rando is willing to fly to see her...the ****

[hardcore_rob]

shes married OP

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

Your ******* ass green letters aren't going to make reps come. How about you change the color so we're not hurting our eyes you bloody *******!

[ManletSuperior]

go back to /b/ , filthy neckbeard

[ShortDave]

What the fuk is that in between her legs in the pic?

Also, woodbang/10

I am not certain, but that looks like a dick cage. I don't think the OP would be in for a good time if they met.

[Xzorroth]

She sent me a pic with her bent around naked of her super tight baloon knot a$$hole tho

So you feel chemistry with any of the other random naked chicks on the internet you see? lol

[ibanez0720]

did you ask her what color her butthole was?

[Swood94]

I am not certain, but that looks like a dick cage. I don't think the OP would be in for a good time if they met.

Awfuk. Googled dick cage (lol no homo) and that is most certainly what it is. OP, I think you dodged a bullet.

Sloots gon sloot

[OnePostPony]

>I booked my flight, cross country (Florida to Washington).

u wot m8?

[OnePostPony]

I am not certain, but that looks like a dick cage. I don't think the OP would be in for a good time if they met.

Yep, its a chastity device. Her hubby was gonna fuark you OP

[HairyCrotchGuy]

Tfw fly across the whole country to get flaked on













































god damn son

[anonymous]

[mazimi18]

lmao @ 'getting some hole"

[WagerKing]

LMFAO. HERE IS THE TRUTH OP.

She's a fukin catfish, theres no way a FA gets that. There's no way a girl that hot would talk to someone across the country. She never flaked. She didn't want you to travel cross country to see her 5'4" 225 pound ass.

Just lol

[PenorBrahNoHomo]

Imagine having to settle for a girl who lives thousands of miles away and sends out pics of her balloon knot to men she's never met. Then you realise even she is too good for you.

[.aeterna]

Walt= ded
Jesse= free
Skyler = bitch
Flynn= bitch
Marie = bitch
Todd = ded
Jack = ded
Lydia= ded

[GreenEighteen]

You got catfished. Everything seems unbelievably typical of that behavior......thats why you get snapchat/skype/facetime before booking a ****ing flight across the country. You are dumb.

[izzyman321]

Walt= ded
Jesse= free
Skyler = bitch
Flynn= bitch
Marie = bitch
Todd = ded
Jack = ded
Lydia= ded

Lold at the accuracy of this. Reds get no respect hahaha

[WafflesBrah]

Walt= ded
Jesse= free
Skyler = bitch
Flynn= bitch
Marie = bitch
Todd = ded
Jack = ded
Lydia= ded

lmao

[Train57]

Walt= ded
Jesse= free
Skyler = bitch
Flynn= bitch
Marie = bitch
Todd = ded
Jack = ded
Lydia= ded

jane=ded

wouuld still smash corpse

[Xzorroth]

LMFAO. HERE IS THE TRUTH OP.

She's a fukin catfish, theres no way a FA gets that. There's no way a girl that hot would talk to someone across the country. She never flaked. She didn't want you to travel cross country to see her 5'4" 225 pound ass.

Just lol

probably this

[Train57]

oh my is this what they call

wrekt

[Gui524]

LMAO no one noticed the dick lock in the pic? OP was gonna be a cuck

lost it, nice trolling

[SoutheastBeast1]

>Met a girl. Funny, beautiful. Friendly with the right amount of ******* to her. Rough humour. She seemed FA as well.... Except for having a kid, which I was okay with.

>We clicked, texted daily and called almost daily.

>Sent me a pic with her bent around naked of her ultra tight baloon knot a$$hole

>I ended up asking if she wanted to meet up. She agreed while being flirty.

>I booked my flight, cross country (Florida to Washington). A short time later, maybe a week or 2, she suddenly changes. Starts being kind of distant, less friendly.

>I find out her family member had health problem, and that she wouldn't be able to do anything if I visited.

>I told her that I already booked the flight and it wasn't refundable so I'd probably not waste it. if she couldn't do anything I'd understand, but it would be nice if she could just meet up for coffee. She ended up calling me a stalker and not wanting me to talk to her anymore.

>>Good thing, actually met someone.

>>Bad, reminded of how alone I am

pic: ht tp:// i.imgur.com/zzcZflf.jpg

Edit: this is why I was going to fly all the way to meet her betas: ht tp:// snag.gy/nawWd.jpg

Didn't make it past here, ****ing lol

[ftbwtb]

you bought a plane ticket to see a girl you never met.


































lol

[idno]

that's a fine ass pawg