60% of Americans believe in Noah's Arc story. BIBLE BELT MISCERS, GTFIH

[kneeonbelly]

if there was no flood that size , explain why there are sea shells on mount everest?

also op, they believe they found the remains of noahs ark in turkey



u mad?

[LesterSHS]

if there was no flood that size , explain why there are sea shells on mount everest?

also op, they believe they found the remains of noahs ark in turkey



u mad?

believe are they certain about it

[Beliedat]

if there was no flood that size , explain why there are sea shells on mount everest?

also op, they believe they found the remains of noahs ark in turkey

u mad?

There's no argument that a giant flood could have been possible in human history.
There's no argument that some dude in turkey found the remains of an ancient boat.

These two pieces of information do little to support the notion that god told a man to build a boat and populate it with variations of every land based mammal to save their species from extinction via drowning.

U mad?

[BasedPrincess]

you wouldn't believe how fundamentalist and ignorant people are in America, it is truly sad..

[FeralBeast]

[Mike-anon]

if there was no flood that size , explain why there are sea shells on mount everest?

also op, they believe they found the remains of noahs ark in turkey



u mad?

Really?



Brb fresh water and sea water mixing, brb no ark can hold all the animals, brb gathered animals from the entire world, brb retards

[lsiberian]

While it may seem far-fetched. It's hard to really know what really happened. Certainly there have been floods big enough to appear apocalyptic for a group of people. It makes logical sense that an Alien might have warned a person he thought righteous of a flood about to wipe out a people group. Many civilizations are based near rivers. A major flood in ancient Iraq would have been majorly devastating. Instead of dismissing texts we should explore the stories and see what we can learn about our ancestors. We should always presume them to be wrong either. After all they have the same brains we do.

[FeralBeast]

lol this is pretty funny too

[mcbrainlegend]

You seriously believe a man was able to build a large wooden boat and round up thousands, wait millions, wait billions of different species of animal-one male and one female of each, and have them a) all fit on the boat and b) not kill and/or eat each other and Noah.


lolzz

[lsiberian]

Brb fresh water and sea water mixing, brb no ark can hold all the animals, brb gathered animals from the entire world, brb retards

Plate-tectonics is still a theory. An ark could hold the animals necessary for Human husbandry though. Certainly not all animals would be included, but it didn't take us long to breed poodles and pitbulls.

[wayprotein]

While it may seem far-fetched. It's hard to really know what really happened. Certainly there have been floods big enough to appear apocalyptic for a group of people. It makes logical sense that an Alien might have warned a person he thought righteous of a flood about to wipe out a people group. Many civilizations are based near rivers. A major flood in ancient Iraq would have been majorly devastating. Instead of dismissing texts we should explore the stories and see what we can learn about our ancestors. We should always presume them to be wrong either. After all they have the same brains we do.

please tell me what part of almost every species we have today survived because some guy put them on a boat sounds like it has any truth to it.

[AlphaSaiyan]

lol at religion.

[FeralBeast]

lmao some angry fundamentalist negged me

callin you out, Spazzzzy

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/Spazzzzy/

[TheDude1987]

Plate-tectonics is still a theory. An ark could hold the animals necessary for Human husbandry though. Certainly not all animals would be included, but it didn't take us long to breed poodles and pitbulls.

Where did he keep all of the fresh water aquatic animals?

[Mike-anon]

Plate-tectonics is still a theory. An ark could hold the animals necessary for Human husbandry though. Certainly not all animals would be included, but it didn't take us long to breed poodles and pitbulls.

Gravity is just a theory. Notsureiftrollingorfundieidiot.jpg Please don't tell me you don't "believe" in plate-tectonics. Is this actually a thing?

Honestly, ignoring even interspecies breeds (poodles vs pitbulls) because you somehow think that we took 2 generic "dogs" and recreated every breed, do you understand there are almost 9 million documented species on Earth, with an estimated 80% undocumented? (http://www.plosbiology.org/article/i...l.pbio.1001127)

Brb wooden boat.

[Getting_Cut22]

Truth or not, you know there are some places that indicates water submergence which could NOT have been possible without water filling up to the sky?

No there are not.

[mcbrainlegend]

Religion needs to stop.

lol at this christian nutter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf-wmuHgxMg


don't know how to embed

[JellySausage]

[Z0mgZ0rs]

lmao some angry fundamentalist negged me

callin you out, Spazzzzy

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/Spazzzzy/

What did he comment? Also reps to counter his ****gy time, religulous negs.

[Getting_Cut22]

I love the ****s who try to argue things happened in a different context. So you just agree the bible is just flat out, out of context, even when it was written. Great.

[ThomasBlake]

Yea I know but were there any Liger's on the Ark?

For those unaware, Liger's are a mix of lion and tiger. They are bred for their skills in magic....

[DerReise]

You seriously believe a man was able to build a large wooden boat and round up thousands, wait millions, wait billions of different species of animal-one male and one female of each, and have them a) all fit on the boat and b) not kill and/or eat each other and Noah.


lolzz

You seriously believe thousands, wait millions, wait billions of different species of animal-one male and one female of each, came from single-celled bacteria over thousands, wait millions, wait billions of years? That same bacteria that appeared on earth supposedly out of thin air and that is still around which we all are mere mutated versions of?

You're an oxymoron.

[wesbender]

You seriously believe thousands, wait millions, wait billions of different species of animal-one male and one female of each, came from single-celled bacteria over thousands, wait millions, wait billions of years? That same bacteria that appeared on earth supposedly out of thin air and that is still around which we all are mere mutated versions of?

You're an oxymoron.

good luck with your not being a retard goals in 2012

[kwah22]

why did the story of god begin 2000 years ago, while humans were alive for about 80,000 years? if you were born 80,000 BC - 1 BC you would have never known about jesus and God and all his storied like noahs ark, so 80000 years worth of humans are doomed. explain this?

notsureifserious

[Maiar]

if there was no flood that size , explain why there are sea shells on mount everest?

also op, they believe they found the remains of noahs ark in turkey



u mad?

you're dumb as sh-t(srs)

[CannibalJester]

i like the ancient aliens' explanation where they say the dna of each animal was taken and put in storage

[Maiar]

You seriously believe thousands, wait millions, wait billions of different species of animal-one male and one female of each, came from single-celled bacteria over thousands, wait millions, wait billions of years? That same bacteria that appeared on earth supposedly out of thin air and that is still around which we all are mere mutated versions of?

You're an oxymoron.

your stupidity is proof god doesn't exist.

[syoungs]

Im confused on the whole story, Where did the waters go when the flood dried up? did they magicaly dissapear? srs questions is srs.

[anonymous]

i believe






















































just kidding my iq isnt 60

[Younglifter16]

do you morans really believe in that story, when ancient civilizations/religions spoke of the great flood myth long before the bible? Pretty obvious that those who wrote the bible stole the ancient mesopotamian flood creation myth and ran with it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_myth