What do you you say to a chick you don't know?

[dan987]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

smart.

[DatsunKing1]

Pick out a topic, and chat it up.

IE: if you're at a party and the music SUCKS.

like this comes on



stand next to the girl and be like OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG. and act serious as ****. and look at her and smile. they might walk away, but most times they just laugh histerically.

act hurt and be like don't judge me... I'm having more fun than you at this party.

Typical girl responses

1. Why is that?
2. Oh really?
3. I doubt it, I have an adrenaline rush
4. F@#^ me right now.

Your possible responses

1. Cause I Am the damn party
2. Yes of course, are you challenging my party enjoying skills?
3. Are you using recreational drugs?
4. WOO!


Seriously, act like an idiot. don't be an ******* though. there's a fine line between it, women usually enjoy a guy that is a lot of fun and can "ease things up" during awkward times.


Never give a women what they want or expect... always try to work around it.

IE: Girlo you wanna sit here? Hmm lets sit here
You: Nah, I'd rather sit over there

Girl : [tries to hold your hand]
You : [ look at her real serious] um ... what are you doing... lol

after you stare for a while start laughing and say just kidding, or you can continue it and play along like you're "just friends" it will drive the girl nuts, I promise you.

-DK1

[Expendable]

that only works becuase your 155lbs and the girl is probably bigger than you. bumping into a girl at 280lbs has the result of epic failure.

probably

he is also a homo.

90% straight. sorry buddy

[MyNameIsBAMF]

You're at a bar, or a club, or a party. There's a chick you're interested in. How do you chat her up?

Let's see what kind of game you guys have.

[Xapien]

Just go up to her and say "Hey my name is sex, what's yours?"

[Tamandua]

I usually say what are your views on the sapir–whorf hypothesis?

[7upyours]

How much does a polar bear weigh?
(duno)
Enugh to break the ice....sup im <name>
lmao always makes me laugh, its that **** u'll probz get a laugh n can turn it round in a good way

but on the serious note, there is no set way, jus go with the flow...use iniciative

I posted that in another thread before.

[manofmany]

I like you're bangs

[Stud-Inc.]

Hey I don't know if u heard in the news, but my dick died And I would love to bury it in your ass

[Wizeguyz]

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth!
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Nice shoes, wanna F%#K?
You turn my software into hardware!
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!
I wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table!
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
What?s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?
How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) Whats wrong you don't like pizza?
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
So, do you have a new years resolution, I?m looking at mine right now.
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I'm like a video game, You can play with me all day long! 1
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed?
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
I'm gay, think you can convert me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
What has 2 legs in the morning and 4 legs at night (what?) You will tonight.
Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
Bond....James Bond
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed?
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
You wanna make babies? [No] Wanna practice?
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Can you lick your nipples?
[No] Can I?
[Yes] Can you show me?
Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long.
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Hi, I have big feet.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven!
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No] Then wink.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
You make me wish I weren't gay!
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
Hi, I?m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
I?ve heard it?s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
My ride left without me , can you give me one?
A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."
Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
You look familiar.
Hey, I'm new in town.

[rugby121]

i sit in the corner and stare, until she catches me, then i look away fast and pretend it never happened, but we both know it did and the awkwardness is noticeable, if she comes up and starts talking to me or asks if i was looking ill be all like "no.. (voice breaks and i seem like a douche)" so then ill try to blend in with the crowd until the party is over and i get a lift home, next day ill log onto the teen misc and tell everyone how i failed and then everyone will be all like "pull your dick out next time" or "she cant say no if shes dead", ill read a bunch of utter bull**** PUA stuff in the RH section, and preach it to clueless teens over the internet. (much like myself behind the e-sex god disguise), and ill be a virgin until i die a lonely death and say its by choice or lie and say ive had a billion super models at once so i don't seem like a loser.

the end.

Did not read.

Edit: but did read that wow strong 1st post ^^

[SnoCone]

"sup honey bunz....you like pop tarts?"

[Taco_bell_bulk]

90% straight. sorry buddy

nah, pretty sure you like to slurp the man juice, use the back door, take it from behind, Fudge Pack ect. ect. ect.

[Expendable]

nah, pretty sure you like to slurp the man juice, use the back door, take it from behind, Fudge Pack ect. ect. ect.

oh yesssss

[7upyours]

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth!
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Nice shoes, wanna F%#K?
You turn my software into hardware!
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!
I wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table!
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
What?s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?
How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) Whats wrong you don't like pizza?
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
So, do you have a new years resolution, I?m looking at mine right now.
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I'm like a video game, You can play with me all day long! 1
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed?
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
I'm gay, think you can convert me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
What has 2 legs in the morning and 4 legs at night (what?) You will tonight.
Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
Bond....James Bond
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed?
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
You wanna make babies? [No] Wanna practice?
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Can you lick your nipples?
[No] Can I?
[Yes] Can you show me?
Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long.
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Hi, I have big feet.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven!
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No] Then wink.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
You make me wish I weren't gay!
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
Hi, I?m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
I?ve heard it?s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
My ride left without me , can you give me one?
A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."
Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
You look familiar.
Hey, I'm new in town.

too many to read

[dunkalicious]

that only works becuase your 155lbs and the girl is probably bigger than you. bumping into a girl at 280lbs has the result of epic failure.

lmao

[batmanman]

ummm... maybe you guys should try a simple "hi"

[DriveMyWhey]

hahahahahahahahahah i lol'd so hard irl

[bottle_cap]

Be moar good looking

you can be the smoothest talker on earth, but you're not getting any pussy if you're ugly as ****

girls are more superficial than the teen misc is put together, even if they deny it

[wrestle445]

'accidently' bump into her and be like "woops, sorry" then she'll probably be like "thats ok". then you say "great party huh, anyway my name is ____, whats yours?" the rest is up to you. if shes annoyed from you bumping into her then be like "hey listen, lemme make it up to you somehow, want me to get you a drink?"

if its in a club, challenge her to a dance-off. afterwards be like "wow, you dance really good. i aint seen you around here before, whats your name?". the rest is up to you.

never heard such beta advice before in my life.

[Unst0pp4bl3]

take her drink, finish it, then say "guess i gotta buy you a drink now"

[Expendable]

never heard such beta advice before in my life.

yeah, i forgot to mention that you have to be a little good looking for that to work. sorry m8

[1111111111111111111111111111]

"Hi I think I used your pics to troll in the teen misc once. Small world heh?"

[GLHF]

"got a light?"
if she says yes
"u wana cut a cigarette?"
this will posible lead to going outside and then just bs it from ther

lol what is that drink ur drinking? (even if its obvius that its a Coors light, just say it)
its a _____
oh really? i wana try that soo bad! wher did u get it? (even if thers a 30 of Coors light on the table say it)
and then just bs it from ther

really it will be very hard to go with a pick up line just because it will look mad weird and u will come off as a loser. the best is just kinda fitting in with her... idk cant explain it. but most of the **** that was posted in this thread will not work.

[mx3639]

You're at a bar, or a club, or a party. There's a chick you're interested in. How do you chat her up?

Let's see what kind of game you guys have.

whats good, whats your name girl?

[MyNameIsBAMF]

whats good, whats your name girl?

i can see why your a virgin

[dunkalicious]

never heard such beta advice before in my life.

actually few of my friends use this kind of technique and it's pretty good. believe it or not

[GLHF]

actually few of my friends use this kind of technique and it's pretty good. believe it or not

beta techniques are very good in a lot of cases (VERY SRS)
idk maybe cause im still in hs or maybe cause the town i live in but this **** does work.

[kickinthepants]

You have the whitest teeth i have ever come across.

Could you introduce me to some of the more attractive girls here? (say to hot chick)

Nice shoes, lets ****!

Im going outside to make out, wanna come?

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

[MyNameIsBAMF]

You have the whitest teeth i have ever come across.