So I screwed this girl without a condom last night

**LanJai** · 05-30-2008, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by maurer

he pulled out dumbass

lol wut? i hope that you are joking.

**hausheer769** · 05-30-2008, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by USMARINE8152

I was good at the pull-out method to and I got a 4 year old son now. and its with my crazy ex-wife so just letting you know the problem with the pull-out method is that a girl can still get knocked up.

proof...the pull-out method works

...oh wait

**juice1348** · 05-30-2008, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by JabCross

pullout method doesnt work the 2nd time after you ejaculate b/c you have sperm from the previous ejaculation all over your dick dumbass. especially wearing a condom, it probably got smeared everywhere

Your in the RED, what would you know? Anywayyyssss...

It works...just wipe your dickk off after the first drilling.

**hausheer769** · 05-30-2008, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by maurer

he pulled out dumbass

do you know how a penis and vagina work?

**juice1348** · 05-30-2008, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by hausheer769

do you know how a penis and vagina work?

Believe me the 'pull out' works... The only problem is, I lose my motivation or self control when Im about to cum and I end up just blasting up in her...

The good thing is, Ive only gotten 3 chicks pregnant (and im 29 so thats solid) and ALL three had boyfriends (one had a husband) so she obviously blamed them and they had to PAY for the abortion...

Jeez guys, if you need any more advice pleaseee just let me know.

**sleukem** · 05-30-2008, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by SmoovJ

I met her at my friend's house party last night, took her back to my place and I fuccked her for a good 30 minutes and busted on her chest/tits twice. I had a condom on for the first round but didn't use one when I went at it the second time.
I was not drunk but a bit tipsy. I am not worried about getting her pregnant because I am good with the pull-out method. I dropped her off an hour after we had sex and that was it.

Sorry, no pics. I will try to get some next time I get with her. She texted me this morning to thank me for last night. WTF is she thinking me for?

Ur pretty smoov dawg!

**USMARINE8152** · 05-30-2008, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by hausheer769

do you know how a penis and vagina work?

wait wait dont tell me I know this one......um.....

**JabCross** · 05-30-2008, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by juice1348

Your in the RED, what would you know? Anywayyyssss...

It works...just wipe your dickk off after the first drilling.

LOL sperm is microscopic. thats like saying youre going to sterilize a needle after an hiv guy used it by wiping it with a napkin. read the wikipedia article.

**backinbusiness** · 05-30-2008, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by SmoovJ

I met her at my friend's house party last night, took her back to my place and I fuccked her for a good 30 minutes and busted on her chest/tits twice. I had a condom on for the first round but didn't use one when I went at it the second time.
I was not drunk but a bit tipsy. I am not worried about getting her pregnant because I am good with the pull-out method. I dropped her off an hour after we had sex and that was it.

Sorry, no pics. I will try to get some next time I get with her. She texted me this morning to thank me for last night. WTF is she thinking me for?

You were fine....

but then I bolded your problem. She has a good chance of getting pregnant. Round one = ALL GOOD as long as you don't blow....but you did and went for round two. You still have juice in ur dick.

So better pick out some names.

**USMARINE8152** · 05-30-2008, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by juice1348

Believe me the 'pull out' works... The only problem is, I lose my motivation or self control when Im about to cum and I end up just blasting up in her...

The good thing is, Ive only gotten 3 chicks pregnant (and im 29 so thats solid) and ALL three had boyfriends (one had a husband) so she obviously blamed them and they had to PAY for the abortion...

Jeez guys, if you need any more advice pleaseee just let me know.

...I hope your joking

**scrawny2studly** · 05-30-2008, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by juice1348

Welcome to my 'normal saturday night'....

No rubber FTW!

I need to do this more often. I am only bringing home 1-2 per month.

Originally Posted by IROCthe5.7L

She's pregnant and you have AIDS. Congratulations. Oh, wait, that's right, the pull out method is 100% effective!

Chill out bro. It's not like every girl has AIDS. Only a small amount of people are infected with this ****.

Originally Posted by juice1348

Hotness....CHECK! Thats all that matters bro. You did the right thing by drilling her with no rubber. AIDs is for flamers and druggies.

Yeah, I don't mess with ugly chicks.

Originally Posted by juice1348

If anything, you MIGHT, and I say MIGHT (small chance) get something like Chlmydia or Gonnerhea...both easily taken care of with a shot.

Like I said, those diseases are worth it if she was an 8 or above...

I hope I didn't get anything at all. No disease is worth having.

Originally Posted by USMARINE8152

dude I dont know last time I went commando with a girl my phone rang right after I had sex with her and a voice said "7 days"......just sayin.

I was good at the pull-out method to and I got a 4 year old son now. and its with my crazy ex-wife so just letting you know the problem with the pull-out method is that a girl can still get knocked up.

Maybe you forgot to pull out. I don't want a kid right now. No thanks. Abortion if anything.

**drpurple** · 05-30-2008, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by JabCross

LOL sperm is microscopic. thats like saying youre going to sterilize a needle after an hiv guy used it by wiping it with a napkin. read the wikipedia article.

the sperm would probably be dead by the time he got hard again anyway.

**juice1348** · 05-30-2008, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by USMARINE8152

...I hope your joking

Joking? why? It wasnt your girl bro, I dont even live near you...

Anyways.....

**USMARINE8152** · 05-30-2008, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by juice1348

Joking? why? It wasnt your girl bro, I dont even live near you...

Anyways.....

....Trust my "girl" wouldnt sleep with you so you can stop trying to act all e-cool like you are "the man".

**JabCross** · 05-30-2008, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by drpurple

the sperm would probably be dead by the time he got hard again anyway.

if sperm died that quickly, it wouldn't be possible for girls to get pregnant. sperm are designed to be able survive outside of the penis, genius. the semen fluid keeps them alive and all they need is microscopic amounts of it. im sure wiping it down would get rid of most of the sperm, but htere are hundreds of millions of them. pull-out, especially after you already ejaculated, is just ****ing stupid.

**juice1348** · 05-30-2008, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by USMARINE8152

....Trust my "girl" wouldnt sleep with you so you can stop trying to act all e-cool like you are "the man".

I didnt say she would, did I? Im sure she is a keeper and a good girl and I am happy that you found each other as you seem like a stand up gentleman as well.
I wish you both nothing but the best of luck!

**NY Money Mike** · 05-30-2008, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by backinbusiness

You were fine....

but then I bolded your problem. She has a good chance of getting pregnant. Round one = ALL GOOD as long as you don't blow....but you did and went for round two. You still have juice in ur dick.

So better pick out some names.

x2, this man is absolutely correct

**MFarrar74** · 05-30-2008, 10:02 AM

tell you what, im a bit nervous about this myself.. ive been pounding this girl i just met all week.. (no pullout) im setting myself up for disaster...

**matty_b_bop** · 05-30-2008, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by Cramerica

You can cum in her if she's on top riding you.

It's the simple law of physics, what goes up must come down.

umm yeah . . . sperm goes up, baby comes down.

**ricflaironpcp** · 05-30-2008, 10:04 AM

The text can mean two things.....

1)She is not promiscuous, and is texting you to say thanks because she does not get laid that often and therefore appreciates it more.

2)She has sex 4x a day. In order to feed this obsession of hers she needs to build a rather large cell phone contact list of different guys. Her replying to you saying "Thanks for last night" is the same as when you sign up for a website and they contact you and say "Thanks For Joining". She is simply confirming your membership to her vagina.

**oatdust** · 05-30-2008, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by SmoovJ

I met her at my friend's house party last night, took her back to my place and I fuccked her for a good 30 minutes and busted on her chest/tits twice. I had a condom on for the first round but didn't use one when I went at it the second time.
I was not drunk but a bit tipsy. I am not worried about getting her pregnant because I am good with the pull-out method. I dropped her off an hour after we had sex and that was it.

Sorry, no pics. I will try to get some next time I get with her. She texted me this morning to thank me for last night. WTF is she thinking me for?

I dont see too many posts from guys that talk like you do..

...probably because they are either too busy changing daipers or have passed away from the HIV.

BTW if youre "good" at the pull out method why use a condom at all?

**juice1348** · 05-30-2008, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by mattdubes

I dont see too many posts from guys that talk like you do..

...probably because they are either too busy changing daipers or have passed away from the HIV.

BTW if youre "good" at the pull out method why use a condom at all?

The last line is the question! Why use it? Seriously? I use a condom on hookers, thats it.

**Samantha905** · 05-30-2008, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by SmoovJ

I am not worried about getting her pregnant because I am good with the pull-out method. I dropped her off an hour after we had sex and that was it.

seriously your over 20 and dont know about pre-cum?

christ, im a 17 year old girl and i know that. she COULD be pregnant, you never know

**NJlifter88** · 05-30-2008, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Samantha905

seriously your over 20 and dont know about pre-cum?

christ, im a 17 year old girl and i know that. she COULD be pregnant, you never know

keep your pants on, samantha.

**oatdust** · 05-30-2008, 10:10 AM

i love how you call it "the pull-out method"

like its some sort of elaborate plan you thought up

**rf0t0** · 05-30-2008, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by LanJai

imo it is dumb to not use a condom when having sex with someone you just met. How do you know she doesnt have STDs? or that you will get her pregnant?

It's dumb but who the hell cares. It's dumb if said person gets mad when he finds out he has an STD or that he got a bitch pregnant. Now thats dumb.

**scrawny2studly** · 05-30-2008, 10:11 AM

If she gets pregnant ( which I highly doubt), she will get rid of it. I am going to keep seeing her for at least a month just to monitor that. We talked for a bit and this girl doesn't want a child any time soon. She said it herself. She's 20, college junior in business management with a 3.8 GPA.

**rf0t0** · 05-30-2008, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by cullumania

2)She has sex 4x a day. In order to feed this obsession of hers she needs to build a rather large cell phone contact list of different guys. Her replying to you saying "Thanks for last night" is the same as when you sign up for a website and they contact you and say "Thanks For Joining". She is simply confirming your membership to her vagina.

lawlz

**sleukem** · 05-30-2008, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Samantha905

christ, im a 17 year old girl and i know that. she COULD be pregnant, you never know

OH NOES!!

In before the Misc is flooded with requests for ******** noodz

**rf0t0** · 05-30-2008, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by SmoovJ

If she gets pregnant ( which I highly doubt), she will get rid of it. I am going to keep seeing her for at least a month just to monitor that. We talked for a bit and this girl doesn't want a child any time soon. She said it herself. She's 20, college junior in business management with a 3.8 GPA.

They all say they don't want a kid, it's their way of courting a guy. because no guy will lay with a bitch begging for a kid, unless its their wife.

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