It's like the Vampire Chronicles with less vampires and homo-eroticism.
It just goes to show what women really want.
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06-22-2012, 03:26 PM #31Registered User
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06-22-2012, 03:26 PM #32Registered User
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True dat.. Feminists need to spend less time thinking theyre important and more time suckin cawkkOriginally Posted by bov188
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06-22-2012, 03:28 PM #33Registered User
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that's a man....Originally Posted by briiii
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06-22-2012, 03:29 PM #34
Nice to see John Goodman is enjoying success.
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06-22-2012, 03:31 PM #35Originally Posted by arkansawboy
more like had plenty of experience from her weeks upon weeks masturbating and dreaming of a guy that can only be found in fiction.
lmao
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06-22-2012, 03:31 PM #36Honor, Courage, Strength
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On an unrelated note...
She's got good facial aesthetics.
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06-22-2012, 03:32 PM #37Man out of Time
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Saw this in a review on Amazon:
THE BUTT PLUG SHOWS UP!!!!!
I know some of you have waited in breathless anticipation, and you will not be denied! We also meet the flogger AND the cross is used AND the grid. Insert jumpy claps here. Christian and Ana continue to Know Each Other in the Biblical Sense in different locales, including - but not limited to - an airplane, a yacht, a couch, a shower, a bathtub, a picnic blanket and - thank GOD - the red satin bed in the Red Room of Pain.
so then there's that.Remember, no Russian.
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06-22-2012, 03:33 PM #38Registered User
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my gf ordered the trilogy, got delivered ad opened, and I was like, WTF is this chit
opened it to a random page, was talking about a girl getting fisted
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06-22-2012, 03:33 PM #39Registered User
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this is the only way to experience it
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06-22-2012, 03:34 PM #40Registered User
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06-22-2012, 03:34 PM #41Registered User
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He is because he is completely fictional. Nothing about the dude is even remotely realisticOriginally Posted by CSC92
Even his cliche sounding name 'Christian Grey' sounds like its straight from those cheesy romance novels.
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06-22-2012, 03:34 PM #42Honor, Courage, Strength
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Red Room of Pain? Hmm...THE BUTT PLUG SHOWS UP!!!!!
I know some of you have waited in breathless anticipation, and you will not be denied! We also meet the flogger AND the cross is used AND the grid. Insert jumpy claps here. Christian and Ana continue to Know Each Other in the Biblical Sense in different locales, including - but not limited to - an airplane, a yacht, a couch, a shower, a bathtub, a picnic blanket and - thank GOD - the red satin bed in the Red Room of Pain.Veteran U.S.M.C. Infantry (0331) / 2000 - 2004
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06-22-2012, 03:35 PM #43Registered User
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lol i so love this gif!Originally Posted by briiii
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06-22-2012, 03:37 PM #44
Lol at these moms. Great role models These slot ass moms are. No wonder these hoes are acting the way they do know. Look at the moms who are raising them to be "lady's". Lmfao. SMFH. Please go....
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06-22-2012, 03:37 PM #45Registered User
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this basically confirms that women are fuarking freaks and having their butt holes fingered makes them sopping wet, most of them just don't want to admit it.
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06-22-2012, 03:38 PM #46Registered User
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phuckin raped and lol'dOriginally Posted by coszero
"An independent woman is a contradiction in terms. For woman's chief want is to feel that she is wanted. Therefore it is that with women, cruelty is more easily borne than coldness. Indeed, It is astonishing how much downright cruelty a woman will stand from the man she loves or has loved. What women admire is a subtle combination of forcefulness and gentleness. If a woman has to choose between forcefulness and gentleness, always she will sacrifice the latter." - Arnold Haultain
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06-22-2012, 03:42 PM #47Registered User
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Originally Posted by CSC92
Just enthusiastically consuming pornography in an overstuffed polyester chair at a Barnes & Noble.
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06-22-2012, 03:42 PM #48beepboopbeep
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Brb self made billionaire at 26 .... 26!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by SpartacusNYC
Please tell me what I should change my major to so I can become a billionaire 3 years out of college... Enlighten me
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06-22-2012, 03:42 PM #49Registered User
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My last girlfriend would watch 'how I met your mother' and one reason she gave up for breaking up with me was 'I want to find my Ted'
Yes, women read this chit and watch movies and think the perfect guy will swoop them off their feet.
Attention ladies... Every guy has flaws.... You will never find the 'perfect' man... Get over it.
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06-22-2012, 03:43 PM #50morally flexible
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06-22-2012, 03:43 PM #51Registered User
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They told you you could become anythingOriginally Posted by bov188
become fictional"An independent woman is a contradiction in terms. For woman's chief want is to feel that she is wanted. Therefore it is that with women, cruelty is more easily borne than coldness. Indeed, It is astonishing how much downright cruelty a woman will stand from the man she loves or has loved. What women admire is a subtle combination of forcefulness and gentleness. If a woman has to choose between forcefulness and gentleness, always she will sacrifice the latter." - Arnold Haultain
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06-22-2012, 03:44 PM #52Honor, Courage, Strength
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In a magical make believe world... we're all billionaires.Originally Posted by bov188
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06-22-2012, 03:44 PM #53
“His head turns fractionally toward me, his eyes dark slate. I Bite my lip.
“Oh, **** the paperwork,” he growls. He lunges at me, pushing me against the wall of the elevator. Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in one of his in a vice-like grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his hips. Holy ****. His other hand grabs my ponytail and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine. It’s only just not painful. I moan into his mouth, giving his tongue an opening. He takes full advantage, his tongue expertly exploring my mouth. I have never been kissed like this.”
― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey
“His head turns fractionally toward me, his eyes darker then any miscers angus. I bite my lip.
“Oh, **** the warm-up,” he growls. He lunges at me, pushing me against the side of the squat rack. Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in one of his in a vice-like grip above my head. Holy ****. His other hand grabs the barbell and bicep curls it for a clean set of 12. He yanks the weight down, bringing my face up, and my lips too his angus. It’s only just not painful. I moan,pushing my tongue into the opening. He takes full advantage, unleashing a protein fart of a scale, this earth has never seen before.
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06-22-2012, 03:46 PM #54Registered User
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brb getting gf novel
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06-22-2012, 03:49 PM #55Registered User
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winningOriginally Posted by reluctant
"An independent woman is a contradiction in terms. For woman's chief want is to feel that she is wanted. Therefore it is that with women, cruelty is more easily borne than coldness. Indeed, It is astonishing how much downright cruelty a woman will stand from the man she loves or has loved. What women admire is a subtle combination of forcefulness and gentleness. If a woman has to choose between forcefulness and gentleness, always she will sacrifice the latter." - Arnold Haultain
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06-22-2012, 03:53 PM #56Registered User
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a lot of sloots on ******** getting moist over this book, would maybe download the audio book to try a new fap experience
but i swear women are like sheep, they just jump on the latest craze brb dumb bishes lolR.A.F.C
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06-22-2012, 03:54 PM #57Hala Madrid
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buy this book to carry around campus or to Starbucks.
read summary. get insta poon.ΩΩPresident of the Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey Royal Admiration Guild©©
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06-22-2012, 03:55 PM #58Banned
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I was getting my hair cut yesterday and all the ladies who work at my salon are whales. They were talking about that book... Here is the conversation
Whale 1 "50 shades of grey is soo good I need to find a man like that"
Whale 2 "oh really what is it about?"
Whale 1"the main guy is just so good he buys her a car and all this stuff ahhh he's so great."
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06-22-2012, 03:56 PM #59Chin up and stop crying.
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Can we stop quoting that photo,
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06-22-2012, 03:56 PM #60Registered User
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ITT: miscers jimmies are rustled because there girlfriends are slooting over Christian Grey in secret..
Sloots finna sloot
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