Game of Thrones - HBO Season VI Thread - No Book Discussion OR Spoilers!

[joshewwah]

No, because she probably needs to get a face from the house of black and white, and she's leaving for westeros

wtf

This whole time Arya has been in braavos, or w/e she is, has been a waste? She didn't even take a few faces with her back to westeros? kinda pointless that she never got any sort of powers

[The_Albatross]

Wouldn't surprise me if Syrio is alive and shows up in the final episode to save Arya from Jaqen.


Maybe he's the leader of the house of White and Jaqen is the leader of the house of Black?

Are you a potato? Jaqen only sent the waif after Arya because Arya failed to go through with the assassination. The faceless god was owed a body and he got the waif's. Arya effectively graduated from her training but decided the faceless assassin life ain't for her. There is no more Jaqen, its over.

[awwchit2]

gave me a lolzy imagined view of littlefinger riding in Tywin style

Why else would they show Sansa lie to Jon and writing a letter to little finger, and little finger telling that beta boy to go help his cousin.

he's either gonna come in right before or during the battle and save the day

[pWally]

Why else would they show Sansa lie to Jon and writing a letter to little finger, and little finger telling that beta boy to go help his cousin.

he's either gonna come in right before or during the battle and save the day

During while it looks hopeless for Jon's forces

[moonrakerelite]

Why else would they show Sansa lie to Jon and writing a letter to little finger, and little finger telling that beta boy to go help his cousin.

he's either gonna come in right before or during the battle and save the day

It's obviously gonna be just like The Two Towers...Starks vastly outnumbered, fighting their balls off, eventually they are overwhelmed and we get the "lets make one last charge....FOR HODOR!!!!!!!" and the sun rises in the west over the mountain on the third day, alas, Lord Baelish is there with the fkn cheekiest smirk on his face with the entire vale behind him. He rides down and pulls out his wizard scepter and blinds the Bolton army with a ray of light. The Bolton forces are then massacred. Sansa lets Pete grab her tit for saving their asses and life is happy again.

[awwchit2]

During while it looks hopeless for Jon's forces

That giant is worth at least 500 men though.

I dunno bro it would be too hunky dory for GRRM to have the Starks back in the north unscathed.

Rickon is as good as dead to even the Hollywoodness.

[CLandry]

Why else would they show Sansa lie to Jon and writing a letter to little finger, and little finger telling that beta boy to go help his cousin.

he's either gonna come in right before or during the battle and save the day

Imagine this face wielding a sword on horseback riding into the field of battle

[amidamaru]

not a fan of the latest episode... i mean some kool stuff happened, but the last 3 eps have been more of a downer....

i really hope the last 2 eps are full on and make up for it

[juvefan]

Kinda weird varys leaves right before mereen is attacked

Inb4 Daenarys feeds tyrion to her dragons. Imo would perfectly setup her going crazy

[MiscCEObrah]

Bump for Wizzerd Status.

Occam's razor boyo

I figured that was how it would be but my mind couldn't accept such chitty writing, I had to believe that there was a better explanation. Just have to accept that the GOT writers are hacks that can't make interesting plotlines without the guidance of GRRM

[Ice-9]

That giant is worth at least 500 men though.

500 men?
Wat? He's ~twice as tall as a man, and ~10-15x as strong. You may want to re-run your math on that one.

[Ausaric]

All of you Motherless fu*cks are nothing but Dickless Armchair Critics who SUCK at their job. Please cut your dick off.

You should all form a thousand-man Circle-Jerk and slit each other's throats upon completion. Then the world will finally be rid of your stupidity.

[Workout4ever]

They should build the giant wildling some armor + weapon

am i right or am i right?

[Psyllius]

Only good part this episode.

[SpicyCurrie]

The giant should just throw trees from the back lines.

Be a mobile fukkin catapult

[wickedman]

At least next week should be awesome, this was neck and neck with the first episode for the worst of the season. I almost started fast forwarding at the end. Lul at that sprinting your ass off and winning a fight after being VICIOUSLY stabbed a day earlier. And she seemed to be fine when she met Jaquen again too. AND the Faceless Men went from some kind of cool, unknown, secret society of assassins to running around the streets of the city Jason Bourne style with menacing grins trying to kill people. Was just awful and painful to watch. I imagine it was so bad because there was no Jon scenes to offset all the awfulness. The Hound was the only good part. They were due for a bad episode though, this was the first one since the first ep IMO.

[YesWayNoWeigh]

What was the secret the maester and cersei were talking about?

[WalrusOverlord]

That giant is worth at least 500 men though.

I dunno bro it would be too hunky dory for GRRM to have the Starks back in the north unscathed.

Rickon is as good as dead to even the Hollywoodness.

Thought the show wasn't following the book anymore so how does grrm play a part?

[stilllmatic]

that was some syrio forel **** when arya cut the lights out and slayed that bitch. definitely thought she was going to kill jaqen hagar too

[nvrstopworking]

500 men?
Wat? He's ~twice as tall as a man, and ~10-15x as strong. You may want to re-run your math on that one.

I'd say 10 men is a better bet.

Wasn't it 6 or 8 of men of the Night's Watch that killed the Giant King (at the Wall) while dying themselves?

that was some syrio forel **** when arya cut the lights out and slayed that bitch. definitely thought she was going to kill jaqen hagar too

stillplz. Arya has some skills now but Jaqen could probably still kill her in about .5 secs flat.

[WrinklyGrandma]

I was pretty sad that the mountain didn't kill all those monk dudes.
Just 1?
Why?

[iTunesBrah]

anyone else notice a lot more humour in this episode whether it was Tyrion and greyworm, the hound or the exchange between bronn and Pod.

[musti82]

looking at 6X09 trailer, my prediction.

-fiery war scene, jon looks alpha but knows he is gonna lose,
-just about to lose to Ramsey little finger army will come and save the day.

[Rows4lyfe]

What was the secret the maester and cersei were talking about?

Wildfire, most likely.

[Jattfusion]

What was the secret the maester and cersei were talking about?

this i couldnt catch as well!

[Psyllius]

Wildfire, most likely.

Lol, Cercei gonna finish what the Mad King started? BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!

[Mparserz]

Is it just me or does it seem like the episodes haven't been as well written since D&D aren't following GRRM's blueprints anymore?

This latest episode just confirms to me what I've been thinking for a while, D&D are going to write this show into the ground. I hope next season is their last because there's no way D&D can continue without daddy GRRM to hold their hands.

Anyway, regarding the episode, I thought it was one of the weakest of the season. They should have called it NOTHING MUCH, because that's what happens. The Hound's revenge was decent, but the whole Braavos storyline just seemed like one colossal failure. Just didn't do anything for me. Blackfish came back only to die off screen. Zombie Mountain only kills one Sparrow before the rest chickens out. And just when I think I'm gonna see Drogon fuk up some ships, nothing.

All of Tyrion's scenes are a fukking bore. I don't want to see anymore. All he does is talk and drink. The biggest failure of this episode is that there was no Jon Snow and the north. That is officially the only story worth telling now in the whole Game Of Thrones.

[Opportunist09]

Lol, Cercei gonna finish what the Mad King started? BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!

Would make sense that she intends to. Sets it up for Jamie to return, see she's lost her mind and have him carry out the witch's prophecy.

[iabs]

I get the feeling that this season has been all about the set up of alliances for the shiitstorm that's about to hit the entire world of GoT.

The Ironborn led by Yara and Theon are going to arrive to Meereen to find the city at siege by the masters, they will probably destroy their fleet and thus gain an alliance with Daenerys and she her ships.

The North can only realistically be saved by little finger, unless Ramsey is betrayed by one of the houses that used to be loyal to the Starks, maybe house Umber.

Cercei is in a pickle, no idea wtf she'll do, but if she dies by actions directly caused by her son Tommen, what will Jamie do?

[BigNik78]

The Waif is pretty damn hot me thinks...