***The Official US Army Thread*** 2nd Tour

[xduelx]

Brahs i did not know what to do last night, I almost wanted to kill my wife's cousin

So I was at the pizza place and this guy comes in, he sees my wife and hugs her. He is her first cousin but i never met him before. He goes like to me "i heard your a good kid and this is like my sister so if you do something blah blah blah" So I got this smirk on my face because it funny and asks me if i need money, shows me his gay watch and says it was $15k which i knew he lied about since my watch has real diamonds and was not even close to $15k Then he goes like "I heard you were in the army, i was too, i was at ft knox ground infantry mos 3F, what is yours?" I tell him "11b" so he kept asking me what my mos was since he did not know the code. Then he goes like "what's your rank" and i tell him, and then i loled inside when he said "i was a sgt when i started, then i became a general sgt, you should have called me to get paid more" i loled in real life and he goes to me "i got shot 5 times man" that is when i got pissed off so badly.

I turned so red, my wife was like "lets go" and the guy at the pizza place was telling me its not worth it but i wanted to kill him so badly. Then he comes out fallowing us and there were cops there so i couldnt have punched him, I am sure i will run into him sometime and i feel like i'm ganna rip his head off.

sounds like he was real life trollin. i hate guys like that.

[EMartNJ]

Brahs i did not know what to do last night, I almost wanted to kill my wife's cousin

So I was at the pizza place and this guy comes in, he sees my wife and hugs her. He is her first cousin but i never met him before. He goes like to me "i heard your a good kid and this is like my sister so if you do something blah blah blah" So I got this smirk on my face because it funny and asks me if i need money, shows me his gay watch and says it was $15k which i knew he lied about since my watch has real diamonds and was not even close to $15k Then he goes like "I heard you were in the army, i was too, i was at ft knox ground infantry mos 3F, what is yours?" I tell him "11b" so he kept asking me what my mos was since he did not know the code. Then he goes like "what's your rank" and i tell him, and then i loled inside when he said "i was a sgt when i started, then i became a general sgt, you should have called me to get paid more" i loled in real life and he goes to me "i got shot 5 times man" that is when i got pissed off so badly.

I turned so red, my wife was like "lets go" and the guy at the pizza place was telling me its not worth it but i wanted to kill him so badly. Then he comes out fallowing us and there were cops there so i couldnt have punched him, I am sure i will run into him sometime and i feel like i'm ganna rip his head off.

One of my buddies ran into a guy at the VFW like this, he snapped when the guy said "I'll shoot you right now" punched the guy in the neck and damn near broke his arm in an arm bar.

[sugicalmike]

3F Ground Infantry cannot even compare to the awesome power of the 3S Space Infantry!

[EMartNJ]

3F Ground Infantry cannot even compare to the awesome power of the 3S Space Infantry!

[bswoll]

I need some help choosing braches brah. So far I've picked IN, EN, MP, FA, then I got nothing. HALP!

[xduelx]

I need some help choosing braches brah. So far I've picked IN, EN, MP, FA, then I got nothing. HALP!

would you be open for some "support" branches?

[Muscleman2001]

Good evening, Soldiers. Where's that EOD tech at? I forget his name.

[EMartNJ]

Blumpkin, and that's a good question

[c0vjek]

I need some help choosing braches brah. So far I've picked IN, EN, MP, FA, then I got nothing. HALP!

3A brah, ground infantry.. you can make it SGT General so fast yo

[bluemarlinO4]

Blumpkin, and that's a good question

blumpkin isnt eod

[sugicalmike]

blumpkin isnt eod

Ground Infantry?

[bswoll]

would you be open for some "support" branches?

yeah i would, i mean you have to rank your "top 10" so i guess i gotta throw some support in there somewhere.

[05impalaSS]

Nuh, blumpkin is a 21B with an ASI.

I have an ASI "8"

Instructor Identifier.. its aight

[EMartNJ]

blumpkin isnt eod

Nuh, blumpkin is a 21B with an ASI.

I have an ASI "8"

Instructor Identifier.. its aight

Questions stands... where is he???

[xduelx]

yeah i would, i mean you have to rank your "top 10" so i guess i gotta throw some support in there somewhere.

medical support can be alright. thats the only support branch i know much about.

[dysfun0507]

I need some help choosing braches brah. So far I've picked IN, EN, MP, FA, then I got nothing. HALP!

im in the same boat...

IN, AR, EN, ADA (branch detail IN), MP, FA, OD

I really have no desire for anything else..

and for duty stations.... stewart, benning, carson, bragg, campbell, lewis, bliss

[05impalaSS]

Questions stands... where is he???

hes over here cleaning out my closet

[bswoll]

im in the same boat...

IN, AR, EN, ADA (branch detail IN), MP, FA, OD

I really have no desire for anything else..

and for duty stations.... stewart, benning, carson, bragg, campbell, lewis, bliss

I haven't thought of OD, I'll add that one. I'm hoping it doesn't come down to my 6-10 pick. I'm tracking on the same duty stations except Hood is in there(I'm from Texas, I know I know). What are your 4 overseas choices?

[ninjai_ruken]

and you still looked better than most NCO's around here.....sad sad sad

Fixed

[ninjai_ruken]

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -19 Outside, Without wind chill. ****in this Im going back to bed

[dysfun0507]

I haven't thought of OD, I'll add that one. I'm hoping it doesn't come down to my 6-10 pick. I'm tracking on the same duty stations except Hood is in there(I'm from Texas, I know I know). What are your 4 overseas choices?

vicenzia, camp casey, grafenwohr, and wiesbaden

[ninjai_ruken]

LT Stop Lurking

[sugicalmike]

LT Stop Lurking

You can't spell lost without the LT

edit:

Speaking of which, I just met the new PL. Not a seemingly half bad guy.... he seems to understand that we're not retarded and he himself seemssimilar as well, so this should be an allright transition for him.... I'd hate to have to break off the poor misguided lad out here in the desert

[bswoll]

vicenzia, camp casey, grafenwohr, and wiesbaden

i've in wiesbaden right now. it's about to grow x10 in the next 2 years so it'll be a boomin post.

[dysfun0507]

i've in wiesbaden right now. it's about to grow x10 in the next 2 years so it'll be a boomin post.

yea my old lady will be going to law school when i commission so being stationed conus somewhere down south would be ideal

[c0vjek]

Just got a call from Dept of Homeland Security for a job that i applied last july for Federal air Marshal

I want the job but also too much time away from home and my wife... damn in a sticky situation where i need to make a decision fast

[ninjai_ruken]

FAWK YA!!!!! Just got off the phone....a little hint pertaining to what im so excited about....Just Secured me a Open Slot! Someone must have dropped out! Hellz yeah...IM MOTHER FAWKING JACKED! I find out more details on Thursday

[khergan]

Sup Army brahs


Recently got promoted to squad leader...feelsgoodman.

[optimuspeterson]

Greetings from Western Afghanistan. Hows everyone doing?

[JohnDoeNumba1]

Sup brahs!! Only 5 more days left here on VBC.

Already changed my location in my stats.

Hope everyone is doing alright, stay safe!