that feel when your ex gf is dating someone known to have a large penis

[AkshullyizDaren]

am i the only one hard after reading that?

but seriously, I woulda freaked out and dumped the bitch when she put her hand on his. You dated her for another year?

same...as it always does

that just gave me a full blown erection

is it weird that i have a chubby... Repped for epic narrative

bon.rar

If anyone knows a website for erotic stories such as these please PM. Will rep tenderly. If it's against the forum rules, dont.

I have the weirdest boner right now...

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Fukkin lol

I got hard the first time I read that as well

[BHTGdogs]

Pretty sure that's the only reason I still get ass now that I'm fat as ****.

[nonamewut]

I'm 7.5" full force, the chances of any of those guys having a bigger dick than me are very slim

maybe they were thicker, im 7.5 aswell, its nothing crazy imo

[JoshSP1985]

Lmao I saw this thread title and new someone would post the big John story.

/was right

[BetaKnight]

Fukkin lol

I got hard the first time I read that as well

I think we all did lol but it left me in disbelief that he would stay with her for another year after witnessing his gf cheat in front of him like that. Very skeptical hippo. But either way it depresses me at the same time size matters and makes all the difference.

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Edit: ^^figured it was a copy pasta

[dallascowboys56]

I think we all did lol but it left me in disbelief that he would stay with her for another year after witnessing his gf cheat in front of him like that. Very skeptical hippo. But either way it depresses me at the same time size matters and makes all the difference.

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size matters but that story is obv fake. Probably written by a small dicked miser

[jebend]

Lol, No. I agree that its better to be handsome/toned than fat with a huge dick.. But everything being equal, 6 is a little shabby. 8 is the ideal with proportional thickness.

You're saying 8 inches is ideal but so few men have it that it wouldn't matter anyway (as in, 6 inches would not be shabby).


I'm perfectly happy with my ~6.75 length.

[BiigD]

lol who gives a phuck as long as youre average or above. All you miscers can boast about you 10" penors but i seriously doubt you have met a woman who can fit more than half of that in.

6.5" inch penor checking in.. never had a complaint, had girls tell me it was big (dumb sluts cant tell between 6 and 7 inches anyway)

if you are below 5,5" youre ****ed though... sorry

[Acal83]

In on thread where everyone measures their penis from their taint.

Lold at some of those repsonses to the big john story.

[aRCaNEbrah]

lol who gives a phuck as long as youre average or above. All you miscers can boast about you 10" penors but i seriously doubt you have met a woman who can fit more than half of that in.

6.5" inch penor checking in.. never had a complaint, had girls tell me it was big (dumb sluts cant tell between 6 and 7 inches anyway)

if you are below 5,5" youre ****ed though... sorry

strong name to post content bro

5.5 phuck man pls go

[KR3W1]

lmaod

[Trinidad1969]

Fukkin lol

I got hard the first time I read that as well

Which is very telling, fact is that men are far more obsessed with cocks and aroused by the sight of a large erect penis than women are.

True story, 100% srs, no broscience, this is actually a fact.

[DARIU5]

Ur size is solid and better than most, but if you are 8 you can hit bottom in girls which gives them cul-de-sac orgasms, an intense deep vaginal orgasm.

I hit the bottom anyways. Vags are only like 4 inches deep when they're not turned on, and expand to fit what's given. Doggy + '6+ inches' = you dun hit bottom.

[BiigD]

strong name to post content bro

5.5 phuck man pls go

nah you can get away with 5.5 brah but lettucebeefcereal if youre below that its going to be a cereal problem

[dallascowboys56]

Is the ideal physique.



Does that make this shabby?:



You're saying 8 inches is ideal but so few men have it that it wouldn't matter anyway.


I'm perfectly happy with my ~6.75 length anyway.

Marky Mark is not equivalent to a 6 inch dick.

[NUHusky14]

Someone aware me for reps on the official method to measure your dink size... I have never actually done it before

[jebend]

Marky Mark is not equivalent to a 6 inch dick.

I was being comparative, and stop changing the topic.

[Trinidad1969]

I hit the bottom anyways. Vags are only like 4 inches deep when they're not turned on, and expand to fit what's given. Doggy + '6+ inches' = you dun hit bottom.

Also major broscience surrounding female orgasms, all this talk of multiple different kinds.. No lol, there is one thing called an orgasm in both men and women and there is not much difference between the experience between men and women. The tissue that is stimulated to produce orgasm is pretty contiguous; in men there is the penis and this tissue extends through to the prostate which is accessed through the angus, in women it's the clit and in some women extends into the vaginal wall. There's no such thing as the g-spot etc. etc. There is just erogenous tissue in men and women that can be stimulated from different places to cause an orgasm. Of course there's the odd person who can orgasm through breast stimulation, erotic thoughts etc.

Everything I have just said is scientific fact backed up by massive peer reviewed studies that I am happy to dig out and cite for anyone who continues to believe the nonsense the sex advice, toys and porn industries churn out to make a profit. brb new something-"spot" every day and new magazine with instructions on how to find it and $50 toy you need to stimulate it. One of the biggest farces in modern medicine imo, because imo this falls under sexual health.



So the point being is that whilst men have by and large the same distribution of erogenous tissue, in women it's a lot more varied between them, so some women do not have tissue in the vagina that can be stimulated to orgasm whilst others do, and some find different parts of the vagina stimulating, usually the first 3rd, but yeah it might be the case that some women get a lot of stimulation at the very end of the vagina but 1) even a 5" can bottom out most women and 2) that's gonna be such a small minority of women that it would be pretty bizarre to obsess over being able to please them specifically.

There are size queens of course, and there was one (not great) study showing that there are women who find they orgasm more often with large cawks, but bare in mind this was a survey of about 100 women and it was a questionnaire that they filled out, and my inkling is that it's partly psychological (some women find large penises arousing, much less often than men though haha) and partly condition; a woman who uses large dildos or has had a boyfriend with a large penis becomes accustomed to the sensation, and there's a degree of stretching, and this makes them reliant on large penises in the future in order to achieve the same sensation and get their nut.

[jebend]

Someone aware me for reps on the official method to measure your dink size... I have never actually done it before

1)Get erection.
2)Place ruler/tape measure where the penor meets your body (on top of the penor)
3)Measure distance from where it meets your body to end of penor.

[Notoriousb1g]

I'm that guy OP,
if my ex's were with someone 'bigger' they would be getting nailed by a blue whale dong.

[dallascowboys56]

I was being comparative, and stop changing the topic.

Yeah exactly, is Marky Mark an 'average' physique?

And so what, who said ideal has to be common.

[PurpleDrankNJ]

Is the ideal physique.



Does that make this shabby?:



You're saying 8 inches is ideal but so few men have it that it wouldn't matter anyway.


I'm perfectly happy with my ~6.75 length anyway.

lol Marky Mark could slay anyone he wanted to. Facial and Body aesthetics that women like. You're crazy to compare him to Zyzz. Marky Mark is like a 12 incher compared to Zyzz. Women love dat dere Marky Mark to make the party start.

[proudmanlet]

I'm that guy OP,
if my ex's were with someone 'bigger' they would be getting nailed by a blue whale dong.

lol

[Notoriousb1g]

lol

yes yes, I've heard the stories you cheeky bugger.

but I'm 17 and am right on 10x6. lemme finish growing and I might be proud manlet status..

[proudmanlet]

yes yes, I've heard the stories you cheeky bugger.

but I'm 17 and am right on 10x6. lemme finish growing and I might be proud manlet status..

just messing w u giant brah and also just I can relate to what u said just don't grow anymore in height I mean dayum

[FalconPunchBrah]

Proudmanlet always enter penis threads lol

[SydneyJunkie]

I hit the bottom anyways. Vags are only like 4 inches deep when they're not turned on, and expand to fit what's given. Doggy + '6+ inches' = you dun hit bottom.

what does hit bottom mean? inb4 virgin

the best part about not being 8 inches is being able to go BALLS DEEP without hurting the chick

[diminishedlogic]

Also major broscience surrounding female orgasms, all this talk of multiple different kinds.. No lol, there is one thing called an orgasm in both men and women and there is not much difference between the experience between men and women. The tissue that is stimulated to produce orgasm is pretty contiguous; in men there is the penis and this tissue extends through to the prostate which is accessed through the angus, in women it's the clit and in some women extends into the vaginal wall. There's no such thing as the g-spot etc. etc. There is just erogenous tissue in men and women that can be stimulated from different places to cause an orgasm. Of course there's the odd person who can orgasm through breast stimulation, erotic thoughts etc.

Everything I have just said is scientific fact backed up by massive peer reviewed studies that I am happy to dig out and cite for anyone who continues to believe the nonsense the sex advice, toys and porn industries churn out to make a profit. brb new something-"spot" every day and new magazine with instructions on how to find it and $50 toy you need to stimulate it. One of the biggest farces in modern medicine imo, because imo this falls under sexual health.



So the point being is that whilst men have by and large the same distribution of erogenous tissue, in women it's a lot more varied between them, so some women do not have tissue in the vagina that can be stimulated to orgasm whilst others do, and some find different parts of the vagina stimulating, usually the first 3rd, but yeah it might be the case that some women get a lot of stimulation at the very end of the vagina but 1) even a 5" can bottom out most women and 2) that's gonna be such a small minority of women that it would be pretty bizarre to obsess over being able to please them specifically.

There are size queens of course, and there was one (not great) study showing that there are women who find they orgasm more often with large cawks, but bare in mind this was a survey of about 100 women and it was a questionnaire that they filled out, and my inkling is that it's partly psychological (some women find large penises arousing, much less often than men though haha) and partly condition; a woman who uses large dildos or has had a boyfriend with a large penis becomes accustomed to the sensation, and there's a degree of stretching, and this makes them reliant on large penises in the future in order to achieve the same sensation and get their nut.

dead wrong about that bro.

females havea ton of different orgasms in fact no 2 are alike. ever ask them?

they can have clitoral vaginal g spot cul desac even cervical body head orgasms

study your chit brah

[jebend]

Marky Mark to make the party start.

We used to mix hen' with Bacardi Dark

Yeah exactly, is Marky Mark an 'average' physique?

And so what, who said ideal has to be common.

I deleted the marky mark thing, admittedly it was a steaming pile of horseschit.

I'm not saying that 6" is ideal, I'm just saying that it's not shabby by any means.

[Trinidad1969]

dead wrong about that bro.

females havea ton of different orgasms in fact no 2 are alike. ever ask them?

they can have clitoral vaginal g spot cul desac even cervical body head orgasms

study your chit brah

Mate, I study actual sexual science and anatomy, partly as part of my career, partly as a personal interest in facts over the chitty garbage fiction that is spread around the internet, lifestyle magazines and sex "therapy" courses by 65 year old ex-****s with 3 foot long grey hair in a tie die t shirt.

Srsly I am so bored of the bizarre fictional world of misinformation out there surrounding sex, I guess it's been there throughout history in all sorts of weird forms but what doubly pisses me off now is that it's largely pushed for profit.

Anyway, you believe what you like but if you ever want to know the reality then http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed where you can find everything from how to give yourself multiple orgasms with prolactin antagonists to an analysis of the chemical composition of female ejaculate confirming that it's piss.