Dumbest thing you've done while drunk?

[DavidDuke2012]

Me:

* Driven to McDonald's blacked out
* Unprotected sex (in b4 babynames.com)
* High doses of illegal drugs ...... Not sure how I survived
* Texted my boss
* Emailed my boss
* Texted girls embarrassing chit
* Taken an exam (Got the minimum passing grade lol)

You?

[WhiskeyBent3]

stabbed a dude with a trident

[krazedxboi]

a loooooooooooooooooot

-blacked out driving (inb4 loony)
note: i fuarkin hate drunk drivers with a passion and in hindsight hate all my idiotic times drunk driving
-when playing pong with a few mates, one of which is a miscer i was fuarkin around and doing body squats as distraction. miscer mate asks me 'do you even squat?' so i took my pants off and started flexing quads at everyone
-stole some sloots food at the bar, box of wings, walked around town eating the wings and offering them out to random ppl on the street
-biched out one of my good friends for no real reason
-all kiiiiiiiinds of embarrassing drunk texts

[DavidDuke2012]

-stole some sloots food at the bar, box of wings, walked around town eating the wings and offering them out to random ppl on the street

I know this feel, bro. You have no idea how much vandalism and theft I've committed while drunk.

[herculez09]

-apply for the army, and when the recruitment officer called me the next day they got my messagebank which says 'hi you've reached big papa, i'm probably high or recording right now'
-email my uni lecturer saying i wanted a hot girl in our class and for him to hook me up

[uncreative123]

I know this feel, bro. You have no idea how much vandalism and theft I've committed while drunk.

This.

I remember one night after a friends birthday dragging a bunch of 'road closed' signs and some road block barricades onto a two lane street closing it off. The funniest thing about it was that we closed it off not at an intersection but right in the middle of the road- which was also separated by a median with tress n **** so you couldn't even turn around. People were driving in reverse for like two blocks before they could turn around. It was right across from his apt. so we sat there and watched and it provided lolz for quite awhile. Finally some drunk pissed off dude rolled up, got out of his car, kicked all the **** over and drove over it while bitching the whole time. Absolutely hilarious.

[iaintmadatcha]

-apply for the army, and when the recruitment officer called me the next day they got my messagebank which says 'hi you've reached big papa, i'm probably high or recording right now'
-email my uni lecturer saying i wanted a hot girl in our class and for him to hook me up

lol. how did the second one work out?

[herculez09]

Getting the nickname 'the stallion' to catch on when I moved onto college, has stuck for 3 years

[herculez09]

lol. how did the second one work out?

He was pretty good about it, said that I should just be nice if I approach her but he can't do anything else haha.
It was in Italian class though so whenever he asked questions about love and girls he directed them at me though

[Danbrahh]

- busting to take a dump while walking home so did it on some randoms driveway and wiped ass with undies lefr it all der

[G T]

-Drove up the wrong side of a major road past a cop car while blacked out. Lost my license for 18 months.
-Last night walked into these girls apartment who I met in the lift, even got one of them to come back to my apartment then passed out in front of her (glad I didn't do anything she was a 4/10 I was getting desperate).
-Muttered jibberish countless times to people when I've been way too drunk.
-Rang people up, forgot who I was speaking to, kept repeating myself.
-Told a girl we should get married, didn't remember, was blacked out.
-Passed out naked under a glass table in front of everyone.
-Stripped naked in front of a chick to try and get with her (don't remember this).

[sixfootsix]

one time my friend went to piss in a creek, he fckin fell down the steep embankment about 2o feet. I Had to drag his ass out and call an ambulance w his dick out

[somanykittens]

Rode down some stairs on a Swiss ball.

And when I say rode, I mean, sat on for the first step and then fell the rest of the way on my face

[Hallowed666]

drove
Got arrested
Physical fight with a stranger. Yes hair pulling.
Tons of crap fast food eaten.
Got a tattoo.
I don't know what I did but when I came to the next morning my Roommate was gone. As in moved out. As in never came back.
Numerous injuries one required stitches
Misplaced personal valuables including cell phones, wallets, and cash.
Throw up in bed. In My grandma's guestroom.
I was once infamously kicked out of a bar called "The Library" in SLO by Chuck Lydell who bounced there while I was in collegse


I don't drink anymore

[sixfootsix]

drove
Got arrested
Physical fight with a stranger. Yes hair pulling.
Tons of crap fast food eaten.
Got a tattoo.
I don't know what I did but when I came to the next morning my Roommate was gone. As in moved out. As in never came back.
Numerous injuries one required stitches
Misplaced personal valuables including cell phones, wallets, and cash.
Throw up in bed. In My grandma's guestroom.
I was once infamously kicked out of a bar called "The Library" in SLO by Chuck Lydell who bounced there while I was in collegse


I don't drink anymore

lol former slo brah, you gotta be really shiitty to get kicked out of the library!

[Lunatic]

Driving while drunk = dumbest

Doing typical stupid drunk thing

Stinking my foot in a fire and end up losing 1/2 my big toe because someone said I wasn't real. That's what chugging yager and finishing off a case of beer in less than 30 minutes with a friend will do to ya.

[clungebrah]

classy people














































please... stay safe

[nocluebro]

masturbated in front of like....55 prison inmates




















not srs






















not srs

[zer0time]

masturbated in front of like....55 prison inmates




















not srs






















not srs

def srs

[Hallowed666]

lol former slo brah, you gotta be really shiitty to get kicked out of the library!

Los Ranchos Elementary
Laguna Junior High
SLO High School
Cal Poly
Cuesta
Cal Poly

I was yucky as ****. He was gentle with me LOL. Got arrested that night for drunk in public. I have never been arrested sober...

[somanykittens]

masturbated in front of like....55 prison inmates




















not srs






















not srs

2 nots do make a def

[ignorebitches]

Dumbest thing I've done while drunk?

Your mom.

[yeahnoiknow]

public urination

pretty tame

[Sebenza]

Almost proposed to my now ex-gf. Thank Jebus that one of my mates was able to intercept me before I got down on one knee.

Srs.

[RiYelir]

Robbed a kid for a QP of ganja and the cash he had on him like $300ish.


Karma caught up with us , and I ended up getting jumped by 4 Tongans two weeks later. Stitches, 3 broken ribs, fractured jaw.

[Vrunkelinch]

not safe

[Gherhes]

Told op that i love him




















































































I love you op .

[Tha big kahoona]

Bouncer told me club was full so took 20 steps back and sprinted towards him and tackled this sh!t outta him. And by tackled the sh!t outta him i mean i completely missed and faceplanted the wall behind him

[DavidDuke2012]

Bouncer told me club was full so took 20 steps back and sprinted towards him and tackled this sh!t outta him. And by tackled the sh!t outta him i mean i completely missed and faceplanted the wall behind him

hahah nice.

[DavidDuke2012]

Let's see what else ....

* Texted a girl "i want to have sex chance with you" whatever the **** that means
* Did like 2 grams of "Coca-Cola" in like 1 hour
* Made stupid ******** statuses about how I hate liberals
* Texted a girl "Wanna come watching Breaking BAd Season 5 with me???" randomly lol