Dealing with Douches

[k9pit]

I was wondering if any of you have any advice how to deal with this guy... I just started classes and I've been talking to a this hot girl, we sit by each other in classes and there is an obvious attraction, on the second day of class or so I asked her to go to lunch and since these guys I met at orientation were near I asked them too, one of them invited this guy who was alone and at the resturant he went into full on douche mode, he talked the enitre lunch only telling stories about himself and his girlfriend and just did not shut up, it is obvious I am trying to get this girl and now everytiome Im around this group since we all sit in assigned seats next to each other he makes fun of me and cockblocks the **** out of me, thing is he is pudgy and I could physically destroy him in like two seconds but I'm trying to react calmly, any idea for how I can deal with this cockblock and focus on this girl?

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[DYTrainer]

Sorry I literally joined today and didn't know how to find the appropiate forum to post

Probably should have been a warning sign if you are unable to find an appropriate place to start a new thread, then this site probably isn't for you. I'm going to assume you are in college, time to work on your critical thinking skills. Also, stop whining.

[thomasmagnum]

thing is he is pudgy and I could physically destroy him in like two seconds but I'm trying to react calmly, any idea for how I can deal with this cockblock and focus on this girl?

You made the right decision by not physically destroying him.
Challenge him to a Pants-Off Dance-Off. At this point "it's on." If you manage to serve him, he'll disappear and the girl will immediately start fellating you.

[JJones1090]

You made the right decision by not physically destroying him.
Challenge him to a Pants-Off Dance-Off. At this point "it's on." If you manage to serve him, he'll disappear and the girl will immediately start fellating you.

Ah how silly of me. I forgot to mention the pants-off dance-off. Easiest way to solve the problem. Practice in the mirror; remember to go about it with enthusiasm and smiles, as dancing with one's pants off is a most joyous occasion.

[StrengthTrainin]

OP destroy him, then pee on his face while laughing.

[yyy111]

Ok thanks for all the advice guys and once again sorry for posting on the wrong thread, I will be contributing to bodybuilding, this was just on my mind when I joined. Today I ignored the guy twice when we were in the halls, two classes later he was commemting on my shoes and telling me how cool he thought they were. I asked the other guys to come to lunch with me and the girl because I wanted to be nice and including to them, I guess I should have only asked her. I asked her if she was going to a bar thing the school is putting on on friday, she said yes and asked me if I'm going. I wonder if i should have invited her to something else more private or at the thing ask her to do something alone. Thanks for all the help.

[StrengthTrainin]

Ok thanks for all the advice guys and once again sorry for posting on the wrong thread, I will be contributing to bodybuilding, this was just on my mind when I joined. Today I ignored the guy twice when we were in the halls, two classes later he was commemting on my shoes and telling me how cool he thought they were. I asked the other guys to come to lunch with me and the girl because I wanted to be nice and including to them, I guess I should have only asked her. I asked her if she was going to a bar thing the school is putting on on friday, she said yes and asked me if I'm going. I wonder if i should have invited her to something else more private or at the thing ask her to do something alone. Thanks for all the help.

Seriously, do something with the two of you. Not dinner and a movie. Girls hate generic bs. Figure out something fun that she doesn't do often if at all as long as you think she'll like it.

[yyy111]

Ok I guess my strategy at this point is to tell her yeah I'll see you at the function and I was wanting to check out some of the bars downtown, do you want to swing by there after the function. She does seem smart and cool so I'm not going to screw it up! Honestly guys I do appreciate the help.

[StrengthTrainin]

Ok I guess my strategy at this point is to tell her yeah I'll see you at the function and I was wanting to check out some of the bars downtown, do you want to swing by there after the function. She does seem smart and cool so I'm not going to screw it up! Honestly guys I do appreciate the help.

Is she smart? If she is she'll think your trying to get her drunk so you can hit it.

[chazzy1864]

Is she smart? If she is she'll think your trying to get her drunk so you can hit it.

If she doesn't think he is trying to hit it, then she is either fugly or she thinks of him as sexual as a candle.


Sounds like both of you overthink the hell out of this.

[yyy111]

****, yeah I'm just trying to be social not trying to get her drunk, she is pretty smart, honestly I am trying to hit it but not trying to get her drunk to do it, I guess I just have to behave normally I didn't even think of this

[DYTrainer]

If she doesn't think he is trying to hit it, then she is either fugly or she thinks of him as sexual as a candle.


Sounds like both of you overthink the hell out of this.

This sums up OP pretty clear:

[StrengthTrainin]

If she doesn't think he is trying to hit it, then she is either fugly or she thinks of him as sexual as a candle.


Sounds like both of you overthink the hell out of this.

Thats why I landed them back in the day. I out thought the competition.

[chazzy1864]

****, yeah I'm just trying to be social not trying to get her drunk, she is pretty smart, honestly I am trying to hit it but not trying to get her drunk to do it, I guess I just have to behave normally I didn't even think of this

Invite her out for drinks. Go have a blast. Srs.

[yyy111]

Ok commencing with inviting her out, I'll ask her tomorrow in class, hope it's not too late, its been around a week, I think the timing is good, thank you sirs for the help.

[ChairManMao82]

become more massive than him then crush him like the puny bug he is

[yanki01]

wtf happened in here?

[Orlando1234977]

he talked the enitre lunch only telling stories about himself and his girlfriend and just did not shut up, it is obvious I am trying to get this girl and now everytiome Im around this group since we all sit in assigned seats next to each other he makes fun of me and cockblocks the **** out of me

Hithim with a bat

[TrentonD23]

Handle it like a man, no need to be super confrontational. Just tell him to to stop talking crap, no need to give him an ultimatum just yet.

[CodyFoe90]

Just laugh it off.
Don't act tough as then the girl may see you as the bully...

[globalukk]

You don't need to ask her out on any big date, that would be a mistake because as soon as a girl thinks she is on a date her mind enters a different mode and she will start to put up resistance, play hard to get etc.

Just invite her for a coffee after class and then start to do what you would do on a date anyway, make her laugh etc. and make sure you begin to escalate physically as soon as possible starting with a little touch on the arm when you are talking to her, playful hugs e.g make a joke about her then laugh and say haha only kiddin" - playful hug etc. if you don't begin physical escalation she will never think of you sexually and you will just end up in the friend zone forever.

Also if you have escalated correctly there will be no awkward moment when you go in for the kiss it will all seem like a natural progression, or maybe she will even initiate it herself.

If you are seeing her regularly around the uni there should be no reason to go anywhere else or spend a penny on her to get what you want you have plenty of opportunities to work the magic, e.g coffee, lunch, in the library etc.

[FawkCardio]

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[Cuongpham]

OP you sound like a phucking douche and a hardkunt yourself, btw i could destroy your sorry ass in 2 sec aswell stupid 12 yrs old.

[GinjaNinja85]

You don't need to ask her out on any big date, that would be a mistake because as soon as a girl thinks she is on a date her mind enters a different mode and she will start to put up resistance, play hard to get etc.

Just invite her for a coffee after class and then start to do what you would do on a date anyway, make her laugh etc. and make sure you begin to escalate physically as soon as possible starting with a little touch on the arm when you are talking to her, playful hugs e.g make a joke about her then laugh and say haha only kiddin" - playful hug etc. if you don't begin physical escalation she will never think of you sexually and you will just end up in the friend zone forever.

Also if you have escalated correctly there will be no awkward moment when you go in for the kiss it will all seem like a natural progression, or maybe she will even initiate it herself.

If you are seeing her regularly around the uni there should be no reason to go anywhere else or spend a penny on her to get what you want you have plenty of opportunities to work the magic, e.g coffee, lunch, in the library etc.

You sound like a dating book lol. OP go out. Have fun. Be interested in her. Be interested in yourself and what you talk about. Be clear that you fancy her via genuine compliments. Gauge interest. Nail if possible. Move on if not. The end. Oh, and stop being a complete and utter manlet.