ITT: Things That make a girl undateable

[Dan.]

then why did you write it? and probably, I dont play basketball just stand next to me and see the same woman on your mind laugh at you

bitches are shallow bro. I wouldnt be worried "brah". We probably attract different types anyways. More importantly though. I could ball over you in b-ball. You would be embarrassed at 6'3 you should know how to handle the rock.

[Greg14]

A penis

[CptnAwesome]

- left wing republican

wat

[Dan.]

Oh and one more thing...WTF is up with girls wearing these shorts that go up past their bellybuttons and hanging inside of the pockets out?! ****s weird.

[cawkmaster12]

u mad i still pull hoes at 5'7? Never had that exact words pulled on me before. Just an example. (I bet i could ball over you in basketball too) Suck deez nuts you coward!!

lol calm down bro

[SeekDestroy]

unintelligent

What's wrong with country?

[Goomoonryung]

wat

[Trinzler]

If they smoke

[Clives_Bicep]

one that doesnt know how to cook....fuk that

[aceroa]

hate to say it, but toe thumbs

[Azn_Asian]

Lack of intelligence or not adequately educated

Oh and one more thing...WTF is up with girls wearing these shorts that go up past their bellybuttons and hanging inside of the pockets out?! ****s weird.

High waisted shorts are worn to give the illusion that they are more slim than they actually are. I've noticed a lot of muffin-tops wearing these but I don't mind because they're kinda stylish.

[feelsg00dmayne]

Three things which girls say that translate to "RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN"

1) I am different from other girls
2) I don't get along with other girls
3) I hate drama

Stay safe brahs.

[Azn_Asian]

Three things which girls say that translate to "RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN"

1) I am different from other girls
2) I don't get along with other girls
3) I hate drama

Stay safe brahs.

Holy ****ing **** ****, so much this. ****ing this.

[FitoBro]

Selfishness is the worst one. It won't bite you until much later in the relationship. Too many of us overlook it for a nice ass.

^ this

[BigFoigg]

Girls who say "it's easier for me to make friends with guys than girls!"

Girls who have more guy friends than girl friends

Girls who can't have fun without getting smashed/high/rolling. Girls that always have to party.

Materialistic girls

Girls who don't respect their parents

Self-proclaimed "I'm a b*tch! (and I'm proud of it)" girls

Girls who've cheated/slooted around with past BFs

[demadio]

1.) reputation as being a slut/getting around (I rather not be your bf when you decided to "change")
2.) Previous cheating
3. STD's
4. Wants someone to act like her daddy and pamper her
5. ****ty attitude, mood swings, childish behavior

brb 4/5 are qualities of too many women

[redux33]

- Ex issues ( been screwed over twice by girls re-connecting with ex boyfriends)

Phucking this, jesus christ.

[SipNPiz]

-Drug addict or was a drug addict (drug addicts will do anything for their drugs meaning sucking and ****ing randams)
-hair were there shouldn't be
-annoying laugh or voice , **** that's the worse srs

[Dan.]

lol to be honest though. Theres no way a girl without at least 1 of the listed flaws exsits. If she does i would love to meet her! but ya i cant tell you how many girls I know **** with roxies (blues). I live in Florida and theyre allll strung out. Druggies are a huge no go.

[bonercoaster]

Having dirty feet especially if wearing flip flops in the summer srs

[SipNPiz]

- no drive/goals
- stupidity
- cigs
- drugs
- drinks to get drunk
- can't cook
- right wing republican
- drama queen
- ghetto/redneck
- hipsters
- preppy
- overly materialistic
- princess syndrome
- only listens to country music
- bad teeth
- hairy
- skinny
- fat
- flat chested
- pancakes
- no hips

Time to Update your sig to forever alone crew

[saluted]

When their ex is still in the picture, they're an ex for a reason.

Just happened to me, lulz.

[Dan.]

lol calm down bro

lol i wasnt being serious my man. Idk anyone who would tell someone to ''suck deez nuts you coward'' although If i heard someone say that irl, id probably wanna be his friend.

[JeannetteEmigh]

Farts in their sleep
Every other word in a sentence is 'like'
Speaks in that tone where the end of the sentence is a higher pitch than the beginning.

Lmfao!!

[Dan.]

When their ex is still in the picture, they're an ex for a reason.

Just happened to me, lulz.

same bro, and there aint no lulz about it. Its like..why the **** are you gonna talk to me and lead my ass on if you cant get over your ex? Thats probably one of the worst things ever. I think guys have an easier time getting over old gf's. Girls are way more emotional espeically if it was a long relationship, even if he treated her like ****. Ill never get it.

[NORCALpump]

- Fat
- Pancakes
- Ugly feet
- Messed up teeth
- Smoker (although I may be able to overlook this depending on how well we get along and how much she smokes...)
- Stupid
- No goals or not ambitious
- Too many guy friends
- Drinks too much
- Doesn't like to go out
- Goes out too much
- Not into fitness (doesn't have to be a health nut but at least hits the gym on a regular basis)

[Acetate]

is it hypocritical if i dont want her to smoke (cigs) but yet i do??

[Brakh]

based off of this thread i have come to a conclusion fellas... we are fuked.

[Jaypwns]

Has a penis

[jcant]

is it hypocritical if i dont want her to smoke (cigs) but yet i do??

Sure, but that's not a bad thing. I drink/party a lot and I don't want a girl who does that because I have experience with the girls who do drink/party.