Annoying black cat in my yard. What should I do misc?(VERY SRS) (PIC)

[wnc817]

You've already warned the neighbor. If it is being a nuisance, kill it.

[Janemba8888]

strong roid rage

No. I'm countering the stupid posts. You come into my topic and flame me? I'll damn well return the favor. End of story. Now please take the stick out of your ass and shove it down your throat so that you can choke on your own stupidity.

[Brrcats]

spray it with the hose, it will stop coming back

[tvr123]

I am officially calling a neg train on this ******* OP

[surf junkie]

Capture it with a fishing net and bait, take it down into ur dungeon and torture it for a week until dead. then give it back to the owners.

^ That seems to be what most of the misc would do





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but really, just tell it to piss off.

sometimes the neighbors pit bull comes up to my door when Im cooking inside. she looks nice, wagging her tail and friendly, but im still gruff and tell it to piss off, because i dont want it hanging around and definitely would never feed it or show it any sort of attention.

[Ace Thedics]

Stupid analogy. Cat's eat squirrels, birds, etc. Squirrel's only eat seeds. Birds can find seeds and other **** in other places.

Can I smash your head against a brick wall now? So you can get more brain damage?

Really?

Because I have personally seen squirrels eating dead birds.

You are trying to enforce boundaries on an animal that lurks by nature.

[Janemba8888]

As already mentioned. Buy yourself a can of cat repellant and spray it around the yard. You're so phucking good with google. Give it a go.

It won't effect the other animals around my yard right? It's exclusive only for cats.


Since you brought up the point, I assume that you are mentally competent enough to tell me what the best brand is?

[Janemba8888]

Really?

Because I have personally seen squirrels eating dead birds.

You are trying to enforce boundaries on an animal that lurks by nature.

It's still sucks. Squirrels in general(atleast the ones where I live) do not capture and eat birds.

The specific cat is a PET. Therefore it shouldn't be in MY area. You'd have a point if it were wild. But it is a house cat who was sent OUT of his house to live outside. I feel for the cat and it's a bad situation, but I do not want that specific cat in my yard.

I am officially calling a neg train on this ******* OP

Because apparently, not wanting certain animals in your backyard that belongs to your neighbor is a bad thing.

STFU with your ugly ass physique.

[ForeignBrah]

[devil_s haircut]

You'd better murder your entire neighbor's family, burn their house to the ground, then find the cat and throw him into the burning wreckage of their home. How dare they?




(not srs)

[Vexidi]

Squirrel's only eat seeds.

Squirrels will eat baby birds out of the nest, as well as any unhatched eggs.

[Janemba8888]

You'd better murder your entire neighbor's family, burn their house to the ground, then find the cat and throw him into the burning wreckage of their home. How dare they?

(not srs)

Good. Because it reeks of stupidity.

[Janemba8888]

Squirrels will eat baby birds out of the nest, as well as any unhatched eggs.

I've yet to see any baby birds in my area. I've yet to see them eat any birds in my yard. I'm sure it happens but I'm not there to see it. It does not effect me. The squirrels in my area do not get in the way with the birds in my yard.

So it's still a terrible anaolgy regardless. Which was my point.

[Winter52]

lmao you know you have alot to do when your biggest concern is a fuking cat walking around your yard

[Mitttch]

Are you actually being cereal? It's a cat, you don't want an animal in your backyard? Its nature, its outside... how the hell is a cat meant to understand that something is your property. To a cat, outside is outside.

You don't want this animal is your backyard but you don't mind that you have chipmunks running around your garden, unless you have a life threatening allergy to cats, that makes 0 sense what so ever.

[Janemba8888]

Capture it with a fishing net and bait, take it down into ur dungeon and torture it for a week until dead. then give it back to the owners.

^ That seems to be what most of the misc would do





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but really, just tell it to piss off.

sometimes the neighbors pit bull comes up to my door when Im cooking inside. she looks nice, wagging her tail and friendly, but im still gruff and tell it to piss off, because i dont want it hanging around and definitely would never feed it or show it any sort of attention.

Lol if the cat even spots me it immediatly runs away. But when I turn my back for awhile, I usually see it.

The hose idea is interesting. I'd hope it wouldn't come in my hard again if that happens.

[Mebinger]

You should probably eat the cat, you sadistic ****ing prick.

[kevdaddo]

This thread is hilarious.

Lighten up OP wtf is wrong with you

[BrostateGland]

Call animal control, they will give you a trap.

Trap the cat, then take it to the pound. This happens all the time, 100% legal.

Misc cat people: your cats simply cannot be on others property without consent. Your cat is actually an invasive species, it is not natural at all.

[Janemba8888]

Are you actually being cereal? It's a cat, you don't want an animal in your backyard? Its nature, its outside... how the hell is a cat meant to understand that something is your property. To a cat, outside is outside.

You don't want this animal is your backyard but you don't mind that you have chipmunks running around your garden, unless you have a life threatening allergy to cats, that makes 0 sense what so ever.

It's a NEIGHBORS cat. It's supposed to stay in the house or on THEIR property. Leaving it outside leaves it vulnerable to being hit by cars, eaten by predators, taken by other people, etc

It seems your brain is too small to understand I do not want a neighbors cat in my hard. And honestly? The chipmunk statement is stupid as hell. Chipmunks don't pose any danger at all. and why the **** would I want a CAT to eat the animals in MY area? Eat it in your own property.

[SH00K1]

You guys arw ****in *******s. Them ******* cats go on peoples property and piss n shyt everywhere catz don't go in my back yard cuz my dog would tear that bitch up. OP if there's a specific spot that cat goes to just spray a whole bunch of bleach. Fuk that piece of shyt I wpuld even throw shyt at it like limes srs

[big__chris]

-buy a dog
-release into yard
-...
-profit??

[Dense]

lmao you know you have alot to do when your biggest concern is a fuking cat walking around your yard

This.

Plus he keeps calling his parent's property, "my property."

OP is 13.

[Mr.NoPrint]

skin it and hang it from a tree. its not your fault its black

[Janemba8888]

This thread is hilarious.

Lighten up OP wtf is wrong with you

Your existence is what is wrong with me. I cannot stand to bear that ugly individuals like you exist

You should probably eat the cat, you sadistic ****ing prick.

ITT: Not wanting your neighbors cat in your yard that you paid for, makes you a sadistic prick.

Go to hell and off yourself. Seriously. I'll be waiting for you

lmao you know you have alot to do when your biggest concern is a fuking cat walking around your yard

No. It's walking in my yard and eating the animals around it.

Reading comprehension. You need it.

[Fibrahs]

it's not your property, it's your parents' property, you loser. Time to unlatch from your mother's hairy ass nipple and get a life, bro. And by bro I mean never my bro

[Starred]

While you may see this as a problem OP, you have to question whether investing time and effort into this is actually worth it. If it takes a shiet it's probably gonna be somewhere where you can't even see, and then it will just degrade.

[jamie93]

negged.

How is the cat doing harm to you. it is just being a cat. let it do its thing.

edit: realised its a troll thread

well op, its a **** one

edit2: if it isn't a troll thread, the fact i thought it was, genuinely shows how crap the thread is.

[penance3]

OP my cat is outside right now, probably on someone else's property.


umad?

[Janemba8888]

This.

Plus he keeps calling his parent's property, "my property."

OP is 13.

LMAO. You were here since 2005, yet your arms still look like balls of ****.

The property line you just spouted is irrelevant. My parents don't want the cat in the yard either. I'm not 13 as well. Though If I were, I'd be glad to be kicking the asses of so called "24 year olds" who don't get the fact that not everyone wants their pet dogs or cats in their yard.