Should i go to this party tomorrow night??

[ThomasBrah]

Im black and a friend wants me to go w/him and drink w/him tomorrow night at a friends house. Theres going to be alot of people getting yucky. Only...i dont drink (srs) i just dont like the taste of alcohol. And i dont smoke (scared of teh cancer) so the only reason i could think for me going is to:

1.Show up somewhat late, by that time the sloots will be drunk
2. Dress nice. The drunk sloots who are crushing on me will come on to me?
3. I get a bj in my jeep
4. Proft. I go home a sober and happy man

^^Hows my plan looking? Ive only been to one other white ppl party and i was just kind of chilling the whole time. People were basically playing beer pong or talking in groups or w/e. The only potential problem is some guys rule out the BBC simply because im black. Strong old fashioned thinking. But on the other hand theres other white girls who specifically go for black guys. Thoughts??

[evojoeix]

Dont worry im sure there will be some overweight white women there for da brothas, thats what you guys like right?

[ThomasBrah]

I dont discriminate brah. I actually prefer the slender ones though. Sucks though...some white girl told me if i wasnt black she would deff date/do horrible nasty things to. Feelssomewhatbad but meh

[cinnawaffls]

Just go brah. You dont have to get yucky as phuck at every party. Meet some people and have a good time, get out of the house on a saturday night.

[CannMann21]

im heading out to a big azz uni tomorrow night. frat houses n' dorm parties, gonna be a ra-ra-rowdy cat!

moral of the story, just go. its a saturday night, have some fun brah. if you no likey, you can always just leave, no?

[Zacharyy]

yolo.

[KoCorl]

loosen up and fuking party.

[CubsGuy17]

loosen up and fuking party.

best advice I've heard all day

[vanbroeK]

Im black and a friend wants me to go w/him and drink w/him tomorrow night at a friends house. Theres going to be alot of people getting yucky. Only...i dont drink (srs) i just dont like the taste of alcohol. And i dont smoke (scared of teh cancer) so the only reason i could think for me going is to:

1.Show up somewhat late, by that time the sloots will be drunk
2. Dress nice. The drunk sloots who are crushing on me will come on to me?
3. I get a bj in my jeep
4. Proft. I go home a sober and happy man

^^Hows my plan looking? Ive only been to one other white ppl party and i was just kind of chilling the whole time. People were basically playing beer pong or talking in groups or w/e. The only potential problem is some guys rule out the BBC simply because im black. Strong old fashioned thinking. But on the other hand theres other white girls who specifically go for black guys. Thoughts??

Lol. Just go, stop worrrying.