Girl I went out with adds me on fb, post #7 decides my message to her.

[JohntheDstryr]

[4ToTheFloor]

I was scared of facing the reality and when I met u, I felt a connection between us and I didn't want to **** things up

[TallForAManlet]

inb4 emily commits hari kari.

[Ryanast]

Imagine she gets tested and confirms that she is HIV positive.

Jakes would be on you OP.

this thread brought to you by M. Night Shamalan

[Teh-Gr8-Ze-brah]

in b4 she goes and has sex with some guy with Aids to make whoreself feel better.

[TallForAManlet]

you should completely switch it up on her now. "Did I say Aids? I meant ADD!"

[paulm82]

"Since we both got AIDS we can stop using condoms."

[mulattoTim]

Success.1

[Bulkasaurus]

Imagine she gets tested and confirms that she is HIV positive.

Jakes would be on you OP.

pls respond

[4ToTheFloor]

I used a condom that night, it ripped a little as usual, so I don't think u got ALL of the aids.

[DiogoPT]

lulz

[CheekyRunt]

this thread brought to you by M. Night Shamalan

What a twist!

[heavyliftset]

Ok, the only way to make this end nicely is to start talking on and on about Magic Johnson. Post lifetime achievements since da aids.

"You know, Magic has car dealerships, a charity, he endorses the democratic national party, etc, etc, etc, you see, its not so bad. We could own a car dealership. I know about cars. You are kind of poor right so you can do the charity thing. I don't really like politics but thats no big deal'.

She'll be like WTF

[Theocritus]

Dat bish better respond quickly

[Bulkasaurus]

Ok, the only way to make this end nicely is to start talking on and on about Magic Johnson. Post lifetime achievements since da aids.

"You know, Magic has car dealerships, a charity, he endorses the democratic national party, etc, etc, etc, you see, its not so bad. We could own a car dealership. I know about cars. You are kind of poor right so you can do the charity thing. I don't really like politics but thats no big deal'.

She'll be like WTF

LOL THIS.

Start spurting into random **** about his stats and rivalry with larry Bird.

[ronpaul3046]

LOL THIS.

Start spurting into random **** about his stats and rivalry with larry Bird.

this

[91degrees]

[volunteer10]

inb4 OP gets sued for negligent infliction of emotional distress and attaches us all a co-defendants.

[yesn10]

u suld probably stop the joke before **** gets srs and how come she didnt call i know i wuld if someone told i have aids

[BTTB3]

Hit her with this next

The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity.
So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

[oe7Leo]

Tell her to pepper her anus immediately, because the capsaicin in the pepper will kill any live viral particles.

PEPPER HER ANGUS> AND/OR VAGINA>

Be as srs as possible.

[WestAfrica]

Thread was ruined by "lol". Why the fuk would you put that????

[4ToTheFloor]

U should go with something really ignorant about AIDS after she responds

Something like:

U know, you weren't the only person that I slept with during that span, so it's not even like all of you could've gotten the AIDS. It could be either you or the 2 other girls

[Tovixz]

[Teh-Gr8-Ze-brah]

LOL THIS.

Start spurting into random **** about his stats and rivalry with larry Bird.

This, someone type up something about this.

[soliduparrow]

Hit her with this next

The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity.
So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

this is perfect for the situation

[oe7Leo]

U should go with something really ignorant about AIDS after she responds

Something like:

U know, you weren't the only person that I slept during that span, so it's not even like all of you could've gotten the AIDS. It could be either you or the 2 other girls

Say that AIDS affects 1 in 5 people. So, it's most likely one of the other 4 girls i slept with that night.

[JohntheDstryr]

Ok, the only way to make this end nicely is to start talking on and on about Magic Johnson. Post lifetime achievements since da aids.

"You know, Magic has car dealerships, a charity, he endorses the democratic national party, etc, etc, etc, you see, its not so bad. We could own a car dealership. I know about cars. You are kind of poor right so you can do the charity thing. I don't really like politics but thats no big deal'.

She'll be like WTF

She replied, then hit her with this:

[TallForAManlet]

You should prob stop now before sh*t gets too serious.

[cawkmeat]

lmao at op calling her poor, epic