A 20 year old girl asked me if boogers/phlegm were some sort of discharge leaking from your brain.
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07-29-2011, 11:54 PM #31Registered User
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07-29-2011, 11:54 PM #32King of Stretch Marks
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Had a kid at the gym who "packed on 30 lbs of mass" tell me this. Kid must have been like 160lbs at the absolute most. He was benching 135 for like 3-5 reps while telling me that I'll get fat if I stop lifting and I'll lose all my gains as I deadlifted 375x2 at 220lbs about 15% bodyfat. Lol.Originally Posted by BrahTech
Cliffs: a lot of people think this.
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07-29-2011, 11:55 PM #33Registered User
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Every woman says stupid sh!t.
Even my mom does. I call her out on it just to make her feel dumb.
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07-29-2011, 11:56 PM #34Registered User
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back in like grade 10, in geography,
teachers mentions something about gravity.
bish says "Isn't that the stuff they use to make roads?"
class bertstare/laugh
tries to cover it up but makes it worse by asking
"who invented gravity?"
never asked a question again.
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07-29-2011, 11:56 PM #35Registered User
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Saw something about bats on TV
Friend: Did you know blind people use sonar so they don't run into walls
Girl: *makes beeping noises at wall*
Girl: I can't tell if it's working
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07-29-2011, 11:57 PM #36JosefRakichFitness.com
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"OMG you even have muscles on the back of your arms" (serious)
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07-29-2011, 11:58 PM #37Banned
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jakes on you op, currency debasement is the usual way for countries to get out of unsustainable debts
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07-29-2011, 11:59 PM #38Bang Bang Skeet Skeet
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I overheard ghetto chicks arguing....
"nikka you dumb a quadrilateral has 3 sides"The sad part about my post's is that they never get recognized and no one reads them or reps me but it's great because now I can say whatever I want....sharkeisha NOOO
I'm also a Comedian , don't take it so seriously
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07-30-2011, 12:05 AM #39Registered User
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she must be very pretty.Originally Posted by MP45Ninja
"Discipline and self-control. Acquire some - profit." -juliacheh.
"How do you stay motivated?" - "I don't really understand the question? You just do it."
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07-30-2011, 12:07 AM #40Registered User
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Not so much what she said, but this one girl in high school tried to use a hole punch on her hair, and actually thought there would be a "hole" in he hair, and was confused when it just gut her hair
inb4 miscers from my high school aware her on my post
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07-30-2011, 12:08 AM #41Registered User
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Had a girl in 10th grade ask if Germany still controlled France when we were talking about WW2. Lol politics + women is damn right.
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07-30-2011, 12:08 AM #42Banned
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you guys know how they say pregnant women have this "glow." My friend took it literally and asked if they really glow (as in light)
diff. girl
in physics we were making small cardboard boat models. I was trying to convince this girl that if she cut some holes in the bottom of her boat it would be light/faster. at first she didnt take it but after a minute of pushing it on her she asked "really?" this girl is known for being dumb. I was thinking "notsureifsrs" but answered "no."
also earlier in the year this same girl asked something about an invisible force field surrounding objects when we were talking about magnetic fields. even the teachers mind was blown at the stupidity
and 200% profit
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07-30-2011, 12:08 AM #43Registered User
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once I heard a girl say she helps make her boyfriend cum so he doesn't get acne. I wasn't sure if she was serious but if I can find a bitch that dumb maybe I'll try it
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Dont eat for a month till ur about 130 pounds with no muscle. Go shop at ambercrombie and fitch, buy $80 shirts, $120 dollar pants, and $50 dollar thong sandles. Jell ur hair up like a pretty boy. Dress like a flaming homosexual. Have your parents buy you a bmw. And most importantly walk around like you have a dik up ur azz and talk with a lisp...You do that and you'll get more beaver than a mountain man
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07-30-2011, 12:09 AM #44Registered User
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This. It's truly mind blowing how stupid the average woman is.Originally Posted by BombDonald
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07-30-2011, 12:10 AM #45Registered User
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07-30-2011, 12:12 AM #46Registered User
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Was at work one day when I got a frantic call from my GF. She tells me that there's smoke coming from the engine of her new Civic. So I tell her not to run it until I get there. I leave and get to her and ask her how it happened
Her: "I don't know, I just filled it up with Diesel a few hours ago"
Me: "Diesel?"
Her: "Yeah, it was cheapest today"
Me: "You do know your car doesn't run on diesel, right?"
Her: "I dunno, aren't all engines the same?"
Me: jackiechanheadfullof****.jpegQuest to 100K
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07-30-2011, 12:13 AM #47Banned
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some bish questioned me about working out, basically waste of time, im going to lose it all later anyways and get fat etc.. i was listening to her like notasinglefukwasgiventhatday.jpg
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07-30-2011, 12:14 AM #48Registered User
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another from staberella
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07-30-2011, 12:16 AM #49Banned
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hahajjaaa
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07-30-2011, 12:17 AM #50Registered User
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Holy phuck. Strong math skills.Originally Posted by mmaoz
another from staberella
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07-30-2011, 12:18 AM #51Next goal - 154lb @ 8%
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my ex's friend thought tongues could grow back like lizards tails
my ex thought our lungs were made of bone..If you have any questions at all go here - http://www.formspring.me/Asinima
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07-30-2011, 12:19 AM #52Get ripped or die mirin'
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Seriously? No ****ing way.Originally Posted by mmaoz
another from staberella
srs
piitB?
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07-30-2011, 12:23 AM #53Poster of the Year 2011
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[img]http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-********-fails-a-fail-in-any-language.jpg[/img]
edit: this thread is blowing my mind
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07-30-2011, 12:24 AM #54Banned
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"i dont like working out, it's boring"
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07-30-2011, 12:27 AM #55Banned
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other planets dont exsist
wtfdidyoujustsayLast edited by bigboybigtits; 07-30-2011 at 02:18 AM.
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07-30-2011, 12:37 AM #56Get ripped or die mirin'
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What was her reasoning for this?Originally Posted by bigboybigtits
srs
piitB?
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07-30-2011, 12:41 AM #57Tall Asian
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Sitting in AP Gov going off topic about some world discussions senior year of high school. Teacher is talking about continents and some bish raises her hand and says. "but since Africa is a country that would make the Sudan and Uganda cities right?"
Teacher:
Me:
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07-30-2011, 12:42 AM #58Registered User
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a girl once said "no"... learned quick that a dead girl can no longer say "no".
W moich zylach plynie Polska krew.
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07-30-2011, 12:44 AM #59Short for a Manmore
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Do you know how many women back up into garages a week?
You are your thoughts. Life is perception, thoughts are perception, perception is reality ergo thoughts are reality, I think therefore I am.
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07-30-2011, 12:45 AM #60On the path of increase.
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It's a much shorter list and easier to answer: "What are some intelligent things you've ever heard a female say?".
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