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08-05-2005, 02:36 PM #1Registered User
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What is the DORKIEST looking car?
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08-05-2005, 02:41 PM #2But I only wanted to tone
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Whatever car you're in
HahahahahahahahahGreen: It's the new Red
Let's just pray we're still allowed to vote in 2012.
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08-05-2005, 02:46 PM #3Registered User
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lol what do you drive?Originally Posted by Viking22
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08-05-2005, 03:32 PM #4
im going with pink polka-dot geo metro on 4 spare donut tires.
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08-05-2005, 03:35 PM #5Annoying Middle Easterner
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Whatever Nicole2005 drives.
The middle of the road, is tryin to find me
I'm standin in the middle of life with my pains behind me
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08-05-2005, 11:27 PM #6All around athlete
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99 contour
a f*cking 99 ford contour thats turd brown. wanna know why that is the dorkiest car i drive???? its because i let my girlfriend borrow my 97 jeep grand cherokee laredo that was lo-o-o-o-o-aded one night. she stopped by to see me at work and as she was pulling out of the lot she flipped it in the ditch. she was only going prolly 5 mph but she FLIPPED my jeep. it looked like a turtle on its shell sitting there. it didnt have much damage but they totalled it anyway something about it needed a new roof. now im stuck with a 99 contour that my rents pull behind their rv. its okay tho in the long run my avalanche comes in two weeks.
"revenge is not a valid motive...no not vengence....PUNISHMENT"
5'10
190 lbs
"the can cans"
can run, can jump, can throw, can hit, can shoot, can dodge, can dive, can slide, can takle, can catch and most importantly...can save lives......343 must we never forget.
You know the thing about firemen is...24\7 they are always firemen.
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08-05-2005, 11:35 PM #7MOOKIE!
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Feel sorry for you mate... Yeah roof damage basically always totals a car because the roof is connected to the entire chassis or something. So it was insured then?Originally Posted by fightingfire343
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08-05-2005, 11:43 PM #8
Honda Element
Stupid looking as crap.Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.
Alea iacta est.
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08-05-2005, 11:56 PM #9All around athlete
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yea it was insured. the thing that got me tho was i took a rubber malet hit the roof and popped about %50 or the dents out with no other damage being done to the paint. their is just one lil spot that a pro needs to look at. we kept the jeep bought it back from the insurance folk. i tell ya taking all your stuff out of your totaled vehicle kinda hurts. i guess its like taking care of a sick puppy dog. kinda hits ya were it hurts.
"revenge is not a valid motive...no not vengence....PUNISHMENT"
5'10
190 lbs
"the can cans"
can run, can jump, can throw, can hit, can shoot, can dodge, can dive, can slide, can takle, can catch and most importantly...can save lives......343 must we never forget.
You know the thing about firemen is...24\7 they are always firemen.
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08-06-2005, 12:01 AM #10Hunting for moar fibras
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a riced up lancer/mirage/civic.
They are decent cars, but when you put on a bodykit, massive exhaust, ridiculously large spoiler and stickers on the a car that clearly doesnt have any power mods your asking to look like a dork.
oh, and anything with this: http://www.takakaira.com/accessories...ightpager.htmlLast edited by martydaman; 08-06-2005 at 12:07 AM.
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08-06-2005, 12:02 AM #11Registered User
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08-06-2005, 01:31 AM #12Registered User
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H2
Might as well well get bumper stickers that say "I'm an ass" "I wanted a big dick and all I got instead was this lousy Hummer" and "10 mpg and 2 soldiers/day"
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08-06-2005, 01:33 AM #13Ruthless4Life
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My mom drives a beetle... and I drive it once in a while.
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08-07-2005, 08:33 AM #14BB's resident PE zealot
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When a car falls in a manner that it usually doesn't fall (on its top, front first, back first, etc) it loses its structural integrity and is extremely unsafe to drive. But whatever, at least you got an avalanceOriginally Posted by fightingfire343
. I'm sure you'll have fun with it. I drive an escalade (almost the same thing) and I love it 
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08-07-2005, 08:36 AM #15Registered User
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Any male driving a VW Cabriolet. I don't care how "modded" it is. Looks stupid.
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08-07-2005, 08:37 AM #16the no1 geordie hunk
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those stupid little smart car things.
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08-07-2005, 09:10 AM #17Banned
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those ****ing geo trackers. Every time i see one i want to run it over with my truck,
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08-07-2005, 09:13 AM #18Misc Armchair Counsellor
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08-07-2005, 10:04 AM #19****ing PT Cruisers and MINI Coopers.Originally Posted by Tuthpiksalesman
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08-07-2005, 10:08 AM #20
Fiat multipla
http://multipla.punt.nl/upload/fiat_...a_23_04_04.jpg
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08-07-2005, 10:10 AM #21on gun-training
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lolOriginally Posted by hardasslardassdoesn't watch t.v.
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08-07-2005, 10:10 AM #22
Honda Element
Pontiac Aztec
Toyota Scion
VW Golf
Chrysler P.T. Cruiser
Any tool that drives one of those obviously got it from a REALLY good salesmen, becuase no one willingingly buys any of those pieces of ****. And I'm sure one of you ***gots drive one of the above listed cars.
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08-07-2005, 10:11 AM #23on gun-training
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man that is one ugly automobile.Originally Posted by MantisShrimpdoesn't watch t.v.
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08-07-2005, 11:08 AM #24lightweight
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Minivan.
You should always play fair when you have the winning hand.
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08-07-2005, 11:13 AM #25
WV Beetle. Any guy that drives that for me is gay. Theres like a flower beside the steering wheel for heaven sake.
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08-07-2005, 01:13 PM #26Banned
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any sort of van...station wagon, bug
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08-07-2005, 01:57 PM #27Gone Spacedockin'
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Convertible Geo Metro- Teal colored
Age:22-Height: 6'5"-Weight: 230- Bulking - Bf%:no idea
Don't be weak.
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08-07-2005, 03:41 PM #28Registered User
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Haha I think I got the brown contour beat.
I drive a 1981 VW Desiel Rabbit at the moment. To make things worse.. it's got the crap beat out of it, literally. The hood is latched down, the fenders are just jacked up, front right corner is totally smashed in.
But my new truck comes in a few weeks though, so I can go back to abusing the crap outta my little car.
It is truly fun to not care about a car, take it to a stadium parking lot and see what the limits of tires leaving the pavement are...something clever and witty
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08-07-2005, 03:46 PM #29No Pain,No Gain..No Shit!
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WTF?Originally Posted by Bobben
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08-07-2005, 06:14 PM #30OMNISCIENT.
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It actually won car of the year here!Originally Posted by LoveThyPain
99 contour
. I'm sure you'll have fun with it. I drive an escalade (almost the same thing) and I love it 
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