orly?Originally Posted by Need4Advice
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06-19-2007, 08:58 AM #31not applicable
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06-19-2007, 09:01 AM #32Inuendo? In HER end Oh!
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send her my way...I like the smell of deviled eggs.
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06-19-2007, 09:03 AM #33Registered girls like me
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Dumping her was the right thing, but I still think a slap should have been administered
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06-19-2007, 09:14 AM #34mil |ONE| lion
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06-19-2007, 09:20 AM #35Getting Massive
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I think the OP is a woman and was having sex with her boyfriend and the boyfriend farted. Only a chick would break up over a fart.
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06-19-2007, 09:21 AM #36yeah dats me
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I remember years ago when I was fapping this girl in a missionary then I heard a fart sound. I stopped and asked did you just fcukin' farted but I didn't smell a thing, It turned out it was pu$$y farts. I started to fap her again and heard that farting noise again. She said it was air thats causing it. It was a noisy night.
Spam and eggs is an excellent source of protein..brah.
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06-19-2007, 09:29 AM #37mauiwaaui
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Gawd brother...noisy night....LMFAO!......good ol' queefing.....LOL....Originally Posted by cabocoleman
This is an awesome thread."You will NOT be the bellyflop in my sea of tranquility." (me)
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06-19-2007, 09:30 AM #38
That **** is grounds for dismissal.
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06-19-2007, 09:34 AM #39Banned
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thank you!! atleast someone understands!!Originally Posted by Shady Dave
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06-19-2007, 09:35 AM #40Registered User
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You gave up a hot blonde with big boobs for a fart? **** son.
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06-19-2007, 09:40 AM #41Banned
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considering I have tounge ****ed that ass and now she is ripping boieng 777's out of that ass, disgusting!! I deleted her phone number off my phone aswell.Originally Posted by Big Slim DaDDy
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06-19-2007, 09:47 AM #42mauiwaaui
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I think besides ripping Boeing 777s out of that ass, she's probably taken a dump or two out of it too......you think?
"You will NOT be the bellyflop in my sea of tranquility." (me)
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06-19-2007, 09:50 AM #43yeah dats me
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You tossed her salad and just because she farted you dumped her. Dude...give me her phone number. I'll let her eat eggs while I fap her.Originally Posted by Need4Advice
Spam and eggs is an excellent source of protein..brah.
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06-19-2007, 09:52 AM #44Registered User
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**** my girl queefed when I pulled out of doggy style so I donkey punched her ass
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06-19-2007, 10:01 AM #45Registered Offender
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can i watch??Originally Posted by cabocoleman
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06-19-2007, 10:13 AM #46IFPA Professional
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06-19-2007, 10:15 AM #47Banned
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use a butt plug next time!
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06-19-2007, 10:18 AM #48Banned
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I'd rather not think about it dude.Originally Posted by mauiwaaui
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06-19-2007, 10:22 AM #49[300 Spartan Crew]
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Give her the old ATM?Originally Posted by Cramerica
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06-19-2007, 10:23 AM #50Banned
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**** on her chest? Don't be a prude.
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06-19-2007, 10:26 AM #51Banned
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she coming around to pick up her stuff tonight!! good idea bro but thats pretty sick. Im not gonna lower myself to her level!!Originally Posted by TheBlackDahlia
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06-19-2007, 10:31 AM #52[300 Spartan Crew]
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You have to have break up sex, that's a rule. What you do in the sack you should tell us all the details like if you sharted on her or gave her an Angry Pirate...Originally Posted by Need4Advice
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06-19-2007, 10:35 AM #53Parka of Peace
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Hell yeah its funny! The first 6 months of being with my gf she rarely ever farted (more like a toot), but after that she let them go whenever she feels like it. It means she's comfortable with you.Originally Posted by Pleb;
It was a f*cking accident you prick. She was nearly crying and probably felt like complete ****. Then you, being the great man you are, broke up with her for that.Originally Posted by Need4Advice;
Its a good thing you broke up with her, now she's gonna get boned by someone much better than you while you settle for the fatties.US ARMY Noncommissioned Officer
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06-19-2007, 10:39 AM #54500 Internal Server Error
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pics/n00dz of said gf?
vids of said sexy time?
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06-19-2007, 10:41 AM #55Reggiestored user
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06-19-2007, 10:45 AM #56RIP Placebro...
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You missed the tell-tale sign. She was asking for a Hot Lunch.
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06-19-2007, 11:03 AM #57
did it clear your sinuses
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06-19-2007, 11:07 AM #58
id actually be turned on more and fart on her face
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06-19-2007, 11:09 AM #59inhaling my vapours
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You sir are an idiot. I reckon it was you anyway you durty bastard. As girls don't fart they just make love puffs.Originally Posted by Need4Advice
In actual fact I don't mind a girl who farts during sex ,shows she is totally letting herself go and there is something quite animalistic about it. -I bang trannies.
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06-19-2007, 11:09 AM #60Registered User
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haahahOriginally Posted by Mindripper
Michael: Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' ho no mo'.
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