The chimp wouldnt know they were about to fight until he got hit by tyson. So i think tyson would win before the chimp even knew it was a fight.
damn animal cruelty ...why cant we just have them fight and really see who wins.
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07-31-2010, 11:57 AM #61Registered User
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Not average, but still human. Maybe just think about gripstrength alone. What happen if chimp decide to grab wrist of Tyson and squeeze with 700lbs of power. Maybe Tyson get second thought about intending to throw combo after bones in wrist are demolished.Originally Posted by Brah_88
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07-31-2010, 12:03 PM #63Registered User
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jackass humans are animals too.Originally Posted by 128
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07-31-2010, 12:15 PM #65
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07-31-2010, 12:15 PM #66Banned
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this....Originally Posted by Better Unborn
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07-31-2010, 12:17 PM #67Registered User
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nerd animals brahOriginally Posted by Better Unborn
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07-31-2010, 01:37 PM #68We on TV?
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shutup fool you know what I meantOriginally Posted by ronniecoleman21
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07-31-2010, 01:44 PM #69Registered User
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Wait, are people seriously saying that tyson would win?
That chimp would be far, far stronger than Tyson and would rip his arms out and then proceed to go for Tyson's balls.
The one that ripped off that lady's face pulled a car door off like it was nothing.
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07-31-2010, 01:48 PM #70Sors Inanis
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lol i can't believe people actually think tyson could win. unbelievable. even if tyson had a metal baseball bat, i would still give it to the chimp
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07-31-2010, 01:58 PM #71Registered User
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Their brains are roughly half the size of mans, so not a peanut. Their skulls are several times thicker than a mans. They are at least 5 times as strong as a man. Their fibraz are more dense than a mans could ever be.Originally Posted by PeteCraig
And why not make the chimp 200 lbs? U afraid it would tear mike to pieces?8-16-2011 - the day Thy_Kingdom said he would rep but didn't. never forget.
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07-31-2010, 02:00 PM #72ZMA
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I couldn't see Tyson winning.
BUT seeing how he's a pro boxer; if he went bare knuckles and threw a punch as hard as he could and hit the chimp square in the jaw I think the chimp would atleast be seeing some stars, maybe more damage. In his prime that is!
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I honestly think that Chimps are literally bat**** insane. Every time I see a video of a group of chimps, they all start screaming frantically and start going crazy. I think if the Chimp saw Tyson as a true threat, it'd take him out without a problem.
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07-31-2010, 02:07 PM #74Registered User
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tyson vs a SHORT . JACKED chimp ...
chimp would win and tyson prolly wouldnt even get a goood shot off at it
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07-31-2010, 02:08 PM #75WHATS THE GOSS?
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a chimp you gott be kidding me
tyson was a trained fighter and one of the best ever. He would absolutly beat the chip to fuking pieces.
this is what would happen:
chimp mad, chimp run a tyson like a spastic, tyson moves like a real fighter and punches like a fighter, chimps face fuked up and probs dead.be the change you want to see
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07-31-2010, 02:15 PM #76Banned
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I would tear out its balls and gouge its fkin eyes go chimp attack on that bishOriginally Posted by 636 HunteR
Their brains are roughly half the size of mans, so not a peanut. Their skulls are several times thicker than a mans. They are at least 5 times as strong as a man. Their fibraz are more dense than a mans could ever be.
And why not make the chimp 200 lbs? U afraid it would tear mike to pieces?
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chimps can rip out noses, eyes, faces with 2 fingers. tyson barely ripped off an ear with his mouth. imagine if a chimp had a hold of holyfield instead of tyson. but damn chimps look strangely humanoid without their fur, very creepy. almost human.
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07-31-2010, 02:22 PM #78..then I rocked the joint
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I don't think you guys truly appreciate a chimps speed, agility and strength. I mean if tyson was LUCKY he might get one shot at punching the chimp. Then what's he gonna do when his face is getting mauled and/or his ears/nose/fingers ripped to shreds? All the boxing training in the world won't do a DAAAAMMMNNN THHHANNNGG.
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07-31-2010, 02:23 PM #79Registered User
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This is ridiculous. Anyone saying that Tyson would have a chance is retarded! Seriously. Chimps are insanely stronger, faster, more savage. Literally would be a massacre.
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Can't lose with balls that big.Originally Posted by 636 HunteR
Their brains are roughly half the size of mans, so not a peanut. Their skulls are several times thicker than a mans. They are at least 5 times as strong as a man. Their fibraz are more dense than a mans could ever be.
And why not make the chimp 200 lbs? U afraid it would tear mike to pieces?cant wait 2 c ur big ugly ass
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would not want to phuck with one of these goin nuts
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07-31-2010, 02:31 PM #82Platinum User
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Originally Posted by sejoon!
That's just retarded... A horse's kick to the face could likely kill you.
Could a Tyson punch do that? I don't think so. (Unless to the back of the head)
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07-31-2010, 02:32 PM #83WHATS THE GOSS?
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tyson win easy hell i could beat a chimp too srs
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his hand would also be shattered into 100 peicesOriginally Posted by reyes12
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07-31-2010, 02:45 PM #85Facial aesthetics > all
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Just because the chimp can't play chess doesn't make it a terrible fighter dumbass.Originally Posted by PeteCraig
Reach? Lol. Fight virgin.
He's taller? So the **** what... I'd like to see him take on one of these just because he is taller.
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07-31-2010, 02:56 PM #86LOL 360 lbs of mostly fat Jap vs a orangutang bitch--Fat jap got pwned by orangutangOriginally Posted by mulletman444
Seriously tho, the insertions of apes make them insanely strong. This orangutang wasnt even mad, she was just chilling and hanging on until she sneezed and pulled him in... lol
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the chimp
your not going to beat a monkey with excellent striking
your going to beat it only by limb locking and break its arm
or a gun
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07-31-2010, 02:59 PM #88Registered User
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It has been said that a hook from Mike Tyson, would be the equivalent to holding a phonebook next to your head, and having Mark Mcgwire swing a bat as hard as he can and hit the phone book.
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07-31-2010, 03:00 PM #89LOL chimp at the end is like : "Hand me that chimp rib I need some fresh bcaa's"Originally Posted by TheGrizzMint
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07-31-2010, 03:02 PM #90Registered User
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Originally Posted by 636 HunteR
Their brains are roughly half the size of mans, so not a peanut. Their skulls are several times thicker than a mans. They are at least 5 times as strong as a man. Their fibraz are more dense than a mans could ever be.
And why not make the chimp 200 lbs? U afraid it would tear mike to pieces?
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