Rant: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples.

[ThickAsABrick]

you named your dog ghey ass

That would be kinda funny if it weren't unfunny.

[Turco]

How's 'Bruce' for a dog name?

Bruce is more of a ferret name.

[gecko2424]

You just want to be like turco.

[VoxExMachina]

The best dog name is Jeffrey.

/discussion.

[gecko2424]

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

[gecko2424]

The best butler name is Geoffrey.

/discussion.

fixed

[mjw8204]

Bruce is more of a ferret name.

Good point.

[darinaldi]

How's 'Bruce' for a dog name?

Almost as ghey as Lance.

[chazzy1864]

What did Zelda win, when he rescues the princess in the game?

[-Lucifer]

Bruce is more of a ferret name.

T-bone!

Almost as ghey as Lance.

But not gheyer than David.

[TexAss]

What did Zelda win, when he rescues the princess in the game?

A handjob.

[darinaldi]

What did Zelda win, when he rescues the princess in the game?

Zelda won a vigorous DVDA by Link, Gannon, Mario, and Luigi.

[mjw8204]

What is worse:

Scrawny noobs giving advice

or...


Non-noobs that are still scrawny giving advice?

[kvk1]

I got it.

Call the dog Lieutenant Kubilay.

When people inevitably ask you what the fak a Kubilay is tell them to call it "Cubby" for short.

Problem solved. Next.

[kvk1]

DVDA

mmmm...yeeesh

8 testicles and one vagina

what could be better

[chazzy1864]

A handjob.

Tsk tsk, sadly you missed the trick. Zelda was the princess.

Zelda won a vigorous DVDA by Link, Gannon, Mario, and Luigi.

LoL, I like your spin on it.

[mjw8204]

mmmm...yeeesh

8 testicles and one vagina

what could be better

Turns out there were only 7.

Nobody's owning up to it, though.

[kvk1]

Turns out there were only 7.

Nobody's owning up to it, though.

You think the woman noticed?

Excuse me. No, not you guys in my ass. The second dick in my vagina. Yes, you. Is that only one testicle I'm feeling?

Talk about an awkward moment.

[chazzy1864]

What is worse:

Scrawny noobs giving advice

or...


Non-noobs that are still scrawny giving advice?

I'd also put the large noobs - not muscular but with their blurry, weird angled avatar and stats that make you think so at first - who will make statements with such affirmation, others want to hop on their band wagon.

[darinaldi]

You think the woman noticed?

Excuse me. No, not you guys in my ass. The second dick in my vagina. Yes, you. Is that only one testicle I'm feeling?

Talk about an awkward moment.

It made teabagging a lot easier, though. Less jaw strain.

[kvk1]

It made teabagging a lot easier, though. Less jaw strain.

teabagging 7 testicles...strong matzah ball soup

some of these women in porn are champs

resilient i tell ya

[mjw8204]

...

Just so you know, the link I sent you is legit. I realized after I sent it that the name might make it look sketchy.

[ThickAsABrick]

What is worse:

Scrawny noobs giving advice

or...


Non-noobs that are still scrawny giving advice?

B.

At least the noobs still have a chance to realize they should stew foo.

[mjw8204]

some of these women in porn are champs

resilient i tell ya

They probably did Rippetoes.

[kvk1]

They probably did Rippetoes.

Mark's in the porn industry now?

Strong portfolio.

[ThickAsABrick]

Mark's in the porn industry now?

Strong portfolio.

"what's your big 3" doesn't mean what you think it does.

[mjw8204]

Mark's in the porn industry now?

Strong portfolio.

His methods only work well for noobs, though -- the ones that have to start out in ghey pr0n and are paid in corn dogs and Busch Light.

[kvk1]

Zelda won a vigorous DVDA by Link, Gannon, Mario, and Luigi.

mmmm...yeeesh

8 testicles and one vagina

what could be better

Turns out there were only 7.

Nobody's owning up to it, though.

You think the woman noticed?

Excuse me. No, not you guys in my ass. The second dick in my vagina. Yes, you. Is that only one testicle I'm feeling?

Talk about an awkward moment.

It made teabagging a lot easier, though. Less jaw strain.

teabagging 7 testicles...strong matzah ball soup

some of these women in porn are champs

resilient i tell ya

They probably did Rippetoes.

Mark's in the porn industry now?

Strong portfolio.

^ The setup(s).

"what's your big 3" doesn't mean what you think it does.

^ The homerun.

Well played team.

[darinaldi]

Just so you know, the link I sent you is legit. I realized after I sent it that the name might make it look sketchy.

LOL - I was scared to click on it while at work, actually.

[ThickAsABrick]

LOL - I was scared to click on it while at work, actually.

pussy