$1000 an inch
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1,000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want.. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have," says the man.
"And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite counter tops."
....wait...what....
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10-06-2009, 12:04 PM #1Trae's Sisters Boy Toy!
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$1000 an inch
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10-06-2009, 12:07 PM #2Trae's Sisters Boy Toy!
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What does a girls butthole and a 9v battery have in common?
You know its wrong but eventually your gonna put ur tongue on it.
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What the difference between a penis and a paycheck?
You dont have to beg your wife to blow the paycheck!
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10-06-2009, 02:06 PM #3I.Am.Legend.
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Originally Posted by _NimbusTim_
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1,000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want.. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have," says the man.
"And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite counter tops."
....wait...what....
wut..
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10-06-2009, 02:12 PM #4⊙▂⊙
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So you and your wife are getting new, granite counter tops?
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10-06-2009, 05:27 PM #5BOATS AND HOES
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i dont get it
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10-06-2009, 05:30 PM #6Trae's Sisters Boy Toy!
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She pretty much said there sex life sucked, and she would rather have granite counter tops than sex.Originally Posted by AConrad00
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10-06-2009, 05:34 PM #7Registered User
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hahahahahOriginally Posted by _NimbusTim_
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10-06-2009, 05:58 PM #8Banned
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its ok Tim
younger people wont get this for another 5 or so relation****s down the road
no thats not a typo either lol
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10-06-2009, 06:33 PM #9Ukrainian Federation
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lolOriginally Posted by _NimbusTim_
I lol irl...PreSurge = Pre WO.
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10-06-2009, 06:34 PM #10Ukrainian Federation
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I am NOT surprisedOriginally Posted by AConrad00
PreSurge = Pre WO.
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10-06-2009, 06:53 PM #11Gangsta of Supp Miscin
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Alec is a woman, thats why he doesnt get itOriginally Posted by SHOWTIME
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10-06-2009, 06:56 PM #12Ukrainian Federation
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fixedOriginally Posted by Push Press Potts
PreSurge = Pre WO.
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10-06-2009, 07:00 PM #13Fattin' Around
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How did people not get the first joke? All hilarious, btw. A+ thread!
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10-06-2009, 07:03 PM #14Gangsta of Supp Miscin
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i lold at you putting the apostrophe in thereOriginally Posted by SHOWTIME
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10-06-2009, 07:37 PM #15Anna Ball Lick
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5 stars. Funny ass stuff man!
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10-06-2009, 08:19 PM #16BOATS AND HOES
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Originally Posted by _NimbusTim_
Originally Posted by SHOWTIME
Originally Posted by Push Press Potts
cmon brahsOriginally Posted by SHOWTIME
i;ve never bought granite countertops thank you very much
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10-07-2009, 04:36 AM #17Banned
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lmaoOriginally Posted by _NimbusTim_
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1,000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want.. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have," says the man.
"And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite counter tops."
....wait...what....
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