Alright I got one lol, WIN maybe?
[20:56:30] me says:
So wubu2?
[20:56:48] her says:
nothing much you?
[20:57:03] me says:
Just working out and shizzle not much really
[20:57:23] her says:
kewll
[20:57:40] me says:
last week of skl next week right?
[20:57:47] her says:
yarp
[20:58:09] me says:
so can i met u and tap that?
[20:59:22] her says:
ha
[20:59:31] me says:
i know u want t
[20:59:32] me says:
to
[21:01:07] her says:
hrmmm
[21:01:19] me says:
i want to piitb
[21:04:11] her says:
im goin to watch tv byeee x
[21:04:17] me says:
okie
[21:04:20] me says:
i piitb l8r
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07-11-2009, 01:05 PM #481Registered User
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07-11-2009, 01:58 PM #482Banned
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i would participate but out of 900 contacts 0 girls from my area online wtf!!
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07-11-2009, 03:56 PM #483Registered User
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wow, i read the entire thing, epic bump
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07-11-2009, 06:16 PM #484Registered User
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Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Girl 1: Who's this?(i guess she didnt have my number? haha)
Girl 2: lmao whenever you want!
Girl 3: Next time me hang nunchuckkk.-Strength Through Purity-
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07-11-2009, 06:43 PM #485Registered User
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wtf lolOriginally Posted by KevinDavis
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07-11-2009, 07:02 PM #486lollercoasters brah
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me: hey
her: hey whats up
me: nothing much, so..when you gonna let me tap that
her:um okay....never...cuz u have a gf (lol strong fail)
me: lol srs
her: whats up
me: lol serious question is serious
her: um okay what?
me: lollercoaster my question
her: r u high? (strong lulz)
me: lmao no
her: okay
me: ok so its a yes?
her: zomg idk what u asked (strong dumbass)
me: if ur gonna let me tap that
her: no cuz ur actin really weird (lol makes me wonder if i wasnt acting weird...)
me: lulz just answer
me: teen misc ftw
lol no responses yet after those twoNO!!!! SUPPLEMENTS DO NOT INCLUDE BABIES!!!!
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07-30-2009, 04:45 PM #487Registered User
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epid bump of epicness, was bored so decided to do it
me says:
hey baby, so wen u guna let me tap dat?
her says:
LOL
whad dat about?!
me says:
you cant answer a question with a question
her says:
LOL
I SO CAN
me says:
so wen?
her says:
now
me says:
na but seriously
her says:
when you up here
me says:
was that a question or an answer
her says:
answer
WIN
me says:
hey baby so wen u guna let me tap dat?
her says:
lol hmmmmm i duno might make ya wait lol
me says:
wudnt make me wait too long
her says:
why not ?
me says:
cuz i may get bored, jus sayin'
her says:
oooo get bored of me thats not nice isit
me says:
either is making me wait
so wen?
her says:
i duno lol
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07-30-2009, 05:00 PM #488RIP zyzz
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brb, trying this out
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07-30-2009, 05:03 PM #489RIP zyzz
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k so here it goes:
me: hey !
her: hey
me: so when are you gonna let me tap that
her: whenever you see me next
me: allrighht
win.BCABBA Amateur Bodybuilder
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07-30-2009, 05:09 PM #490U mad?
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me; when you gonna let me tap that
her (3 ****ing days later) hey whats up
me; sup
her; hows it goin
me; ok, u?
her; fine
her; so... about that text the other night
me; wut about it?
her; well i was drunk and thought it was weird
me; o rly?
I was dissapoint. No funny response. WTFwut?
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07-30-2009, 05:54 PM #491AVI at 155 lbs
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this is my favorite thread by far
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07-30-2009, 05:58 PM #492Registered User
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Sent to 3 girls last night
Me (to all): So when are you gonna let me tap that??
Girl #1 (co-worker)
Her: lol what?
Me: You heard me, when are you gonna let me tap it?
Her: r u drunk?
Me: a little, whats it matter?
Her: lol talk 2 me when ur sober
Me: u mad?
no response
(fail?)
Girl #2 (co-worker)
Her: haha
Me: is that a yes?
Her: lol no, im still a virgin
Me: mind=blown
Her: wtf is tat suppsd to mean?
(FAIL)
Me: lol nothing, not srs
Her: ?ok?
Me: So? You gonna let me?
(no response for a while)
Me: bump
Her: lol we?ll see what happens, we?ll talk later
(work with her tomorrow, possible win)
Girl #3 (very religious, never even kissed anyone)
Her: Are you ok?
Me: yeah bish, im fine. U gonna let me tapp it?
Her: Are you drunk?
Me: Of course not (I was)
Her: Well no, im not going to have sex with you, we?ve been over this before
Me: son i am disappoint
(no response)
Woke up to find this text this morning
Her: What the hell was wrong with you last night?
She is now pissed at me
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07-30-2009, 05:58 PM #493Gamertag = i3uu
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LMAO Reppppppp!!Originally Posted by illmatic13
me: when are you gonna let me hit that?
her: who is this?
me: stop playing around.. when are you gonna lemme bust it wide open?
her: are you looking for _____
me: why are you trippin just lemme hit it
her: your mistaken, this isn't _____. this is her father i took her phone for my shift tonight
me: (HOLY FK!!!!!) didn't reply
I getta call twenty minutes later from her dad with her crying in the background telling me to stay away from her daughter or else he's calling the cops. I tell him so that's a no? and now he's on the line with my parentsGoals:
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07-30-2009, 07:24 PM #494Registered User
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at first i was like there is no way this works....
Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: hahahahhahaha did you really just say that
me: um yes
her: umm why
me: becaus i was thinking about the day we went to santa cruz
her: what about it
me: lots of talk happened so i was curious
her: i see lol well that was a bold question
me: bold as in you're offended? or bold as in glad that i asked?
her: i was offended at first but idk now lol
me: so what you're saying is i blew your mind?
her: you never talk like this lol this isn't one of your friends is it?
me:How would i know about SC?
her: ok true unless this was ___ or something im not worried im just thinking
me: about tapping that?
her: uhh idk im kinda confused
me: keep thinking then
will update!!!!
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07-30-2009, 07:29 PM #495Gamertag = i3uu
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women are whores and know it. just gotta let em know who's the alpha. After you tap dat (is gunna happen), tell her to get in the kitchen and make you a chicken sammich, and make it doubleOriginally Posted by willieb925
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07-30-2009, 07:51 PM #496Banned
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hahhahahaaaaa
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07-30-2009, 07:58 PM #497Registered User
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Lol at the "bump" text after the girl didn't respond for a while.
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07-30-2009, 08:23 PM #498Registered User
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I picked a girl who is basically the target for stupid things like this between me and my friends
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
her:What!
me:it's pretty self explanatory
her:nah i gotcha but your texts keep coming out of nowhere ha
me:that's the kind of guy i am. full of surprises ;]
her:yes i sure do know that
me:so what do you say?
her:well i don't know.
me:what's not to know
her:idk
me:it would be pretty hot
her:why do you say that
me:cause it's true and you know it
her:alright alright
me:so that's a yes?
her:no
me:fine but you're missing out
her:ha ok
me:how about just some pictures?
her: (no response)
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07-30-2009, 08:51 PM #499Aesthetics in progress
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Lmao this thread is win
One life
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07-30-2009, 08:52 PM #500The Gunslinger
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Ok, so I sent to about 15 girls, mostly skanks from college I met when partying and barely remember. But also some good friends. most were boring. a few good ones:
#1
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: ahah hey whats up?
Me: That a yes nao?
Her: I would but are you drunk?
Me: Unfortunately not.
Her: We need to hang sometime.
Win...but do not want.
#2
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: ha ha well hello to you to.
Me: Its been awhile buddy. But seriously, Im srs lol.
Her: I know your serious. Thanks for the offer but Im going to have to pass.
Me: Wasnt actually srs. Do not want.
Her: Im not very good with text jokes...wow its been a while...maybe ill see you around when school starts.
Me: Perhaps, I feel I didnt make quite a good first impression lol.
(We hooked up a few times. She wanted to ****, We got naked. She looked like my hated ex-gf naked. I couldnt look at her. Left her naked on my bed while I snuck out to a club.)
Her: First semester? Yeah not so much...you can have a second try at it
Me: Yeah, off day. Ill show you the real deal. Bring your freaky friend from Uptown.
Her: haha thanks. We love you with your shirt off but im not trying the real deal anytime soon.
Me: WTF, not a sexual reference...
Her: Im confused...Im so tired. What are you referring to?
Me: The real deal about me. Dirty mind I see, thinking about my extremities.
Her: ha ha oh I'll keep my dirty thoughts restrained.
Me: LOL, we go to NYU. the only restraints we need are fuzzy and pink.
Her: Ok see you around.
#3
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What?? lol
Me: Me: "When you gonna let me tap that?"
you: nao.
Her: Haha funny big bro!
Me: Aw no you played the incest card.
Her: Haha yes I did.
Me: Its only illegal if you tell...just sayin.
Her: haha sure. dont you have a gf? lol
Me: nah. I free of that ho. sure=yes? kinky.
Her: sure = "sure" in a sarcastic, I'll pretend to believe you voice lol.
Me: So your saying you dont believe im srs? Cause Im super srs bout tappin dat ass.
Her: Haha umm...I'll think about it lol. I gotta go to sleep and wake up early tmrw for the drive back home... fun! lol. ttyl!
Me: Hit me up when you are ready to handle it.
She has a boyfriend. Again do not want. Though I've heard shes a freaky bitch.
(I'm an only child).Last edited by O_Discordia; 07-30-2009 at 09:58 PM.
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The Battle's Now Begun!
And all the foes of men and rose
Rise with the setting sun."
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07-30-2009, 08:54 PM #501trapAdnaB
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dark tower ftw. that is all.Originally Posted by O_Discordia
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07-30-2009, 09:01 PM #502The Gunslinger
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Long days and pleasant nights to you, sai. You say true, I say thankya.Originally Posted by Full_Blown
"Commala-come-come,
The Battle's Now Begun!
And all the foes of men and rose
Rise with the setting sun."
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07-30-2009, 09:54 PM #503bulking to 235 by Dec.
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me: hey baby when you gonna let me tap that?
her: by the way you said it... Never
fail... and ive fcked her a couples times beforePi Kappa Alpha
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07-30-2009, 10:02 PM #504Gamertag = i3uu
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gotta be an alpha brah, no baby allowedOriginally Posted by derdog909
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07-30-2009, 10:14 PM #505bulking to 235 by Dec.
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update:
her: sorry im just in a really bad mood.
kinda win? hahah
will still do her again
so win.Pi Kappa Alpha
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"I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds. " - Henry Rollins
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07-30-2009, 10:35 PM #506Registered User
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me : hey babe can I tap that
her : what?
me : you heard me =]
her : wtf no?
me : so thats a yes!
her : umm **** no
me : so i guess a blowjob is out of the question?
(no response for like 20 mins)
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07-30-2009, 10:47 PM #507bulking to 235 by Dec.
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sounds like a win to meOriginally Posted by jwUoM
Pi Kappa Alpha
Current supplements:
Fish Oil
Multivitamin
Creatine
Dymatize Whey
"I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds. " - Henry Rollins
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07-31-2009, 07:09 AM #508The Gunslinger
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Perhaps the best one yet. Texted my best friend last night, she responds this morning:
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Next morning
Her: Today I can't and I'm not entirely sure about sat. I kinda have plans that may or may not happen.
Me: lol so is that a yes to lettin me tap dat? Dont make me wait too long
I think she was responding to a message I had sent her earlier in the day asking if she wanted to play some ultimate this weekend.
But as I was typing this post here...
Her response: I'm not sure lol i can let you know later today. But Im free almost every day next week.
Not sure if win...I've been in the friend zone with this girl for 4 years lol."Commala-come-come,
The Battle's Now Begun!
And all the foes of men and rose
Rise with the setting sun."
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07-31-2009, 09:44 AM #509Registered User
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i loled harddOriginally Posted by KineticWall
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09-08-2009, 12:34 AM #510Registered User
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bumpty bump
(FAIL)
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