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    what are ways not to get caught drunken driving?

    just askin

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    not drinking and not driving.

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    dont get drunk if you plan on driving

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    Umm...not doing it?
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    Don't let the cops see you when driving, keep your head down the whole time

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    not being drunk while driving

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    Take like 20 advil's before you get in the car.

    **** works brah, trust me.
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    Crash into a cop car.

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    My brother got killed by a drunk driver. I hope everybody that drinks and drives dies in a single car accident followed by a fire.
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    Originally Posted by TheCloser View Post
    My brother got killed by a drunk driver. I hope everybody that drinks and drives dies in a single car accident followed by a fire.
    this.

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    keep a brew in your ride for when they pull you over (it will happen unless you crash and kill yourself + others first)

    when they pull you over turn off your keys, hop out the car and chug the beer. sit on the curb and don't tell the cops ****. they will take you in but if they have no information and saw you drink a beer after they pulled you over can't do nothing about it. i recommend you don't drink and drive because i've done it hundreds of times, two times i wrecked and one of those times i shoulda been killed. i've been sober 14 months and fcuk the us government for scandalous behavior involving alcohol.

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    uhhh turn your lights on

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    have a pint of alcohol in the car. when the cop stops you jump out of the car and drink the whole pint in front of him. In theory they can't prove you were drunk while you were driving.

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    if you get pulled over......be very cooperative.............and DONT BLOW if they ask.....srs..im a cop....i always try to help my brahs...... and dont take the "back roads" ....youre less likely getting pulled over on the main roads...everyone thinks theyre sneaky driving the back roads....

    so if you do get pulled over....be honest.....say where youre going.....if youre a dick....and an ass about it......youll get charge with whats right.....but if youre nice and cooperative maybe a nice cop will let you call someone to pick you up.......depends on how messed up you are...just know that you are always in the wrong.....and its always your fault.....if an officer wants to give you a break....take it........its his discretion....dont phuck yourself... i usually just make a decision up how **** faced they are, and their priors....DONT BLOW is the biggest advice i can give

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    Originally Posted by TheCloser View Post
    My brother got killed by a drunk driver. I hope everybody that drinks and drives dies in a single car accident followed by a fire.

    Just don't do it man!
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    Originally Posted by Travisonfire View Post
    Reeses peanut butter cups works amazing
    haha....funny.....alcohol comes out of your pores not your breath.....

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