What would Batman eat?

**liftjunkie06** · 02-26-2009, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by suburbanPSYCHO

second gay post, not that there's anything wrong with that....
just come out of the closet already man...

Funny, but this thread is pretty ghey...not that there is anythnig worng with that. So, ghey post for ghey thread. Plus, IMO someone who wears tights and has so many accesories is ghey. Just sayin...

**rageahol** · 02-26-2009, 11:24 AM

I actually have 3 superhero shirts. Batman, Superman, and Flash. The superman shirt is the one i always get injured in for some reason, it's becoming tattered, so I save it for mtb and parkour.

**Opies** · 02-26-2009, 11:45 AM

batman eats babies

**Holyspokes** · 02-26-2009, 11:50 AM

**The-Fire-Fish** · 02-26-2009, 11:52 AM

XD

Exactly.

**blacksmith77** · 02-26-2009, 12:02 PM

**rageahol** · 02-26-2009, 12:24 PM

With less sarcasm? ...plz?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post294467751

**suburbanPSYCHO** · 02-26-2009, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Holyspokes

lmao, batman endorses fat free fruit snacks to kick major justice in gear. i think he has a energy drink in china or something too.

**Neopragmatist** · 02-26-2009, 01:07 PM

Ramen noodles. Quick and cheap.

**suburbanPSYCHO** · 02-26-2009, 01:18 PM

to state again, really is an interesting thought. With no time to do anything when would he fit in meals. I really believe that Alfred would play a role in this. As a billionaire he could get whatever he needed to surviv obviously but with a few real meals someone could not survive on a few shakes throughout the day. the gainer idea is good. Wonder if he has a fridge in the batcar to store shakes at the perfect temperature?

**Disenfranchised** · 02-26-2009, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Neopragmatist

Ramen noodles. Quick and cheap.

Oh come on that's not even funny. Batman is not some skinny ****in dweeb.

**Dairiel** · 02-26-2009, 01:27 PM

actually in the comics batman has a pretty crappy diet

he doesn't eat that much / often

alfred is not pleased

**The-Fire-Fish** · 02-26-2009, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Dairiel

actually in the comics batman has a pretty crappy diet

he doesn't eat that much / often

alfred is not pleased

Lol really?
Can you give us the issues/scans?
I'm interested.

**suburbanPSYCHO** · 02-26-2009, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Dairiel

actually in the comics batman has a pretty crappy diet

he doesn't eat that much / often

alfred is not pleased

this would be pretty cool to see. going to go scan the comics to see if i didn't pick this up. i guess that would explain him being moody all the time and easily irritable. lack of sleep and poor diet.

**THE_TRUTH86** · 02-26-2009, 03:18 PM

batman ate MCDONALDS

**Ibballard** · 02-26-2009, 03:21 PM

In the comics was Venom just code for Cell-Tech?

**suburbanPSYCHO** · 02-26-2009, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Ibballard

In the comics was Venom just code for Cell-Tech?

description of the comic- When Batman fails to save the life of a young girl held for ransom, he decides to try a "new experimental drug" designed by her father called Venom. Pretty sure it was supposed to be roids. He ends up raging on the stuff and has to get off it.

**Ibballard** · 02-26-2009, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by suburbanPSYCHO

description of the comic- When Batman fails to save the life of a young girl held for ransom, he decides to try a "new experimental drug" designed by her father called Venom. Pretty sure it was supposed to be roids. He ends up raging on the stuff and has to get off it.

Right, this was later refined into the Venom drug given to Bane, which was steroidal in nature, except it also had a "Monster Serum" included, which exploits CNS/Adrenal pathways, giving the individual increases in strength instantaneously as well.

**suburbanPSYCHO** · 02-26-2009, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Ibballard

Right, this was later refined into the Venom drug given to Bane, which was steroidal in nature, except it also had a "Monster Serum" included, which exploits CNS/Adrenal pathways, giving the individual increases in strength instantaneously as well.

nice, didn't know that. my bats knowledge grows. Bane was a pretty intense character in knightfall. since he's on the "venom" wonder what his diet is like.

**Colawa** · 02-26-2009, 03:48 PM

have you ever actually seen batman lift weights?

**drgnframe24** · 02-26-2009, 03:52 PM

duh guys, remember in batman begins the green juice stuff he drinks in the morning when alfred wakes him up.

also that same juice was drank in Ironman. anyone know what they were drinking?

**suburbanPSYCHO** · 02-26-2009, 03:52 PM

[QUOTE=Colawa;294565831]have you ever actually seen batman lift weights?

[/QUOT]

i remember in the batman 89' they show him doing inverted crunches. and in very few comics they do. the hush comics they show him benching like 4 or 5 45's on each side.

**suburbanPSYCHO** · 02-26-2009, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by drgnframe24

duh guys, remember in batman begins the green juice stuff he drinks in the morning when alfred wakes him up.

also that same juice was drank in Ironman. anyone know what they were drinking?

found this on another board.

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**Detroit78** · 02-26-2009, 04:21 PM

I swear I seen the Batmobile at Burger King last night wedged between a rusty El Camino and Black Suburban with rims on it, and the Dark Knight looked PISSED

**suburbanPSYCHO** · 02-26-2009, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Detroit78

I swear I seen the Batmobile at Burger King last night wedged between a rusty El Camino and Black Suburban with rims on it, and the Dark Knight looked PISSED

nothing gets in the way of the dark knights triple whopper with cheese, side of large fry and diet coke. not even rims.

**fitlover** · 02-26-2009, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by liftjunkie06

Lmao. Gay much?

**xl Achilles lx** · 02-26-2009, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by suburbanPSYCHO

to state again, really is an interesting thought.

No, no it really isn't.

**Colawa** · 02-26-2009, 06:23 PM

those are the super-nutricious green smoothies

my roommate and his girlfriend make these things... her entire family drinks them, they read about it in the book green for life ... I'm still reading it.. It's pretty damn interesting though - apparently there are for more nutrients in the green leafy top of the veggies we usually eat... they make shakes with some fruit and greens (like kale) and it's super healthy

for example, for beats some comparisons are:

BEETS - BEET GREENS

protein 1.60 - 2.20 g
fiber 2.80 - 3.70 g
calcium 16.00 - 117.00 mg
vitamin c 4.90 - 30.00 mg
vitamin a 33.00 - 6326.00 lU

these are just a few examples off the huge chart the book has... very interesting book and i'll probably get hooked on the things too

**suburbanPSYCHO** · 02-26-2009, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by xl Achilles lx

No, no it really isn't.

... jerk.

**suburbanPSYCHO** · 02-26-2009, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Colawa

those are the super-nutricious green smoothies

yea, something useful came out of this. anyone try them? doing a little read up on them and they sound amazing.

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