would you be scared of a wolf if you were unarmed in the middle of nowhere? (poll)

[7empest]

apparently they are bigger than huskies, so i'm not sure

[kusok]

I’d like to think that no, but then I used to wrestle around and play with a neighbors dog which was like some shepherd dog that looked like a wolf and was about 6 feet tall on back legs and about 150-170 lbs, (Anatolian shepherd Maybe) and it obliterated me, and I’m athletic. I always had a feeing that it could kill me if it felt like it.

But I bet brahs with large dog or wolf experience know how to handle them better.

[Akd123]

ive raised dogs,cats,llama,horses, donkeys and goats. probably something else i forgot. unless the wolf is starving something fierce i would be ok. if it wants to kill me unarmed then yeah id be in trouble. but ive wrestled donkeys and llama and they are way stronger than any wolf. long story short i wouldnt be too scared at first

[7empest]

I’d like to think that no, but then I used to wrestle around and play with a neighbors dog which was like some shepherd dog that looked like a wolf and was about 6 feet tall on back legs and about 150-170 lbs, (Anatolian shepherd Maybe) and it obliterated me, and I’m athletic. I always had a feeing that it could kill me if it felt like it.

But I bet brahs with large dog or wolf experience know how to handle them better.

that's wild god damn, would be incredible guard dog in your property

ive raised dogs,cats,llama,horses, donkeys and goats. probably something else i forgot. unless the wolf is starving something fierce i would be ok. if it wants to kill me unarmed then yeah id be in trouble. but ive wrestled donkeys and llama and they are way stronger than any wolf. long story short i wouldnt be too scared at first

donkeys and llamas really? i walk past a field with 2 donkeys and I always thought they looked strong as ****

what about a horse, unarmed, zero chance right? wonder if someone would have a better time fighting a pissed of gorilla or a pissed of shire horse



wonder if bruce lee, for example (in his prime) could **** it up unarmed?

[Akd123]

nah son. i got some pics i could post but yeah they are strong but unless you can blind a horse you got no chance. first and only chance is to take out the eyes. if you cant do that your fuked. ded fkn srs. i wouldnt even try.

like 15 years ago our llamas got lose. i couldnt get one in the gate and the drunk idiot i am i lassoed the bastard and it drug me threw a cornfield until i let go after 2 seconds. They are strong as hell. maybe a llama but no chance in hell a horse. not happening. id rather deal with a wolf or catbrahs horsedog

[Tuga88]

Depends, is the wolf looking at you as prey/ready to attack?

In that case, majority of men are about to get fuked up if they just have to fight with their bare hands.

[7empest]

nah son. i got some pics i could post but yeah they are strong but unless you can blind a horse you got no chance. first and only chance is to take out the eyes. if you cant do that your fuked. ded fkn srs. i wouldnt even try.

like 15 years ago our llamas got lose. i couldnt get one in the gate and the drunk idiot i am i lassoed the bastard and it drug me threw a cornfield until i let go after 2 seconds. They are strong as hell. maybe a llama but no chance in hell a horse. not happening. id rather deal with a wolf or catbrahs horsedog

whoa that's mad, but then again they were used to 'feed us' before machinery (ploughing fields etc)

bull riding seems mental too

, wouldn't **** with a bull

[Akd123]

i see where this is going and yes, a full grown healthy gorilla is taking them all out. dont give a damn what anyone says. been raising animals all my life. gorilla wins all. even against a pitbull lol

supposedly in karate there was a guy or two that could kill a bull and break their horns off but i doubt that chit was real but some masters were pretty badass. who knows mate. i aint gonna find out

[7empest]

i see where this is going and yes, a full grown healthy gorilla is taking them all out. dont give a damn what anyone says. been raising animals all my life. gorilla wins all. even against a pitbull lol

last one then - Gorilla vs Bull?

[wasp9166]

[Akd123]

last one then - Gorilla vs Bull?

gotta go with gorilla for sure. bulls are mostly only as good as their horns. and i dont think bulls are really goring just to kill. cows and bulls have defense mechs but arent really killers imo. ive never had a problem around bulls but who knows what these rednecks feed them. ive heard of them feeding them gunpowder and chit to rile the fuk out of them. dont know if thats true or not

[7empest]

supposedly in karate there was a guy or two that could kill a bull and break their horns off but i doubt that chit was real but some masters were pretty badass. who knows mate. i aint gonna find out

just seen this, god damn. that's brutal. animal UFC would be interesting

nice pic, shame there's no middle ground though

[Bodhy]

It sounds weird and possibly cringe, but I'd like to think they could sense that I'm a dog person and treat me like one of the bros.

[Akd123]

It sounds weird and possibly cringe, but I'd like to think they could sense that I'm a dog person and treat me like one of the bros.

lol the only way to tame an alpha is to be more alpha and you aint it. Although and im not even joking, smearing chit would probably have some kind of affect on it. im not even kidding its so crazy it might work. when i was drinking everyday i could puke on command.imagine if you could chit on command. you would be up there and im not even joking.

[7empest]

It sounds weird and possibly cringe, but I'd like to think they could sense that I'm a dog person and treat me like one of the bros.

if a horse, wolf, anything approached me i would just freeze - there's no point running

wonder if you could 'play dead' as a human

[Akd123]

if a horse, wolf, anything approached me i would just freeze - there's no point running

wonder if you could 'play dead' as a human

nope.not a chance. it dont work that way. Ive seen horses and cows beat the chit out of dead animals just cause they were curious or in their way. Animals are not dumb plus they thrive on basic survival instincts most of us dont have. Its best to be calm and assertive in almost every animal encounter. Had a horse that was spoiled and would walk over you if you let it. I had to teach that horse a lesson but he still did it when apples and carrots were involved

[7empest]

nope.not a chance. it dont work that way. Ive seen horses and cows beat the chit out of dead animals just cause they were curious or in their way. Animals are not dumb plus they thrive on basic survival instincts most of us dont have. Its best to be calm and assertive in almost every animal encounter.

never witnessed a horse or cow being aggressive (luckily) but i could imagine they're scary as **** if provoked. the muscles in a horse is just mad.



this guy had ballls bro

[latverian41]

You can always count on the Misc for a good laugh in the morning.

[Akd123]

never witnessed a horse or cow being aggressive (luckily) but i could imagine they're scary as **** if provoked. the muscles in a horse is just mad.



this guy had ballls bro

OH CHIT! you just HAD to put a komodo in the ring didnt ya!? You did that on purpose! ok! komoda takes the pitbulls,donkeys, maybe llamas and the wolf. but not the bear horse and bull. Fuk we got too many animals! put them all in a death match and see who wins fukit!

[7empest]

OH CHIT! you just HAD to put a komodo in the ring didnt ya!? You did that on purpose! ok! komoda takes the pitbulls,donkeys, maybe llamas and the wolf. but not the bear horse and bull. Fuk we got too many animals! put them all in a death match and see who wins fukit!

wow that surprises me, that's pretty wild how they are mini 'dragons'/dinasours

you seen this haha?

[pyrogen]

I would pray to Ron and hope he has some spare time to save me

[Akd123]

not only that but they are FAST! and they are poisonous. im not sure how toxic their poison is but im sure its pretty bad. Did you know koalas are poisonous too?i wouldnt fuk with them either. fuk throw a duckbill platopus in there too cause they are poisonous. sorry but im drinking all night and my imagination is running kinda wild. this how you are everyday? you get these stoner thoughts? nothing wrong with that. been there

[Mulloway69]

that's wild god damn, would be incredible guard dog in your property





donkeys and llamas really? i walk past a field with 2 donkeys and I always thought they looked strong as ****

what about a horse, unarmed, zero chance right? wonder if someone would have a better time fighting a pissed of gorilla or a pissed of shire horse

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wonder if bruce lee, for example (in his prime) could **** it up unarmed?

I think Roberto Durán knocked out a horse.

[7empest]

I would pray to Ron and hope he has some spare time to save me

not only that but they are FAST! and they are poisonous. im not sure how toxic their poison is but im sure its pretty bad. Did you know koalas are poisonous too?i wouldnt fuk with them either

wtf really, komodo dragons are poisonous? theyre are like mythical creatures that's mad. Koalas lol, what would it do to 'attack' - run at you and claw you or? (and is the poison in it's teeth/mouth/claws?)

i know they are supposed to be smelly but never knew dangerous

[Akd123]

wtf really, komodo dragons are poisonous? theyre are like mythical creatures that's mad. Koalas lol, what would it do to 'attack' - run at you and claw you or? (and is the poison in it's teeth/mouth/claws?)

i know they are supposed to be smelly but never knew dangerous

Theres a reason you arent supposed to interact with koalas. they are very territorial and can be aggressive. they are poisonous i believe cause they chew on eucalyptus leaves and the crap and chit in their mouths turn so nasty its toxic. so basically poison. any non retard aussie brahs can confirm?

[pyrogen]

Koalas lol, what would it do to 'attack' - run at you and claw you or? (and is the poison in it's teeth/mouth/claws?)

i know they are supposed to be smelly but never knew dangerous

Spoiler!

SRS.

[7empest]

Theres a reason you arent supposed to interact with koalas. they are very territorial and can be aggressive. they are poisonous i believe cause they chew on eucalyptus leaves and the crap and chit in their mouths turn so nasty its toxic. so basically poison. any non retard aussie brahs can confirm?

wow, wonder why they look so 'cute' looking lol

[/spoiler]

devils advocate but that's not them being scary/evil etc, any animal would look like that eating a carcass

[Hutrapper]

You guys assume a wild wolf will let you get anywhere close to it.

I've seen many alone unarmed and every one was high tailing it away.


Statistically you should fear just about every other animal more. Probably have a better chance of slipping on an earthworm and hitting your head

[Akd123]

You guys assume a wild wolf will let you get anywhere close to it.

I've seen many alone unarmed and every one was high tailing it away.


Statistically you should fear just about every other animal more. Probably have a better chance of slipping on an earthworm and hitting your head

obviously i knew that. it was a hypothetical like if the wolf is starving to death. i think i have heard of wolves being out alpha by younger ones and going off to die or something but my knowledge isnt infinite. whats the scoop snoop.

[7empest]

obviously i knew that. it was a hypothetical like if the wolf is starving to death. i think i have heard of wolves being out alpha by younger ones and going off to die or something but my knowledge isnt infinite. whats the scoop snoop.

there was a story of kids being raised by wolves, this kid ran off and this family of wolves 'took her in' and raised her. could easily be a myth